[EDIT] AGAIN! I'm on a roll! (All in one night, eh?) (... um, yes, I am Canadian, eh?) Anyway, don't own, whatevs, you get it. [/EDIT]
Okay, Ray finally finished chatting.
I hate watching people chat. It's all:
Ray: JUYiuhewflugwdgdyowcfsagfuayste!
Chinese buddy: H';sdhujndsfdshgufbydugfiulsg!
Ray: G;lakjshedfiuwrehyifgweygeli!
Chinese buddy: Jiojefiueigifwu!
Yeah, I think you get the picture.
So, where was I? Oh, right. Customs. Lots of fun. We pretended we were from Glaskanofia. The guy stared at us like we were insane. Which we were. Considering we're Glaskanofian.
Well, Kai's not Glaskanofian. He said, "Sorry about them. We're from Japan." He rolled his eyes at us who were trying to speak Glaskanofianese.
"Kwar Gla Yag Raftad frong?" asked Tyson.
"Gleed fron fred gral slon," Ray replied earnestly.
"Shut up," growled Kai.
We finally got out of the airport and took a limo (I LOVE LIMOS!) to this house on the beach. Let's just say it's awesome.
"AWESOME!" screamed Tyson.
"Shut up Tyson!" Kai screamed.
I don't think Kai likes Tyson very much today. Or, well, any day. So we unpacked. Well, I unpacked my laptop and set it up. And then we went to the pool.
The pool was very exciting. First, Tyson pushed Kai in, then Kai got out and tackled Tyson and in the end everyone ended up very wet when Kai pushed us all into the deep end. Well I guess I didn't need to tell you the 'wet' part, right?
"ARGH! Kai, what was that for?"
"That was for being friends with Tyson," he smirked.
"… and CAW went the crow!" Tyson screamed.
We all stared at him.
Then he gasped and pointed.
We all turned in exasperation, expecting to see an acorn or something, but instead we saw a blue heron, standing proudly at the edge of the pool.
"Howdee do, storkeroo?" Tyson yelled at it.
It advanced slowly. Tyson shrieked and dove under the water.
Kai sat down on a lounge chair and watched amused, as the heron continued to advance. I, being the genius of the team, got out of the pool and ran like hell. Ray followed, but Tyson, being Tyson, stayed and watched with interest.
Well, that was a disappointment in the end. The heron only flew away. Whatever. I had been looking forward to seeing Tyson get mauled by a bird, but hey, what can you do?
Anyway, ladies and gents, we had a spectacular afternoon swimming and, in my case, burning.
I arrived back at the house looking like a lobster. I stumbled into my room and lay down on my bed. Tyson followed.
"Max?"
"Ngh?"
"Max?"
"Ngh?"
"Maxie?"
"Ngh?"
"MAX!!!"
"Tyson, I HEARD you," I shouted.
"Wow, no need to yell," he replied. "How's it going, buddy?"
"I have a sun burn."
"I know, you look like a lobster." He paused and thought about that. "Mmm... I wonder how you'd taste with butter?"
Umm... Give me a second to erase that moment from my memory, please.
"Tyson... What the HELL?"
"What?" he asked defensively. "Lobsters with butter sauce, you know?"
"I know, but... Tyson... What the HELL?"
"Tyson, stop terrorizing Max," Kai shouted from the other room.
"But Maxie loooves me!"
I stared at him in horror. "Oh, God, you actually think I'm a lobster, don't you?"
"No," Tyson replied, shaking his head violently. Then he whipped a bottle out from behind his back. At first I thought it was butter sauce (oh, Lord help me) but it ended up being blue.
"Burn relief! Aren't I just the greatest?"
I laughed. "Ty, you're just the greatest, and also the weirdest person I've met in my life." I took the burn relieving gel. "Hey, lets go out for lobster!"
"LOBSTER!" Tyson roared, running out of the room. I heard him get pummelled by Kai on the way. Oh well, you can't have everything, right?
Is that the right cliche for that situation? Oh, who knows. Until next time,
Your favourite,
And all that other stuff,
Maxie the Lobster