A plan had been devised to get a hold of Narcissa's diary. Lucius and Severus had been planning for most of their spare period. But before it ended they thought this was the best time of the day to get the diary. The two young men left the boys' dormitory and looked around the common room. No sign of Narcissa, which was a good thing. Lucius wasn't surprised though; he already knew Narcissa had a potions class. The two of them snuck over to the girls dormitory and climbed up the stairs. It was a fairly simple plan, go in, grab it, and get out. But anything could go wrong with a simple plan like this, that's why Severus was there covering Lucius.

"How do you know which door is hers?" Severus asked looking down the hallways of doors. Lucius shrugged his shoulders.

"Girl's give me information so easily." Lucius smirked. "All I had to do was ask." Severus nodded his head barely understanding. Lucius held a finger to his lips and pointed to a door they were close to.

Lucius knocked softly just incase anyone was in there, but he didn't think the Black sister's had roommates. He was wrong. A rather tall strawberry-blonde with swampy green eyes answered the door to the room. She looked completely shocked to see the two boys.

"What are you doing in the girls' dormitory?" She asked, raising a hand to her mouth in surprise. Severus gulped and looked at Lucius as if asking 'what now genius?'

"I'm looking for a possession of Narcissa Black's." Lucius answered coolly. The girl looked at him skeptically.

"Lucius Malfoy, isn't it?" She asked without receiving an answer. "I'm Alexandra, I saw your big scene this morning." Lucius shifted uncomfortably.

"Yes, well-"

"You can take whatever you want of hers," The two boys were shocked. "Narcissa's a bitch, I would know, I've been her and her sister's roommate for six years. Your stunt this morning made all of Slytherin break out in joy, whatever you're going to pull now I wont try to stop." Alexandra stepped out of the way letting the two boys in.

"Thank-you." Lucius smiled Charmingly. He then looked at the four beds. "Uh… which one is hers exactly?"

"That one." Alexandra pointed to the bed across from her. "What are you looking for anyways."

"A diary." Lucius informed her simply. Severus remained quiet as he searched under the bed; this situation was most uncomfortable for him to be in.

"Oh that's rich!" Alexandra laughed. Lucius ignored her further comments as he searched through draws. He stopped when he got to one in particular and smirked as he surveyed all the different pairs of panties Narcissa had. For a girl that didn't want a boyfriend she certainly was prepared.

"Lucius!" Severus scolded when he caught Lucius lifting up some of the lingerie to further investigate them.

"What? My studies prove girls would put their diaries with the delicates." Lucius smirked before stuffing a pair into his pocket. Severus looked completely disgusted but kept searching. "Oi, Snape! I found it!" Lucius smirked as he pulled the small green and black book from under the panties. Severus smiled and pulled himself off the floor.

"Great, now we can leave." He said dusting himself off.

"Indeed." Lucius agreed while examining the feminine book. He then turned to Alexandra who was now reading a magazine on her bed. "Thank-you for your help."

"No problem." She replied passively.

The two guys snuck out of the dormitories and headed towards their own before seeing Narcissa come into the common room. She looked like a goddess as her hair flew behind her when she strode across the room. Her sharp blue eyes caught Lucius' and she glared. Lucius turned away and climbed up the stairs to his dormitory. She would hate him forever if she found out he stole her diary… and her underpants.

Severus pushed the door open to their dorm room and sat down on his bed. Lucius followed sitting on his own, already his nose was in the book. He flipped page after page looking for something on guys, although he made a note to go back to the pages on torturing first years later.

"Ok, here's something." Lucius smiled. "Dear Diary, another boy had to be seriously injured today. He had the nerve to touch my ass while he walked by. Boys are brainless pigs who only care about sex or sexual activities. If I were ever to date someone, it would have to be an older man because anyone my age is just stupid and immature. Chivalry is dead, I'm afraid, but someone out there could be the perfect man."

"I wasn't expecting something so girly." Severus commented when Lucius finished reading.

"Well you should see what she says about torturing people."

