Again, more things Emmett would probably try but never should.
13. Pull a prank on Mike Newton involving fake snakes, fake roaches, feathers, baked beans, grape jello, ink, water, balloons, shaving cream, and tomatos.
14. take Alice on a hike and leave her
15. Walk around claiming Bella is a cover up and Edward is with Mike
16. Swear that Bella is in love with him
17. Set off stink bombs behind Edward
18. Turn roaches in his undead army and sic them on Jasper
19. Immitate Jasper. Ever.
20. Wear a hot pink bikini. ever. again
21. You're not a magical uncicorn and should never tell anyone you are.
22. You're also not a flying pony named Polka Dot
23. Buy donughts and try to make Rose eat one
24. Sing "Hot in Here" when Renesmee and Jacob walk by
25. Sing "Like a Virgin" when Edward walks by
26. Go to law school and become an attorney. Never again. Especially after what happened last time.
27. Attempt to teach elementary kids the meaning of life. Carlisle likes his job way too much