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Episode...I forgot...Oh, I think it's 5
Mario and co. have just entered Forever Forest. And, even though it was only noon, it became dark as soon as they entered the forest.
Spiky Joe: I heard if you don't follow the right path exactly, you get lost. And I think a monster would pop out of nowhere for- Eep! M-M-Mustache, th-that bush j-just m-m-moved...
Mario: You're just trying to quote Goombario's description. It's, "Boy... This forest is really dark and spooky.
People say that if you don't choose exactly the right paths, you'll get totally lost.
I can believe it. This looks like the type of place where you get lost then monsters come out of the grass and...
Hey! Did you notice that grass over there rustling? I swear I saw it move!"
Spiky Joe: No, really...I-I think th-th-there's something there....
Mario sighs and steps close to the bush that was said to have moved and checks it. Nothing found...
Mario: See? Nothing! Now let's continue, I know the way...
Mario, at first, seems to know where he's going, but Ultra notices that they've been going through the same spot for ten minutes.
Ultra: Hey, Mario, I don't think you know what you're doing.
Mario: It's about time you said something! You people really thought I knew what I was doing?
Ultra and Spiky Joe perform the Facepalm maneuver. (CT)
Mario: Well, I do know that this way is right, because I saw a Shy Guy go through there.
Ultra: Then let's follow him, he might know where he's going.
Mario quickly goes through the level exit the Shy Guy went through, to find a different type of Forever Forest scenery. He stops as he sees the Shy Guy talking to a smiling flower. Yeah...
Shy Guy: No, no.......Oh, really? .......Hm? .......No, he's going solo right now. It's not that great, really, it was better when he was with the others, ya know? .......Eheh! I know, right?
Mario: What are you doing?
Shy Guy: Wha! Oh oh oh, you scared me, there. I was just talking with Dia Mei.
Mario: ...What are you, some sort of nature speaker?
Shy Guy: Yeah...
Mario: C00l! Say, you know your way around here?
Shy Guy: Nope... I have to ask the plants and animals here how to get through...
Mario: Why are you going through the Forest?
Shy Guy: Merlon said that I can help a great hero stop a cataclysm if I go into the Forever Forest and look for a piece of a magical GBA.
Mario: Really? That's nice. Well, later...
Spiky Joe: WOAH, hold it! We're looking for the GBA Pieces! Mustache, you completely forget or what?
Mario: Of course I didn't forget... But, he's not searching for a "GBA Piece." He's searching for a "Piece of GBA..." Duh...
Ultra: Not a smart cookie?
Spiky Joe: Nope...It just takes him awhile to roll...
Mario: WAHNABLAKOOBOONACKA!! We're looking for GBA Pieces! Shy Guy, can you help us?
Shy Guy: Sure! And call me Sonny.
Mario: Well, I don't got the money, Sonny...
Sonny: I don't think anyone knows what that's from... (It's from GTA)
Mario: Their loss... So, which way, Sonny?
Sonny: Hold on....Dia Mei, thanks.....Where is it, again? ...........Thanks again......It's over there, guys!
Sonny leads Mario and his party through the Forever Forest. Sonny befriends all the plants and animals he sees and asks them the way to go. After awhile, they arrive at a hill located in the forest.
Sonny: Hm, there used to be a badge in that block...
Mario: Yeah, I took it...There was an FP Plus in it.
Sonny: Ah...Well, according to the plants and animals, the first GBA Piece should be here. But, I don't see anything...
Spiky Joe: (slowly) That bush just moved....
Mario: Fine, I'll check it again...
The bush contains nothing...
Mario: Once again, nothing's there...
Spiky Joe: (slowly) No....Not that one... That big black bush, there...
Mario: Oh, that? That's just a wolf, he won't hurt anyone...
Spiky Joe: (terrified) W-W-What?!
Mario: (slowly) W-O-L-F Wolf...It's a dog... Mama mia, are you really that dumb?
Sonny: Wolves aren't dogs... They're Lupines...
Spiky Joe: .........
Mario: I can make dots too.....................
Sonny: .......................
Ultra: .......................
Mario: ......................
wolf: ........................
Spiky Joe: ............................
jim: ..........................
Mario: ...............................
Ultra: .........................
Sonny: ................................
Ultra: Can we stop this now? It really doesn't make sense...I mean, who's jim?
Sonny: I'm sure the wolf is nice...Let me talk to him...
Sonny talks with the wolf. Spiky Joe is paralyzed with fear. Mario is.....picking his nose... Ultra is rolling his eyes because Mario is picking his nose.
Sonny: You seem to like people, huh? Well, thanks! ......Alright, gang, we got GBA Piece #1!
Mario: What?
Sonny: ............That's disgusting, stop it, Mario...No one wants to see the gold you have in your nostril caverns.
Mario: ..............Fine...Alrighty...
Mario wipes his "gold" on Spiky Joe. Mario receives his second GBA Piece! There are two more in this area.
Sonny: Endrole said that there's another GBA Piece in Boo's Mansion.
Ultra: Huh? Endrole? Who's that?
Sonny: The wolf that gave us the GBA Piece, who else?
Ultra: Oh, right... So, Boo's Manson isn't too far from here... We should be on the right track.
Sonny continues to lead Mario and friends through Forever Forest. They shortly reach Boo's Mansion, which is a mansion ruled by Boos. Duh...
Mario: So, Spike, can you handle Boos? Or do I have to carry you again?
Spiky Joe: Don't call me Spike...And yes, I'm fine with Boos. 'Cause I know what to expect.
Mario and party enter Boo's Mansion to find the next GBA Piece. Though, there seems to be no Boos inside. Mario decides to shout into the emptyness.
Mario: Hey, we're looking for a GBA Piece! You guys see any?
No response...
Mario: ........................
Sonny: ....................
dmoss: ..............Why am I here?
Spiky Joe: Not this dot thing again! Really, is anyone here?
A painting of a GBA twitches. Spiky Joe yawns. Ultra patiently waits for his next line. Sonny doubts he'll be of any more help. Mario thinks. Wait, what? He never thinks! What's he thinking about?
Mario: I think paintings of GBA's aren't supposed to twitch...
Mario runs up the stairs and looks at the painting.
Mario: Hm, or that painting...
Spiky Joe: Huh? Two paintings?
Mario: Actually, three. But, it's the one in the middle.
Mario reaches into the middle painting and takes out a lion. He quickly puts the lion back into the painting.
Mario: Whoop, wrong one...
Rocky: And now here's something we'll really hope you'll enjoy.
Mario: Hey, hey, we're still doing this! It's the left painting!
Mario reaches into the left most painting and takes out a GBA Piece! That's the 3rd one! There's one more buried underneath Gusty Gulch.
Spiky Joe: Underneath Gusty Gulch? Did I hear that right? I still don't get how we're gonna find that one.
Ultra: How deep underground is it?
Mario: Russ said that it's "deeper than Articerile's back story."
Articerile: I told you, it's not that deep!
Mario: .....................
Ultra: ......................
Articerile: ...........................
Ultra: .....................Who's Articerile?
Mario: I dunno.............Chef?
Articerile: ..........................
Mario, Spiky Joe, and Ultra exit the Boo mansion. They say their Good-bye's to Sonny, and continue on their way to Gusty Gulch.
END