Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, Walmart, or Sparkle Paper Towels!
This is based on a TRUE story that I told to 4everhis91 and they encouraged me to make it a story so here it is.
(By the way I took pictures with my phone since the irony was too good.)
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Emmett and the Sparkle Paper Towels
Emmett POV
Walmart. Why did we have to shop at Walmart? You see when Esme says "We're just going in for less than 10 minutes" she means "bring a deer to go because this could take a few years."
I let out a loud sigh and continued pushing the cart past a whole bunch of parents and kids looking for school supplies like my family. Alice was trying to find the pinkest things possible and Edward was mumbling aloud about which notebook paper was the best quality. I snorted. Nerd. He turned to glare at me and Esme noticed.
"Emmett dear why don't you find the things on this list?" she asked pulling out a 5-page double-sided list from her purse. I sighed louder and walked off. Grumbling I collected the bleach, hand sanitizer (what is she thinking?!), booklight Edward wanted for Bella, and so on.
It was then I passed it. Paper towels. Sparkle Paper Towels "with thirst pockets"! (Image of logo will be on my profile since it really does say that) I couldn't help it. I fell to the ground laughing.
I heard Alice and Edward laughing then too as they approached me. "Here Emmett I brought a camera" Alice said.
Just then Esme walked up to us and scolded "what do you all think you're doing? You are being MUCH too loud!" I then showed her the logo and she burst into giggles as well.
Maybe Walmart isn't so bad after all.