A tad bit of warning: Some minor swears in this one.
Episode 256...I mean 6, just 6
Spiky Joe: This is Gusty Gulch? Pretty dilapidated, if you ask me.
Mario: No one asked you.
Spiky Joe: I know, I was just saying- Never mind...
Mario: There should be Boos here...Where are they?
Ultra: Hm, maybe they're hiding, perhaps?
The heroes then hear some people yelling to the east.
Sonny: Uh, I think someone's in trouble. We should go!
Mario: What the?! I thought you left!
Sonny: Oh, I did? Well, I guess I'm still following you.
Mario and co. run further into the village to see two Toads near a big hole. One Toad, who seems angry, has Orange spots and an Orange vest. The other Toad, who seems scared, has Yellow spots and a Blue vest.
Angry Toad: Just get up! It ain't hard, Stevie!
Stevie: Sorry, my foot got stuck, Paul...
Paul?: No! It's PTool! Get it right, dammit!
Spiky Joe: Well, that's certainly nice language for the viewers.
PTool: Ah, $*%! We've been found!
Stevie: Can you not yell, please? It's...not good for my ears.
PTool: Shut it...
Mario: What's all the swears for? I'm sure there are nicer words to be used...
PTool: Augh! This red capped dope's got 3 pieces! C'mon, you wuss, summon him!
Stevie: Please don't say, "dope." OK... I summon you, uh... The Great... Uhm... Oh boy...
PTool: Oh god...What is it, Dip&%$?!
Stevie: I don't know what that M stands for...Mega? Mean? Aw...
PTool: It's Mach! Dammit, it ain't hard! Use that mushy room of a brain you have!
Stevie: But, but...I'm not sure...I really don't wanna say the name wrong...And...I just don't know...
PTool rubs his temples.
PTool: Why do I have to deal with this?
Mario walks over to Stevie, to check what's wrong.
Mario: You need something?
Stevie: Yeah, uh...I don't know what that M stands for. I think it's-
Ptool: Get out, Mr. Must-Ruin-Everything-ache!
Mario: Hoo, there's a new one...
Mario slowly backs away to his comrades.
PTool: You know the name, now summon him....
Stevie: .................I don't wanna...
PTool slowly turns his head towards Stevie.
PTool: (slowly) Why...not...?
Stevie: You're being a meanie-profanny...I...I'm throwing this down into that hole!
PTool takes the machine away from Stevie.
Stevie: Or, I'll... just leave.... Bye, Paul...
Stevie slowly walks away past Mario and friends...
PTool: OK, you're getting yours, you sos of &$!&+#! I summon you, Mach Gaogamon!
...Nothing happens...
Mario: I don't get it, what was that supposed to do?
PTool: ...Damn these long loading characters!
PTool walks over to Mario...
PTool: (quietly) He'll come... He'll come for this...
PTool gave Mario a GBA Piece! Mario doesn't know what's going on, but it's a real GBA Piece!
PTool walks into the Forever Forest.
Ultra: Anyone else find that...odd?
Mario: Meh, I stopped caring when he said, "spot." Let's go back to Russ, shall we?
Mario and heroes start their walk back to Toad Town. When they enter Forever Forest, the Boos all appear from inside the houses.
Boo 1: ...They're gone... The bad mouthed Toad's gone!
Boo 43: Finally! What should we do now?!
Boo 2B: Watch the new paint on Blubba's House dry?
Boo 3: That's tempting, but I got a better idea! Let's all scare the people of Toad Town! We haven't scared anyone since 2001!
The Boos all disappear to Toad Town. But, that's where Mario and co. are going! What'll happen? Tune in next time in the Grodus Chronicl- I mean! Spiky Joe and the Mustache!
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