A/N: I have to catch up to the rival skit fic in terms of numbers, which is why this is early. Oh, and I don't own the franchise. D:

Conditions: After you clear the Atherum, you head for the Yuzorea continent instead of Desier.

Who's Who: Yuri is Normal, Rita is Bold, Karol it Italics, Judith is Underlined, Estelle is Bold and Italics, Raven is Italics and Underlined

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We Are SO Lost!

Where the hell are we!? This isn't Nordopolica!

According to the map, we're on the Yuzorea continent.

Yuzorea. The Empire has declared this continent a nature preserve, so there will be next to no intelligent life here.

Then why the hell are we here? Who told Tokunaga to take us here?

I don't know. All I do know is that I was talking to Raven about these hot springs that exist in a place called Yumanju and how I wanted to soak in its waters. Then I saw Raven talking to Tokunaga. Next thing I know, we're here.

Old man…

(off screen) Hi there! Hey! What're you… Ahhh! (splash)

Oh my. Seems like someone went overboard.

Heh. Looks like I was beaten to the pervert.

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Poor Raven. Again, subjugated to abuse. XD Please leave ideas.