Yest again you know i dont own this, blah blah blah
Tulips are better
chapter 2
I am going to kill that bloody pixie; my head hurts so much right now.
What the hell was I drinking again?
Waking up in Alice's spare room hurt, not from the headache I gained but the fact the spare room I was in, it was bright green.
Yes, green. Two walls were green while the wall with the door was cream as well as the wall opposite, which had the window.
I'll have to remind myself not to sleep here the next time, and most defiantly take the sofa option.
My hair smelt of beer, I felt rough and I felt it. My balance was still off, as I tripped out the door then I basically sat on the stairs pondering on how the fuck I was going to get down these with out ending up in ER, that place had a whole room dedicated to me. The amount of times Charlie had to take me or Rose and Alice, the hospital in the end decided to have a room for me on hold everyday.
"Bella what the heck are you doing up there?"
Turning down the stairs I saw Edward look at me in the eye, and there was me thinking after the drinking games him and Emmett where playing with Jasper he would have been out of it for a good few hours more.
Obviously not Bella. Answer him anyway, say something.
"I'm contemplating suicide by using Alice's stairs."
Okay so it wasn't the humour I was going for, he just raised an eyebrow at me he didn't know if I was kidding or not, obviously I wouldn't use stairs as my choice, I am a dangerous weapon walking here.
"Lighten up Cullen. I was kidding. I'm wondering on how I'll get down, my balance isn't much good right now, and I know I'll end up going down head first."
He smiled before he answered, I wish I knew what the hell he was thinking, it would make life easier if a woman knew what her man was saying
Wait did I just 'my' man? Oh dear sweet lord. I had way to much to drink
"Well, if you don't want to get up, why don't you slide down the stairs?"
Okay Cullen, you're still drunk.
What the hell was he thinking? But whatever, it was an idea, and I wanted to go downstairs, Alice always stocked up on food, she knew after a good party I would want to cook breakfast for the remaining people.
"Fine, but if somehow I end up breaking my leg, you're going down," I sighed before I took the slide of death.
***
"Eggs and Eggs and Eggs and steak,"
Emmett what the flying two fucks are you on about?" Rose asked, as she came in to the kitchen, where by now the smell of bacon and egg could be smelt through the house – not my fault honest hehe
Emmett smiled before he tucked in to the double portion I give to him; the reason being he hovers over your food, one time I blinked and my food was gone. Never again do I let that happen.
It was then after I served Rose some food Jasper came in to the room; he went to the fridge before he came over to the table where we were all eating, apart from Emmett who possibly needed a shovel.
"Seriously Em, I can go out and buy you a shovel, you just have to say the world," Edward said, between drinking his coffee, black two sugars
Oh dear god
Jasper laughed, before he helped himself to the last pieced of bacon, before Emmett stabbed his fork in to his hand, we were thankful Jasper was quick enough.
"So how's Alice? She okay?"
Jasper nodded,
"Yeah, she's just not pleased about finding Mike in her wardrobe, to be honest, I can't blame her, who the hell would want that in their wardrobe? It's like having Emmett in there doing his Halloween trick again."
We laughed while bacon was on Emmett's face as he looked up when he heard his name,
"Well it was an amazing prank"
"Emmett, it lasted for three weeks, you came to each of our homes and hid in the same place, we knew you would be in the wardrobe," I replied,
"MIKE NEWTON I AM GOING TO FUCKING SKIN YOU TO MAKE YOU MY NEW TOP THAT YOU DESTROYED!" uh oh.
It was at that point part this started to play in my head
I'm so three thousand and eight
You so two thousand and late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now
I didn't know why in fact that part of the song of Boom Boom Pow had got to me at such a painful time right now, but I suppose it fit well with the fact Mike Newton was in fact the one person no one wanted to be around, the only way Mike knew about this party was the fact Alice updated her facebook in work saying she was having a party and also sent texts to us, knowing that we would be 'working our asses off'
He must have stalked us on there, it wouldn't surprise me.
"Bella, you're daydreaming again."
"Oh sorry, I was just singing in my head. I know it's Saturday guys and everything, but I was thinking, maybe we should do something later tonight? You know go see a film, go to one of our places and just hang, no drink of course," I said rubbing my head, it did hurt, so much.
