Well I'm back, thank you Amy alexis rose…what, that's it? I'm sad now. Ok before I begin let me just clarify something; this is a bonus chapter, that means that this chapter will not be mentioned in any other chapters of the Ever ever after series (or any of my other stories). I will not reveal anything in this chapter that contributes to the storyline at all, that means that you can skip this chapter and will have not missed anything at all (although a doubt anyone will).

Bonus Chapter 1 A Hard Day's Swap

"No, no. absolutely not" Axle complained

"Come on, pleases" Amy begged

Rouge walked up to him, bating (yay I made a pun) her eyelashes "would you do it for me?" she asked in a seductive tone

"I'd rather die!" Axle replied with disgust oozing from his voice

This seemed to upset Cream "b-but why don't you want to go shopping with us" she whimpered

Axle kneeled down to her level and replied "Cream, it's not that I don't what to spend with you…it's just-" he hesitated

"What?" she asked almost in tears

"Well…the mall is a no man's land, emphasis on man" Axle replied

"But you'll have a disguise" Rouge said holding up a dress

"Like that will work" Axel replied, then it hit him "No, no. absolutely not"

"Come on, pleases" Amy begged

Rouge was a little mad at this point "come on, we've done this bit already. Just put on the dress and do your swap thing!"

Axle crossed his arms and asked "and what if I don't?" Amy got her hammer out "ok, ok I'll do it, just put that thing away!"

The three of them smiled "I knew you'd see it our way" Rouge said as she handed the condemned soul his dress

Later when they got to the mall (FYI; Axle's voice does change when he uses Psi Swap, he just didn't notices it the first time because he was half asleep) Cream, Amy and Rouge walked in dragging a female hedgehog wearing a red and blue striped dress "no birthday presents you three" grumbled the fem-hog

"Will you be quite Alexis" Amy shot back

"Oh look a shoe store" Cream hopped with glee "can we go huh can we?"

"Of course we can Cream" Rouge replied

"Fine, shot your prisoner!" Alexis said with anger in her voice

"You better behave yourself in there" Rouge said sternly. And with her head hung low, Alexis walked into the store with the others

A little bit later when Amy was trying on a pair of shoes "so Alexis do you think Sonic would like these?"

"How should I know? She replied (keep in mind that at this time the four of them are alone)

"Because you're a guy" Amy replied with irritation in her voice

"So?"

"That means that you can tell if these shoes make me look hot"

"Is that the whole reason you brought me here?" The three of them nodded "well I hate to break it to you, but no girl looks attractive to me" she finished

Rouge backed up a bit and asked "does that mean you're-" she started to ask

Alexis sighed and replied "no I'm not gay either" Amy, Rouge and Cream were all a little shocked "so does that mean I can go home now" she asked hopefully

"No" Amy and Rouge replied

"Well then, don't expect me to pay for anything" she grunted

Just then a red hedgehog, a black lion and a blue wolf walked up the four of them. Then the red hedgehog looked at Alexis and said "hey sweet thing, how's about you come over to my place for a little fun"

Alexis just looked at him with a twitch in her eye "listen bub, I have been dragged her against my will. So I'm mad enough as it is!"

The hedgehog grabbed her arm and said "feisty eh, I like em that way"

At this point Alexis's voice was demonic "you will leave me or be banished to a nightmare world from which there is no return"

"You'll learn to show me the proper respect when I get you to my place" was his reply

Alexis's voice was back to normal as she said "I hope you like nightmare worlds" then she started mumbling something to herself and tears welled up in her eyes and…"why can't you just leave me alone!?" the other people in the shop turned their heads to see what was going on "you've already hurt me enough, why don't you just leave!?"

The red hedgehog was getting nervous "what are you doing you crazy broad!?"

Just then some security guards came up to the red hedgehog and asked him "sir, are you bothering this young lady?" one of them asked

"wha-what?" the hedgehog was stunned

The guard from before then turned to Alexis and asked "is he bothering you miss?"

Alexis was still crying when she responded "I wish that was all"

The guard looked a bit mad when he asked "sir could you pleases come with us?"

"But I didn't do anything" the red hedgehog replied

"Will you stop lying already!?" Alexis yelled while still crying

As both guards were dragging the red hedgehog out of the store one of them said "Don't worry miss, he won't bother you ever again"

Alexis replied "that won't change what he already did to me" she sobbed as she ran away

"He's good" Rouge whispered in awe

"That poor girl" someone inside the store said

Meanwhile. Alexis was making a break for it when someone grabbed her arm "not so fast Axle" said a mad Amy

"Little miss Alexis has been a bad girl, she must be punished" Rouge said with a sly smile on her face

"What are you goanna do to me?" she asked, Amy and Rouge just looked at each other

At the next store "no" Alexis said horrified

"Yes" Amy replied dragging her into the store, it was a women's under garment store

Later back at Tails' place, Axle walked inside and sat down on the couch "hey Axle, where you been?" Tails asked

When Axle turned his head towards Tails he saw that his once crystal eyes were now a strange combination of bloodshot and the thousand yard stare "I saw things I shouldn't have"

Well everybody that's my first bonus chapter. Just a little FYI; Alexis is Axle's girl name because Alexis is Axle with the 'x' moved behind the 'e' and an 'is' added to the end. Thank you Amy alexis rose again for your review. Read and review but remember if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all