The cave, as the PC gang soon found out, was extremely dark. Even the power of eight torches didn't alter the darkness much, which Serza privately put down to the fact iHeckler and Hoodie often read under the bedcovers after lights-out.
"Eeepp." eeped MLII, clinging to Serza.
iHeckler rolled his eyes. "Last time we looked, we were searching for El Dango, not making noises strangely similar to Rayman TV series characters." He was immediately high-fived by Hoodie.
"Oh stop it. I don't liek the dark."
"OMG!" yelled Acarr. "Vocal typo!!!"
"OMG NO WAI!" yelled Serza.
Xenon sighed. "Stop with the vocal typos already. We've got an El DaNgO to find...wait, who vandalized my sentence?!"
"This place is making us go random!!!!" yelled Serza.
"Indeed." MLII rolled her eyes. "Now come o-"
Crash.
The PC slowly turned around to see...a pile of rubble. A rumbling sound could be heard.
"THE CAVE IS COLLAPSING!!!" shrieked MLII.
"NO SH*T SHERLOCK!!" shrieked iHeckler. "NOW RUN BEFORE I MAKE YOU!!"
Spiral was about to ask how it would be possible to make someone run, when he realised what they were talking about and ran anyway.
A long interval followed, with everyone running, MLII screaming, and iHeckler yelling at her to shut up. occasionally, they dodged into little...alleyways almost, to see if they could find EL Dango, but they didn't. Finally, they emerged out the cave coughing, just as it collapsed in to a pile of rubble.
" :D " said Matyuv.
"Yeah." MLII took a small blue device out of her neon pink handbag and inhaled . She then grinned. "So. Where are we now?"
"Uhh...." The PC gang took a look around.
They seemed to be in a narrow, nondescript little alleyway. To MLII's delight, there were cats walking along the top of fences.
"Ooh, kitty!" yelled MLII.
The cat mewled and scampered off.
"Aww, no." whinged MLII. "The kitty ran away."
The PC gang shrugged and walked on.
"Everyone's staring at us..." commented MLII.
"Not surprising, considering you're wearing a neon orange t-shirt with neon pink spots." said Spiral. "And "I love Hello Kitty" written on it, with a picture of Hello Kitty."
"Are you offending Hello Kitty?" asked MLII quietly.
"Uh...no."
"You'd better not be." MLII continued in the same quiet tone. "Now declare your love for Hello Kitty."
"Uh...." Spiral didn't quite know what to say to that.
A fire animation flashed in MLII's eyes, and she gripped Spiraldoor by the shoulders. "DECLARE YOUR LOVE FOR HELLO KITTY!!!!!"
Spiral was about to choose between constant humiliation until the PC gang forgot about it (which could vary from 1 hour to 1 year) or being mauled to death by an eleven year old girl (mauling to death being slaps, pokes and yells) when Stacey gently pushed MLII away from Spiral. "There probably isn't any need for that."
"Sorry." MLII muttered. "Hello Kitty makes me act like that sometimes. That and I had a lot of sugar to day."
Spiral promtly glomped Stacey.
"Enough of the OOC-ness." said iHeckler. "Let's go find El Dango."