Happy Campers
Chapter 4 – Fashion Camp
Ugh. It's not even 7:00am and I'm being woken up by some irritating noise. Apparently Spencer's idea of a wake up call is by playing some dodgy theme tune; I'll let you know what it is when I find out. Anyway she's using a pissing trumpet of all instruments, to wake us up. I mean honestly of all the instruments made in the world, she picks a bloody trumpet.
I'm more of a guitar or piano girl myself, but that's not relevant. Now the fact that I've been woken up at this un-godly hour is completely relevant. And Spencer can play that so called musical tune on that blow pipe as much as she likes, but I'm staying in bed.
I was just putting my head back down on to the pillow, when none other than my 'roomy' came storming into room; trumpet in hand. I thought she was going to steam roll right over the top of my bed, but instead she stopped at the end of it.
Now personally I don't think that the whole explorer outfit is a god look on anyone, but Spencer is defiantly an exception in this case. Her navy polo clings to her body and luckily she has the legs for those 'Dora the explorer' shorts, although they are a bit shorter than Dora's shorts.
My eyes are busy eating her up at the moment, it's almost a second nature for them ha-ha. Oops she's been talking.
"Ashley! Get up please. We have to be at the mess hall in 5 minutes" Spencer is just so cute when she's seconds from begging. Unfortunately for her it's going to take more than a pretty face to get me out of bed; now getting me into it would be a whole other matter.
"Go on without me. I don't think I'll be able to make it" I gave my best pained voice. Ok so I was being slightly over dramatic, but it is early. So you know...give me a break.
Uh-oh, that sneaky little b! She's got a puppy dog pout. This is not cool, not at all. It's actually cruel. I'll just have to not let it get to me. Bugger in heck. It seems Spencer Carlin has mastered the art of the puppy dog pout.
In my attempt to escape the uber cute face my blond leader was pulling, I so childishly opted for hiding under my cover. I know I'm 17, but I was out of mature options. So I went old school. I only just heard Spencer stomp her foot. Now that's childish and she's older than me.
"Ashley P! I'm serious. We have to be at the mess hall on time. I don't want a tardy!" Oh my god if it wasn't for the fact that she held such authority in her voice I would have laughed. I mean seriously, she's afraid of getting a tardy.
After a great deal of me moaning and throwing a strop I flopped out of bed; literally. Spencer just watched me as I lay on the floor motionless. What can I say, I am the dramatic type. After one whole minute of waiting, I realised this playing dead routine was not going to work.
Once I had pulled my self up from the floor, it had only taken me 3 minutes to get ready. Perfection doesn't take long for me. Anyway it only took that long because Spencer refused to leave whilst I got ready, something about not trusting me to actually get ready and not go back to bed. So I gave her a little show. Bold move I know, but she was so not complaining. Her eyes never wandered and I'm pretty sure she blushed when our eyes met.
Ok so my keeper and I are now waiting outside on the cabin steps. We're waiting for the rest of the group to get out here. Spencer being the bright girl that she is left the other girls in charge of themselves, so she could wake me up personally. If that's her idea of special treatment then I don't want it; for once.
Anyway we're like really late for mess hall, but you probably guessed that as it took longer than 5 minutes for Spencer to get me out of bed and then their was the whole dress up show I gave her ha-ha. Oh here they come. I think they have like a natural order because they always seem to file together in the same order.
Madi, Evelyn and Katie, I'm starting to think Katie only stays behind Evelyn for the view. I'll admit the girl is smoking. Geez I go off topic a lot huh? Back to the matter at hand...Not long after and in true diva fashion Kyla struts out in the skimpiest skirt I have ever seen. And I've seen a few; actually I do believe I own a few of them as well.
"This isn't a fashion camp Kyla P" Spencer was the first to speak as she took in what her youngest camper was wearing. Personally I think Spencer sounds a bit drained, I better let up on her because I doubt she'll last the day if I carry on as I am. You see I do consider other people's feelings, I just prefer not to show it too much.
"Cough - Slut - Cough" Yeah that classic coughing insult was Madison. And I hope she's happy because she's just set Evelyn off again. I did find her jab at Kyla funny, but not as funny as Evelyn did obviously. I can tell this is going to be a long day.