Episode 24
Mario: 23/30 HP - 15/15 FP
Spiky Joe: 15/15 HP
Mellon: 70/70
Mario/Jump/Normal Bounce/ Mario bounces on Mellon! 2 damage!
Spiky Joe/Attack/Shell Toss/ Spiky Joe gets in his shell and tosses himself towards Mellon! 2 damage!
Mellon/Attack/ Mellon headbutts Mario! Mario guards to receive 2 damage!
Mario: 21/30 HP - 15/15 FP
Spiky Joe: 15/15 HP
Mellon: 66/70 HP
Mario/Hammer/Normal Hammer/ Mario swings at Mellon! 2 damage!
Spiky Joe/Attack/Spike Bomb/ Spiky Joe jumps on Mellon with his Spike Top! 5 damage!
Mellon: Hm... Hey, do you know you wanna know what my signature move is?
Mario: Not really...
Mellon: Er... Uh, OK......
Melon/Attack/ Mellon headbutts Mario! Mario guards by putting Spiky Joe in the way! Mellon hits his Spike Top and takes 1 damage.
Mellon: Ah, hey, you can't guard like that!
Mario: 21/30 HP - 12/15 FP
Spiky Joe: 15/15 HP
Mellon: 58/70 HP
Mario/Jump/Power Jump/ Mario uses FP to increase attack power! Mellon receives 4 damage!
Spiky Joe/Attack/Spiky Bomb/ Spiky Joe uses another Spiky Bomb! 5 damage!
Mellon: OK, now do you wanna see my signature move?
Mario: Nah, I'm good.
Mellon: Grr.... Forget it, I'll show you anyway!
Mario: Aw, but I said no... :'(
Mellon: OK, fine, I won't.
Mellon/Attack/ Mellon slides under Mario's feet! Mario takes 2 damage!
Mario: 19/30 HP - 8/15 FP
Spiky Joe: 15/15 HP
Mellon: 49/70 HP
Mario/Jump/Power Bounce/ Mario uses more FP to jump on Mellon many times! 7 damage!
Spiky Joe/Attack/Spiky Bomb/ Spiky Joe continues his Spike Bomb spamming. 5 damage!
Mellon: OK, please let me show you my signature moves!
Mario: I don't wanna!
Mellon: Graa, I'll do it anyway!
Mario: And make me sad? :'(
Mellon: .....Yes!
Mario: :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Mellon: I'm ignoring you.
Mellon/Attack/ Mellon takes out.... MELONS!
Mellon: Yep, I use Melons as my Special Attacks! Whattya think of that?
Mario: :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Mellon: .....How 'bout this?!
Mellon throws a Melon at Spiky Joe! The Melon gets stuck on his Spike Top, making his Spiky attacks useless!
Mellon: No more Spike Bomb spamming for you, Buzzy!
Spiky Joe: :'( :'( :'( :'(
Mellon: Oh come on, not you too...
Mario: 19/30 HP - 2/15 FP
Spiky Joe: 15/15 HP
Mellon: 37/70 HP
Mario lets Spiky Joe go first!
Spiky Joe/Items/Maple Syrup/ Spiky Joe takes the Maple Syrup out and Mario drinks it. Mario regains 10 FP!
Mario/Hammer/Power Smash/ Mario uses his new FP to smash Mellon! 4 damage!
Mellon/Attack/ Mellon smashes Mario with a melon! 4 damage! Mario drinks some of the splattered juice on him to revive 2 HP!
Mario: 17/30 HP - 11/15 FP
Spiky Joe: 15/15 HP
Mellon: 33/70 HP
Mario/Hammer/Power Smash/ Mario pours more smash onto Mellon! Mellon guards by holding a melon in front of him! The melon splatters all over Mario and Mellon! They both suck up the juices to revive 2 HP each.
Spiky Joe/Attack/Spike Bomb/ Spiky Joe, still with a melon on his Spike Top, tries to go for another hard attack! The melon pops as it makes contact and Spiky Joe manages to hit Mellon! 5 damage! Mellon and Spiky Joe suck up the juices to revive 2 HP each!
Mellon/Tactics/ Mellon takes out a melon... and eats it! He regains 10 HP.
Mario: 19/30 HP - 8/15 FP
Spiky Joe: 15/15 HP
Mellon: 42/70 HP
Mario: Augh, this'll take forever!
Mario/Cheat/God Mod/PK Rockin' Omega/ Mario tried PK Rockin' Omega! 612 damage to Mellon!
Mario Won!
Mellon: Aw, ow, you cheater...
Spiky Joe: Are you gonna God Mod every fight, Mustache?
Mario: Hey, be happy I don't use it right away!
Mellon: OK, you beat me, but... The Colour Star's up on the roof. And there's no ladder. Nor is there a staircase. You can get it yourself... Oh... l'm losing control over the kid's body! I would've been a great purple adviser....
Mellon plops onto the floor and a transparent, yellow ghostie floats out and towards the roof. It hits its head on the roof and falls down, under the floor, to the Underwhere.
Mario: Well, he's Queen Jaydes' problem now. I bet he'll live a life of never-ending boredom and dullness, just like the other Shaydes... Or put to work for being bad... Heh, have fun cleanin' the River Twygs! :D
Mellon: OoOooh....
Mario: Ah! The ghost is persistent!
Mellon: What? Who are you?
Koopinator: Wait. The kid was just possessed. He seems to be coming to.
Mellon: Possessed? So, all that wasn't a dream?
Mario: No, Super Mario's hurting in some key spots, so I don't think this is a dream.
Mellon: Well, thanks for saving me... But l'm not a kid....
Mario: Well, you couldn't save yourself so, bleh!
Mellon: Well.... blah!
Mario: Bloh!
Mellon: Bluh!
Mario: Blih?
Mellon: Dernit, there are no more vowels.... Er, yeah, I'm OK... Just a little spooked, is all.
Spiky Joe: So, you know how to get up on the roof? We need the Colour Star up there.
Mellon: Yeah, you can get up there with a big Spring Jump. You can do that, right?
Mario: Uh, no... I don't even have the boots for the Spin Jump.
Mellon: That smarts... Guess you'll have to backtrack over here when you do? Well, when you can, you'll have to use it right at that X on the floor and grab the pipe above there, in the attic.
Mario: Okeydokey! Now, on to our next dilemma. Ultra? Why do you keep staring at my hammer?
Ultra: 'Cause I want it.
Mario: You'll get it after I get the Ultra Hammer.
Ultra: But then I'll want the Ultra Hammer!
Mario: =P
Ultra: :'(
Mario: Think of it this way: You'll have TWO hammers when I get the... Wait, you already have INFINITE hammers, forget that!
Ultra: :'( :'( :'( :'(
Spiky Joe: So, how do you suppose we get off this island?
Mario: Simple, we push the boat back into the water and jump onto it and I can't drive a boat.
Koopinator: I... didn't think "boat driving" would be something I'd need in the future...
Spiky Joe: It'd be really hard for me to drive a boat... Small...
Ultra: I, uh, wanna have your hammer before I drive a boat.
Mellon: I saw some Sailor-looking Toad run off further into the island.
Mario: What?!
Mellon: Yeah, uh, I'm not sure if I was dreaming or not, but it sure looked clear and I remember it well. Try searching the island. Nothing to lose... *CoughExceptafewLifeShroomscough*
Spiky Joe: What'd you just cough?
Mario: Off into the island then!
Mario and co. run out of Mellon's house and headed further into the island. What? Did you think this chapter was gonna end this short?
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