Rose giggled,
"Oh Bella, you should drink some whiskey, cure it up in no time,"
"Rose, I do drink it, just right now, I don't think so, right now I could do with a nice coffee at home, my duvet and the tv remote," I was quite serious, that was all I needed right now.
"You know, that doesn't sound bad, but I think we should help Alice get rid of this bubble wrap, then maybe think of how to use it." Jasper said,
We all looked at Emmett.
"Oh god no!"
"Alice, how the fuck do we get the bubble wrap off the floor?" Rose called, Alice still hadn't come down, she was probably mourning over the top, knowing her she would of placed it in a shoe box and decorate it. If she did it to a pair of jeans she ripped and made a rip in them, then she was more then likely going to do it again.
There was no sound until Alice popped up around the corner she didn't seem fazed like nothing had just happened,
God that girl needed to give me a headrest for her weird swings of emotions. I think Rose felt the same, she looked at me and I gave the same back,
"Uh Alice?"
"Stand back ladies." Was all the pixie said before she amazed us and tore up the bubble wrap in one pull – super woman!
I don't know who was more in shock, Blondie locks or me. It could have been a toss up, but I think it was a bit of both.
"Now where's my big brother gone?"
I couldn't speak; my mouth had a fly's nest in it
"Emmett? Uh the boys are in the kitchen." Rose managed to get out, Alice smiled before she gave a glint in the eyes to us, and she had the same plan as Jasper did.
Ahh, it was cute to see them have the same evil plans as one another, but also scary if they both thought the same. Oh god.
We walked in the kitchen, the bubble wrap behind us, Edward looked at us, while messing up his hair
It's already messy! No need to make it messier! Geez. But think what that hand could do to you, oh yes mm.
I had to slap myself before I could re focus on the plan ahead. Jasper gave us the go ahead as he moved out, while Rose went to drag Emmett of the chair he was sat on,
"Uh…Jasper, Alice has something in her eye, like PURE EVIL!" he shouted the last part out as Rose and me dived on top to try and hold him, while Alice grabbed the bubble wrap and twirled, danced and skipped around him, covering him from the body to his toes.
I have to admit, I enjoyed it, he looked like a marshmallow in a way and it brought smiles to our faces, especially when he laughed, as Alice couldn't kick him in his pride and joy of his dick. Which kind of sucked.
"Mwhaha! You can't hurt my boys!"
"She can't….but I can." Rose said, as she dragged him out the back door while he was hopping to keep up
"Slow down Rose! There's only so much hopping I can do!"
Home was the best place for me; I dumped my shoes at the front door and made my way to my bathroom, what better way to cure a hangover then to relax in a bath?
So that's what I did, I turned the taps on, bringing the room to become steamy, a faint mist which I could easily not see anything on the floor or slip on a mat, because that's how I roll.
I placed my mac on the washing basket, my itunes playing, while having a phone convo with Edward, he told me to phone him when I got home, I suppose it was the fact he wanted to make sure I was okay, that I didn't some hoe get kidnapped by aliens, or walk in to a wall and forget my name. They thought so low of me sometimes, but it was true. I could do anything, you name an accident I'm more then likely of done it. Just don't ask me to tell you how, because I wont remember.
"Hey Bella, you get home okay? The wind being nice to you?" I heard him laugh a bit,
"Oh so funny."
"Cheer up, I heard Rose had to stick Emmett on top of the car to drive home, she said it was like she had come back from IKEA with a more wood then she needed."
I laughed.
Okay he made me laugh, big deal, means nothing, right?
How can I decide what's right?
When you're clouding up my mind
I can't win your losing fight all the time
How can I ever own what's mine
When you're always taking sides
But you won't take away my pride
No not this time
Not this time
How did we get here?
Well I used to know you so well
How did we get here?
Well I think I know
The truth is hiding in your eyes
And its hanging on your tongue
Just boiling in my blood
But you think that I can't see
What kind of man that you are
If you're a man at all
Well I will figure this one out
On my own
Chapter 3 soon :D