Chapter 5: Vampire hunt

The grey hedgehog's eyes flickered open, "He's awake!" Called Zero, back to his hedgehog form, Dave tried to sit up but was pushed back down by his shoulders, "What the...?" He asked weakly, Sonic dashed in, Shadow was leaning against the wall, "Hi Dave!" "Sonic! Hi! How are you?" Asked Dave. For pleasantries sake, he would have liked to address Shadow first, but Sonic came in too soon. "Great! You?" "I.. don't know..." Dave stared at the bandages wrapped around his arms and chest.

Zero's eyes followed the guitar chaos king's, "You had a skull shape cut on your chesty, and then your arms, let's just say vampire guy slashed you a bit with his claws, and we put a band aid on your neck, were he bit you."

"I was bitten...?" Zero smiled, "Yeah... but I gave the vampire a bit of a beating." "Yeah. As a dragon." Butted in Sonic. Dave's eyes widened, "As a dragon...?" Gloria burst into the room, "Okay misters!" Zero and Sonic jumped like to guilty children caught stealing candy. "G-force said no traumatizing him! And you're traumatizing him!" "Hey! Were you eavesdropping?" Asked Sonic indignantly.

"No, at least, no one was listening at the door, we were listening from inside the room." Shadow smirked and held up his phone, "I had it on speaker." "Yup, this time Shadow actually LET me eavesdrop on his phone line." Said G-force, courtesy of the speaker. Sonic growled, "Shadow you promised not to!"

Shadow smirked, "Some things change." He said, before closing his eyes. Smirk still on his face. Sonic turned around and saw that Dave's eyes were wide and his jaw had dropped open, he looked totally in awe. "You okay?" Asked Gloria, concerned, "Yeah... but that's... Shadow the Hedgehog! He's my hero!" Shadow opened an eye. "What?" Sonic didn't take it so calmly, "WHAT?! HOW THE HELL CAN SHADOW BE YOUR HERO?! HE ALMOST BLEW UP THE WORLD ONCE!! AND SECOND! DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED! HE'S HELPED EGGMAN AND ALMOST KILLED ME ONCE! AND THIRD! HE'S A GOD DAMN EMO!"

Sonic: Yay! Go me!

Disclaimer: Since Crazy isn't in it is my duty to tell you that we rate these stories T just in case, Sonic, you weren't supposed to actually swear!

Sonic: Then why is that in my script?

Shadow: You faker, you wrote that earlier, I saw you, just before we fixed up today's set for filming.

Sonic: Filming? Filming what?

Shadow: This fanfiction dang it!

Sonic: I thought you liked to swear? Why don't you?

Shadow: Unlike you, I have manners.

Sonic: Let's look at that Shadow the Hedgehog game, Shadow falls, "Damn, not here." Is what you say.

Shadow: That isn't my fault, SEGA hired a voice actor and locked me up so I couldn't interfere. I didn't say that.

Disclaimer: Guys?

Sonic and Shadow: What?

Disclaimer: We're supposed to be doing a fanfiction. Let's get back to it please.

Sonic and Shadow: Okay.

Sonic: But you're still emo.

Shadow: All right that's it! I'm going to break your neck now hedgehog!

Sonic: Hedgehog? Then what are you?

Shadow: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH! YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Disclaimer: Oh boy, back to the fiction.

Dave looked slightly dazed, but only for a moment, he sprang up and pinned Sonic to a wall. "DON'T YOU EVER INSULT SHADOW IN FRONT OF ME,GOT IT? HE'S GREAT, HE CANNOT BE BLAMED FOR ANY OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED! HE HAD HIS REASONS, IF WE WERE HIM, I'M PRETTY SURE WE WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING YOU SLIMEBALL!" Yelled Dave.

Sonic looked shocked, then Zero pried Dave off the blue "hero". "Dave, you have to rest." "I don't need to! I want to hunt down vampires and see if one will kill Sonic!" Said Dave sending the hero a glare. Shadow smirked, "Well Sonic, I'm not the only one who thinks your a damn faker."

Sonic: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU SAID DAMN SHADOW YOU SAID DAMN!

Shadow: SHUT UP FAKER!

Disclaimer: Sonic, Shadow didn't say that, you typed that, so you can't pin the blame on him. assumes peacemaker pose

Sonic: To hell with you peacemaker.

Disclaimer: HOW DARE YOU!

Shadow: While those two brawl in my honor, I am sorry to say that we are having a hectic day, so this chapter isn't getting much help, Crazy having a bit of writers block isn't helping either.

CrazyNutSquirrel: If you have suggestions please give them to me via review, I will look them over, and if I choose one to go along with I will specifically state whoever helped me. With lots of thanks. Disclaimer?

Disclaimer: through swollen lip Sonic, Shadow, and everyone else do not belong to CrazyNutSquirrel, Gloria, G-force, Zero, Dave, Lilly, Louis, Drummer, Spazzy, Daphne, and the vampires do. That is all, Crazy! Toss me that hammer will you?

CrazyNutSquirrel: Catch! tosses hammer Read and review!