Ch2

The next day came to Konoha, the Village of the Leaves or in the Leaves or whatever. The graduates were suppose to attend the photoshoot so Sasuke got their early. He didn't worry about Naruto anymore so he wore the collarless shirt. As he daydreamed in line, he saw the said boy walk onto the roof that the photos were going to be taken. He noticed the official headband on his forehead.

Sasuke: Wha?

Naruto: Iruka said I passed the test.

Sasuke: Oh. Congrats.

Naruto: Thanks.

Sasuke: Uh, sorry about being an emo yesterday. I highly doubt ANY chicks would dig that.

Naruto: It's cool, Sucks K. I'm a ninja now!

Sasuke smiled. His friend was finally tagging along and revealing his true skills.

Sasuke: What'd you do? You finally didn't hold back and easily made a clone to Iruka away from all our classmates cause you didn't want to show off?

Naruto: No no! I just learned cloning last night.

Sasuke: You mean you could never make a single clone for all these years?

Naruto: What- wait...

Sasuke: ':( You didn't fail on purpose....

Naruto: Baka! You couldn't do it either!

Sasuke: I did. I just didn't want to get ahead of you.

Naruto: :(

Camera Man: Uchiha! Sasuke!

Naruto: Hey, Sucks K. I got a plan!

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Third Hokage: ........

Both boys were sitting in the room, both in their own chair. Naruto was rubbing the back of his head while Sasuke was picking his ear with his pinky. The Third was looking at two pictures. One was Naruto posing with paint covering his face like a japenese kabuki dancer thingy. Next, the Third looked at Sasuke's picture. Sasuke had combed his hair over his face, reaching his chin. He was extra pale and was holding his face, which only showed his widened, frightened eye. Basically, he was the male representation of the Grudge.

Naruto: It was hard getting the right look. After all, we are both masters of art-

Third Hokage: Do it again.

Naruto+Sasuke: What?!

???: En Guarde, old man!

Suddenly, a little kid ran in the room. He had a long scarf and wore a hat that had a whole on top so hair could stick out. He held a shruiken and was about to throw it when he stepped onto his own scarf. The kid tripped and fell on his head. Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other and stared at the kid. The Third sighed.

???: Ha! That was a good trap!

???: Great prestige Konohamaru!!! Where did you go?!

Suddenly, a man with small sunglasses walked in. He wore a black body suit and had a headband cap on his head.

Konohamaru: Darn it! I couldn't get him!

???: I apologize, great leader.

Naruto+Sasuke: Who's the kid?

Konohamaru: Ebisu, (Points at Naruto) they must have made the trap!

Naruto: As if! (Gets up and grabs Konohamaru by the scarf) You tripped on your own feet.

Ebisu: Ah, that boy...If you lay one hand on the Third Hokage's grandson, you'll dearly pay!

Sasuke: Woah, woah, woah. The Third's grandson?

Konohamaru: Just try it punk! You wouldn't dare!

At that moment, Naruto punched him in the face. The Third sighed while Ebisu screamed.

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Naruto and Sasuke are at the noodle shop again, putting in their combined change to create enough money for a bowl of small swirled fish cakes. Naruto barfed, as Sasuke was eating naruto. Sasuke stopped and looked up. There was an obvious disfiguration with the background of the shop, as if someone was holding a camoflauge blanket sideways.

Sasuke: Is that you Konohamaru?

The said kid whipped away the blanket and revealed himself. Both Naruto and Sasuke were unimpressed.

Konohamaru: Ha! I knew you two were professionals! That's why I'm here with a proposal: Make me your disciple!

Naruto: Why would we do that?

Konohamaru: Cause I need to learn the Ninja Centerfold that defeated grandpa!

Sasuke: How do you know about that?

Konohamaru: Blood was everywhere! No other technique could do that to the great Hokage! Now teach me, boss!

Naruto+Sasuke: .....

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Konohamaru transformed into a chunky woman in a bikini that wouldn't have impressed anyone. The boys were sitting in the spa while Konohamaru stood on the edge. They were staring at him agitately.

Naruto: Wrong! Thinner! Taller!

Sasuke: With bigger boobs.

Naruto: With bigger...woah Sasuke!

Sasuke: Hey, I have mine and you got yours. Try looking into the other spas for studying.

Naruto: Good idea! Try this one!

Naruto got out of the spa and led Konohamaru to a good sized hole in the wooden wall. On the other side was the lovely Kurenai. She was shapely, curvy, and wet. She was standing in the water at the opposite side with her eyes closed.

Konohamaru: I understand now!

Naruto: Hey Sasuke look at this!

Sasuke: I already am.

Naruto turned to Sasuke, who was sitting in the water turned away from them. Sasuke was holding up a mirror. Naruto then turned back. A reflection of light was hitting Kurenai in the arm. The kunoichi looked at it then saw Naruto and Konohamaru. A split second later, Kurenai's foot was through the wall, sending the two flying. As Kurenai walked away, pouting, Sasuke surfaced from the water.

Sasuke: Oy....

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Ebisu began jumping on the rooftops, having sought the Third Hokage for information on the prestiged grandson. He landed on the roof of the school house. All three boys were there, looking at distant mountain.

Naruto: If you want to be hokage, you have to pass me.

Konohamaru: Well, it'll be a battle to the top then!

Ebisu: Stop right there, demon boy!

Naruto: (Turns) How dare you?!

Ebisu: Grandson, you must return with me.

Konohamaru: Fat chance! I'll beat you first! Harem jutsu! (Turns into a busty japenese babe covered by smoke)

Ebisu: Wah! How vulgar!

Konohamaru: (Turns back) It didn't work?

Ebisu: (Grabs Konohamaru's scarf) Now come with me! You shall not learn from misfits like them!

Sasuke: Misfit? I'll show you! Babe jutsu!

Sasuke transformed into a tall pretty schoolgirl. She has on a white uniform with a blue striped collar. Her butt is stuck up, pushing her short blue skirt up. She has dark, blue hair that reaches her waist. Sasuka posed with her left hand doing a peace sign on her hip while using her right hand finger to pull down his right eye. Her tongue is sticking out.

Sasuka (with girl voice): Ha! Now I will rule the world!

Ebisu: (stunned) What?

Sasuka: But first!

Sasuka grabbed her uniform and ripped it off. Underneath are bondage ropes all around her. (You know what they are, don't lie)

Ebisu: YAAAAH!!!!!!! (Slight nosebleed)

Naruto: My turn! Shadow clone jutsu!

In an instant, a good hundred clones of Naruto poof into existence. Sasuka and Konohamaru are surprised that the entire roof is filled with Narutos.

Naruto: Sexy Jutsu!

Suddenly, all the Narutos turned into blonde japanese two-piece swimsuit girls. All of them were holding random beach objects such as parasols or toy shovels and pails. Ebisu started dripping blood from his nose but had not lost sanity yet.

All the Narutas: Now! Mass Puff-Puff Jutsu!

Sasuka and Konohamaru stared at the girls, confused. All the Narutas cried in high pitch as their bras snapped. There was a loud BOING and Ebisu was sent across the village with a trail of nose blood as rocket fuel. Sasuka turned back to normal as the Narutas did. Sasuke clapped as Naruto walked up to Konohamaru.

Naruto: Can ya beat that?

Within Konohamaru's eyes were flames of passion, now set on a goal: Defeat Naruto and become Hokage.

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Author's note: Again, taking Naruto in a new direction. Next up is team assignment. Warning: Sakura bashing. Not that anyone cares :P