Twilight calls & txts
Kumi: yeah i changed my screen name sue me. My lil bro Zeru is going 2 help me with this chapt. Bro disclaimer
Zeru:Kumi Akatamatsu Moonstone doesn't own twilight
Both:R&R
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Charslie
Hello, you have reached at 651-bloodsuckerandwifestealer-005, I am sorry that i can not answer your call right now so if you would like to set up an appointment please leave a message. Thank you and have a blood free day. Beep
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Message #1:
Hey Charslie this is Bells, ummmmm is there something wrong with edward? (puts phone on speaker and 'Edward is heard in backround) Edward: CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRILLER NIGHT!!!!!!!! AND NO ONE'S GONNA SAVE YOU FROM THE BEAST ABOUT TO STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Ok so give me a call back ok thanks -to edward- Shut up!!!
Message #2:
Hey bloodsucker this is Sam, what the beep did you do to my fiance?!?!!?!?!! she is acting like a freakin chicken!?!?!?! you'd better have a good reason for this or so help me....beep
Message #3:
But senpai Tobi no wanna call this strange man, Tobi a good boy, Charslie-san doesn't use botox, oh wait the message thingy is on......ummmmm tobi regret nothing!!!!!!!
Message #4:
Hello I shaved my cat and now I'm a little bit freaked out.....oops wrong number sorry sorry!!!
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Text #1:
Hey wats up Charslie my main squeeze, so have you broke up with your wife yet? oops thats my girlfriend Sally, g2g
text #2:
Yo wats up dis is Naruto comin at u live with some info bout the hospital dat u be workin in.......it's on fire dawg! peace out
text #3:
Hey this is Beyonce and I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye!
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Random Message: Daisy daisy sour cream, freash and tasty naturally, a dip for you and a dollop for me daisy goes well with family. So do a dollop do do a dollop with daisy!
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Kumi: DAISY SOUR CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! -have officially lost her mind-
R&R