Episode 12

Jolene: Good battle, Mr. Mustache. Here's your fight money:

Mario receives 14 coins! Mario's ranking rose to 11!

Jolene: Now if you excuse me, I must be going.

Jolene exits the locker room through the door. Mario rests up in the bed to recover HP and FP, then goes to the Terminal to request his next match.

Jolene: Hello there [Mustache], you will now go against [The Destructors]. In this match, I wish for you to [Purposely damage yourself] to yourself. Now don't [win] up!

Mario walks in front of the door as Security Guard 4 swings the door open. Mario barely dodges the door, and tries to rant about the lack of manners there are in a Pit full of Glitz, but the Security Guard just slaps a sticky note on Mario's mouth.

Sticky Note: Invalid Request. Please follow me.

Jolene: Yes, welcome to another exciting edition of Mushroomy Idol! Tonight, we have the Glamorous Peach Fuzz in a rap battle with the Destructious Dancers!

Security Guard 37 walks up to Jolene and tells her that, "Mushroomy Idol's tomorrow night."

Jolene: Oops, how comedic relief of me! I meant, welcome to the Glitz Pit! Our next match features the Velutinous Vaulter, the Mustache, versus the Flying Bullets, the Destructors!

Spik3y Joe: Why am I fighting again? Isn't Ultra more suited for this?

Spinia #2: You got bad luck gettin' matched up with us!

Jolene: Alright, let's get ready to BRAAAAWL!

Mario/Jump/Normal Bounce/ Mario jumps on the Spania! ...But, Spania has spikes, so that hurt Mario... Mario takes 1 HP of damage!

Spik3y Joe/Attack/Shell Shot/ Spik3y Joe spins inside his shell and shoots off at the Spinia! 2 damage!

Spinia/Attack/ Two Spinia spin at Mario and one at Spik3y Joe! Thanks to proper Guarding techniques, Mario takes 1 damage and Spik3y Joe nothing!

Spania/Attack/ The Spania attack both Spik3y Joe and Mario! They both take 1 damage!

Mario: 22/25 HP

Spik3y Joe: 14/15 HP

Spinia #1: 1/3 HP

Spinia #2: 3/3 HP

Spinia #3: 3/3 HP

Spania #1: 3/3 HP

Spania #2: 3/3 HP

Mario/Jump/Multi Bounce/ Mario bounces on the three Spinia... But also jumps on that Spania again... Ouch! 1 damage to Mario and 1 damage to the Spinia.

Spinia #1 is defeated!

Spik3y Joe/Attack/Power Shell/ Spik3y Joe uses FP to attack all ground enemies! 2 damage to those ground people!

Spinia #2/Other/ Spinia starts to cry... :'(

Spinia #3/Attack/ Spinia #3 attacks Spik3y Joe! Spik3y Joe does a SuperGuard!

Spinia #3 is defeated!

Spania #1/Attack/ Spania #1 attacks Mario! Mario Guards! Damage is negated!

Spania #2/Other/ Spania #2 comforts Spinia #2... Friendship went up by 1!

Mario: 22/25 HP

Spik3y Joe: 14/15 HP

Spinia#2: 1/3 HP :'(

Spania #1: 1/3 HP

Spania #2: 1/3 HP

Mario/Hammer/Normal Hammer/ Mario brings down his hammer on Spinia #2!

Spinia #2 is defeated!

Spania #2 went aggro!

Spik3y Joe/Attack/Shell Shot/ Spik3y Joe shoots himself at Spania #1!

Spania #1 is defeated!

Spania #2/Item/ Spania #2 uses a Mushroom... But, he drops it on the ground, and the Mushroom spoils...

Mario/Jump/Normal Bounce/ Mario's stupid, so he decides to jump on the Spania... Mario takes 1 damage...

Spik3y Joe facepalms! (CT)

Spik3y Joe/Attack/Shell Shot/ Spik3y Joe shoots himself at the aggravated Spania!

Spania #2 is defeated!

12 Star Points gained!

Jolene: And we have found ourselves the winner! The Mustache!

Spik3y Joe: I can't imagine how your foot feels after that, Mustache...

Jolene: Nice job out there, Mustache. Here's your payment.

Mario received 15 coins! His ranking is now 10!

Jolene: Now, if you excuse me, I must be going.

Jolene exits the locker room.

Mario: So, quite a pointless filler chapter, huh, Spik3y?

Spik3y Joe: Of course! That's because it's filler night! Right, Koopra?

Koopra: Yep, that's right!

King K.: Yo, M-Dude, you're doing yourself great in the pit! You'll make 1st rank in no time!

Mario: I know, right?! ...Hey, wait, 1st?! Why's that?! Don't you mean Champ Rank?!

King K.: Oh, yeah, uh... This new champ beat down Rawk Hawk in two turns, dude... Sorry, but, I doubt you could beat this new champ...

Mario: Huh?! Whattya mean!? I could beat Rawk Hawk in one turn if I applied enough Power Plus badges!

King K.: Well, this guy didn't use any badges... So, yeah... But, listen, you don't need to be champ, right? Ya could settle for 1st, right, M Money?

Mario: No, I must be Champ! Who's this new Champy guy!

Spik3y Joe: I've heard of him, Mustache. I think he was called the "Infernos Falcon."

Mario: Infernon Birdon, eh? Sounds like a wimp!

King K.: No, Muster, not "Infernon Birdon," the "Infernos Falcon."

Mario: I know, that's what I said, "Flaming Turkey."

Spik3y Joe: Mustache, it's "Infernos Falcon."

Mario: Yeah, that's what I said. He's the, "Fire Fowl."

Spik3y Joe facepalms once again. (CT)

Mario: OK then, I'm just gonna go get ready for the next match. Though, the readers will be skipped ahead to whenever I reach rank 1, to stop all the filler.

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