"No thanks." Severus shivered. "I don't want to know what is going to happen to me when she finds out we've taken her diary."

"Don't worry," Lucius smiled. "I'll finish reading it today and then I'll give it back to her roommate."

Narcissa watched as Lucius turned away and continued climbing up the stairs to the boys' dormitory. She inwardly smiled at the thought of him realizing what a fool he was. Hopefully he would learn from this and never hit on her again. Narcissa was heading to her dormitory to pick up her books for her next class. She couldn't shake the feeling of disappointment that came with thinking Lucius wouldn't bother her again. She mentally slapped herself several times for thinking such things. If anyone ever found out that she was actually thinking positive of the man that had the gull to kiss her in front of everyone, her whole reputation would be destroyed.

In the instance of Narcissa speeding through the common room to avoid being late for class for the fifth time that week, Lucius was heading for his next class. One of the books Narcissa was carrying came loose and she stumbled to catch it. Lucius looked at his feet, so deep in thought of his plans to woo Narcissa that he didn't watch where he was going. The two collided in the center of the common room, books went flying into the air and Narcissa ended up on the ground.

Narcissa pushed the hair from her eyes angrily as she struggled to find her ground. Lucius, shocked by what had just occurred, stooped low and helped the angry girl up off the floor. She finally got a good look at who had bumped into her and her jaw dropped.

"You!" She shrieked. Her surprised face turned to anger in a matter of seconds. "I might have known!"

"I'm very sorry." Lucius said in the most charming voice he could. He bent down and picked up all her books and handed them to her.

"I bet you are!" She spat walking away as fast as she could. Lucius watched her leave the common room and let out a heavy sigh. He heard a group of girls giggling at him from the couches by the fire. This one little bet was causing him serious trouble.

Narcissa walked down the hallway like a steamroller mumbling to herself. Just when she thought Lucius Malfoy would leave her alone, he had to knock her over in front of all those people. What made her the angriest was the fact that he didn't chase after her, and the fact that it was upsetting her that he wasn't. Why was she feeling that way? Why couldn't she completely erase Lucius from her mind?

In a matter of moments Lucius had caught up with the hot-tempered girl. He wasn't sure about what he was going to say, but he just had to speak with her. Lucius felt as if he would go insane if she kept on hating him so much. Narcissa turned at the sound of hurried footsteps behind her and gasped when she saw Lucius.

"Narcissa-"

"I don't believe we are on first name bases, Mr. Malfoy." Narcissa snapped bitterly. She kept her cold eyes staring ahead as she strode.

"Please, just listen to me!" Lucius pleaded as he got in step beside her. He never felt so vulnerable in his whole life as he did right now. Narcissa spotted this immediately. She stopped in her tracks and brought her cool eyes to face his.

"You've got two seconds, Malfoy, you're lucky I don't care much for my next class." She sighed heavily hoping that no one would see this and think she was having a moment of weakness. Lucius cleared his throat wondering just where he should start.

"Narcissa, I want to apologize for my appalling behavior as of late."

"Well I should hope so!"

"Now let me finish!" Lucius smiled as he pressed his index finger to her perfect rosy lips. "I know you probably hate my guts about now, but I want you to just give me a chance. I can be quite charming."

"Charming?" Narcissa laughed. "I would like to see that!"

"So you'll give me a chance then?" Lucius asked as he took her hand in his own. Narcissa looked down at their adjoined hands and pulled her hand back to her books.

"I'll give you one chance, but don't get the thought into your head that I like you." Narcissa snapped. "I want you to understand that this is just my sympathy for you and nothing more… despite what people say, I'm not a complete cold hearted bitch." With that Narcissa began walking away to her class that had started moments ago. Lucius watched her and a small smile spread across his face.

"I never thought you were."

Narcissa paused in her steps and glanced back at Lucius. He swore he saw a ghost of a smile before she awkwardly turned back around and began walking away faster then before. Maybe Lucius wasn't completely screwed over; maybe he would win the bet after all.

A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. You'll get over it I'm sure.