Episode 2
Mustache and Spiky Joe enter Russ T.'s house.
Mustache: Hey there, Rusty! How's Dean and Hank goin' huh?
Russ: ...Uh, I'm not Rusty Venture. I'm Russ Toad.
Mustache: Yo, it's called a reference, right swabbeh?
Spiky Joe: Yeah, don't call me swabbeh. So, Russ, are you smart with maps and stuff?
Russ: Why yes! I'm quite map savvy!
Spiky Joe: Map... Savvy? Mustache do you know what that means?
Mustache: Uhm... Smecksy?
Russ: I'm really smart with maps, let me see it.
Mustache hands over the map to Russ.
Russ: Hm... It's a map... that leads to 5 pieces of a machine. That machine looks to be a GBA. It reads that the GBA belonged to a Miles Prower, but was destroyed for some reason.
Mustache: Alright! We're gonna get treasures! What's our first location?
Russ: Hmmm... It doesn't say anything about treasure... But, why do you care? Who are you, Wario?
Mustache: Uh... Wah ha ha! Yes, I am Wardio! Why else am me wearing these dorky clothes?!
Russ: Hrm, yes, well, it seems the locations are numbered, and...The first one is... Shiver City, I believe. Yes, that is it.
Spiky Joe: Hm, Shiver City, huh? Sounds pretty warm to me.
.........
Spiky Joe: It's a joke, people.
Mustache: Hey, I've been there before. I got...accused of murder there...
Spiky Joe: ...And did you?
Mustache: Of course not, the guy fell on his head!
Russ: In order to get there-
Mustache: Hey, yo, wait, woah, hey! I know how to get there. I don't need no instructions to know how to walk to a Shivering City.
Mustache and Spiky Joe exit Russ's house, and come back two seconds later.
Mustache: I'm lost, where's Shiver City?
Russ: There's a pipe leading there in the sewers.
Spiky Joe: The sewers? Augh, I know this won't be any bit of good.
Spiky Joe and Mustache enter the sewers via a warp pipe. They meet some resistance and fight 83 Star Points worth of enemies. But, they eventually arrive at Shiver City...
Spiky Joe: Y-y-y-yep, v-v-very w-w-w-warm here...
Mustache: I felt colder...
Spiky Joe/Item/Spicy Soup/ Spiky Joe gets warmed up!
Spiky Joe: So, where is that GBA Piece?
Mustache: Hm... It's in Shiver City.
Spiky Joe: Yeah, we know that... Where in Shiver City?
Mustache: Somewhere? Uh, let's look in...That house!
The two heroes enter a tall house, which has recently been turned into a milk bar.
Mustache: Oooo, I don't remember this. Hey, how much is a drink, Sir Bar Keep?
Bar Keeper: One cup of milk is- Wait, why am I explaining this? There's a menu up there, see?
The Bar Keeper points at a sign above him. Also, the Bar Keeper is a Bumpty. Yeah, that's kinda important.
Mustache: One shot of a Wolfe Logan Milkshake, please!
Bar Keeper: Ah, of course, sir! These Wolfe Logan ice creams have been getting quite popular lately.............Here you go, sir!
The Bar Keeper slides a mug of a Chocolate and Vanilla milkshake, all swirled around in a fancy S-Curve, topped off with whipped cream and a cherry.
Mustache: Ah, this'll be great!
Mustache slurps down the whole thing and asks for another, then repeats.
Spiky Joe: Uh, wow, hope you don't go to the mOon or anything...
END