Twilight calls and txts
Midnightmoon: Ok so this story is doing good 2 I just thought of another story called Twilight Wrestling Match. Look out 4 dat 1 k.
Emmett's Machine
Hello this is Emmett Cullen the smartest, handsomest, and strongest man who ever lived. If you want an autograph please leave a message. Peace Out homies!
Message #1:
EMMETT!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE –BLEEP- IS MY MAKEUP KIT!!!!!!! YOU'D BETTER TELL ME WHERE IT IS OR SO HELP ME….BLEEP.
Message #2:
Hey Emmett it's me Sarah you know that cute little blonde girl you met in the mall last week. Give me call back you handsome devil.
Message #3:
Hello this is the animal hospital and we understand that you have a dying animal in your custody. Please call back whenever you can.
Message #4:
Yo
listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue
world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just
blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little
window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and
hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen
to
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I have a blue house
with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue
are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and
she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue
like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say
and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I have a blue house with a blue
window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the
streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is
so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like
my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and
what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window and a blue corvette
And
everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around cause
he ain't got
Nobody to listen to
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I'm blue (if I was green I would die)
Message #5:
Sup this is Midnightmoon do you have any erogjeaprsji'idyge [p!!!!
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