Xenosaga Scripts & Randomness
Chapter 3
In the middle of sword fight
Jin: There's something I always wanted to say to you, Margulis.
Margulis: Oh, and what's that?
Jin: It's nothing bad.
Margulis: Okay…
Jin: Oh, never mind. It's stupid.
Margulis: Just say it already, so we can get on with this fight!
Jin: Did you know your name rhymes with…marvelous?
Margulis: ~falls down anime style~ That was stupid.
Jin: I mean think about it. How many people do you know who's name rhymes with that? Margulis, Marvelous. It rhymes so perfectly!
Margulis: Well, your name rhymes with gin, but I didn't interrupt an important duel that's vital to this plot to tell you about that!
Jin: I don't know how important this fight really is. I think the creators just put this in because it's flashy. Everything, I mean everything revolves around Shion. ~get's back into combat stance~
Margulis: Marvelous, Jin, just marvelous.
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Durandal Residential Area
~everyone looks at a paper that shows what kind of role they have~
Shion: Of course, I'm a main character.
Jr.: Yeah, they should rename the game Shion-saga instead ~crosses arms~
Shion: What's your problem? You're a main character too.
Jr.: Luckily.
Ziggy: What is this?
MOMO: Umm…is there something wrong, Ziggy?
Jin: You're holding that paper kinda hard ~says nervously~
Ziggy: ~paper suddenly bursts into flames, then he stumps off~
chaos: ~looks on curiously~
Jr.: Hey, what gives, old man!?
KOS-MOS: I think the paper said that he was a side character.
MOMO: No you're not! You're not a side character!
Ziggy: I-DON'T-CARE!!!
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In the middle of the same swordfight
Jin: Hm…I wonder what `Ziggy` rhymes with?
Margulis: ~sighs~ Must we do this right now.
Jin: Now is a better time than ever.
Margulis: Figgy?
Jin: Higgy.
Margulis: Miggy.
Jin: I got it! Piggy!
Margulis: Marvelous…