Happy Campers
Chapter 10 – Where's my trumpet?
Ok so in the past two day I have found out that Spencer Carlin is from Cleveland, Ohio and has some sort of interest in me, but she didn't say anything else on that so it's still in the air. Also she is sexually un-active, even though she has a boyfriend, whom of which she will not sleep with till they are married. She has an older brother, Glen; who is an asshole. Her dad is the camp leader of CGR; no news of the mom, so we shall ignore that for now. Oh and she's like 20, which is only 3 years my senior.
Now after looking at all my collected information, I have figured that I stand a fair chance with Spencer, especially with my birthday being in two days. And I think I'll get her attention by playing a few pranks on Glen and I'm sure I can out do Aiden; he looks like the screaming type.
The only difficult factor in my prank planning is the huge ass lake that separates the guys from the girls, but that's what they invented canoes for right? And I think I can convince Madison and Evelyn to be my partners in crime, maybe even Kyla I'm sure Madi could help with that one. Forget Katie as she is on my naughty list; it's not the kinky kind of naughty list it's the bad kind.
Oh I don't know if want to have an update of my girls, but I'm going to give you one anyway. And yes they are my girls, they have my back and have proved themselves as worthy friends, so from here on out they are officially my girls.
Okay first up we have Madison and Kyla, they have started to bond. Well considering their first meeting they could get any worse, so we have an improvement. They'll end up getting together or at least they will hook up, I can feel it in my bones.
Then there's Evelyn and Katie. Their starting off quicker than Madison and Kyla, they like instantly connected on some unseen level. I pretty sure Katie is still having an inner battle with her confusion over her new thoughts of Evelyn. I'll have more updates of these wannabe couples in a few days.
We are starting to become a family, well that's what it feels like. I could possibly be getting the family I've always wanted. Don't get me wrong my mom was amazing and she did her very best, but we were never complete you know? I believe these girls are my second chance at having a real family, blood does not make a family it's the people in it, right?
This morning's wake up was better than before, probably because I hid Spencer's trumpet ha-ha. It serves her right for leaving it where I could get to it, you know like those labels that say 'keep out of reach of children' she really should read the manual for these things. Well actually she did try and hide it under her bed, but it was sad attempt; that's the first place people look.
So since my lovely, was trumpet-less she had to do wake us up personally, which for me was a rather aggressive shake of the shoulders. Anything is better than that god awful trumpet, which is buried in the dirt behind the cabin; let's see her hunt it down now ha-ha.
"Ashley P what have you done with my trumpet!" Oh she is just too loud in the morning. I think a swift removal from my bed will make her hush up. I strong tug on my covers causes Spencer to fly to the floor with 'oomph'.
"Ashley! That really hurt, ugh you are such a pain in the ass; literally." I don't bother responding, I merely turn my back to her and cuddle back into my pillow.
Then all of a sudden I feel a draft go over my half naked body; I sleep in my underwear. Shivering I sit up straight in my bed. I give Spencer a deathly look. And it's well deserved; she's just standing at the end of my bed smirking at me, while she holds my covers in her hand. If I'm not mistaken there is a slight blush on her cheeks that she is attempting to hide. I don't think she knew that I had such little clothing on.
"Uh Spencer if your finished ogling, do you mind giving me the sheets so I can cover up?" Ha-ha there was no hiding that blush. It's not that minded being half naked in front of her, because in fact I quite enjoy her looking at me like that, but I couldn't let the opportunity to make her blush to just slip through my fingers now could I.
"Uh I wasn't...time to get up. Hurry" With that Spencer threw the sheet over me and disappeared into the other room. Too bad she didn't stick around I would have given her a show.I'm refreshed and dresses in 30 minutes, which is good for me, so I'm proud.
We're already sitting in the mess hall. Madison was sitting in front of me eating her pancakes peacefully, when a flying piece of bacon hit her square in the face. I guess pigs can fly, well in pieces. And I think it was aimed at me, but I had leant over to talk to Evelyn so it missed me and got Madison. She by the way is pissed.
Spencer was looking at Madison with wide eyes, probably because the bacon skimmed her slightly before it got to Madison. As soon as I see it hit, I whip my whole body round looking for who ever threw it. I wasn't looking for long. It was that bitch from yesterday morning, I'm actually surprised she'd waste food.
I didn't retaliate...much. I just flipped the bird and turned back round to Madison who was having her face wiped clean by Kyla. It's quite a cute sight actually. If you think I'm letting that cow get away with only a simply 'fuck off' your wrong. I'm just going to wait for when Spencer isn't around to get her back. I don't want Spencer giving me that disappointed look again.
"Hey Madi you ok?" Got to make sure my soldier is alright. Oh yeah Madison, Evelyn and Kyla agreed to help me with some pranks, so they are my soldiers/girls. Evelyn wanted Katie to help, but I just told her no for now.
"Yeah I'm good." She replied. I gave her a wink, so she knew that we weren't going to let it slide. The Hawks are so on my list, Lucy Spartan being at the top, bloody bacon thrower.
Evelyn must have been holding in her laughter because she sprayed the whole table when her laughter burst out; it wasn't the best moment of my life, quite gross actually. Spencer started laughing soon after; she made Evelyn sound like a witch. Her laugh was like music. We have a new goal to add to the list; make Spencer laugh more often.
After breakfast we all gathered around outside the mess hall again.
"Ok Pacific's today we are doing archery with the Cobra's" Ugh great we get to spend some quality time with the ass and his followers. Then again giving me, Ashley Davies, a weapon is never a good idea; especially as my aim tends to accidentally slip from time to time. Ha-ha well then bring on the bow and arrows. I'll be the modern day Robin Hood and Spencer can be my Maid Marian.
