I've been doing too many couple one-shots. I like writing in Heathers POV cause she's just so interesting. Anyways I've been in the writing mood, so I'm taking advantage of it. Heathers awesome even though she's a meany lol. Please read the bottom note.

"Grrr!" The nerve of all these little idiots that think they can write. I decided to visit a site called "Fanfiction" to see what they wrote about us, the campers of Total Drama Island. I thought I would be the one they would write about saying they adored me and all that junk, but no I was always the mean snobby brat. THE NERVE!

I did not and I mean do not deserve that. Maybe I'll just write a story depicting me as supreme dictator and hand their butts to them. The worst part of it though was how most of the stories were about Duncan and Courtney. Who even likes Courtney? She's the worst camper here. I'm a CIT this, I'm a CIT that. Shut up already.

I did have a small crush on Duncan though. Who couldn't deny the fact that he was hot? Maybe that's the reason I hated the uptight princess so much because she got the guy while I was stuck here on my laptop reading stories about them.

To make matters even worse than before was how Goth Girl and Elvis had as many stories as Duncan and Courtney, but most of them were sappy and poorly written. In almost every single one of their stupid little vermin stories he played the guitar to her. Gah! This makes me sick.

I, Heather Wakayama, should have a story written about me by one of them not them, but no I'm the one that's always alone. I needed to relax, I could practically feel the stress wrinkles forming. Who even cared for those stories anyways? I didn't.

I was not jealous. Heather does not get jealous! Now I'm talking in third person, but I was not jealous of them! Okay, maybe just a little, but what's wrong with being green?

If anyone gets offended by this I'm sorry. Its just something I pictured Heather would say, and if it makes you feel better I was insulting myself too. Anyways I think Heather might have been OOC, but other than that I'm actually pretty proud of this one. Heads up to the people that read the extra info in Pandemic, I am not posting the other One-shot. I deleted it. It was kind of bad :\ Criticism is appreciated! Once again sorry if you were insulted.