Itachi: Okay. Please sit down.
Girls: OF COURSE, ITACHI-KUN!!!
Kiba: Shut the hell up!
Itachi: Anyways, I will now assign you an instructor.
All the Genin sat in the classroom patiently as Itachi began citing.
Itachi: Ino, Chouji, Shikamaru. You are with Asuma.
Shikamaru: What a pain.
Itachi: Kieru, Ninniku, Kaji. Your instructor is still Kakashi. Kieru, I hope you can remember this time.
Kieru: Sorry.
Behind one of the tables sat the team of NaruHinaSas. Naruto smiled widely with his arms crossed, Hinata was making risky glances towards the former, and Sasuke fell asleep on the table.
Itachi: ...and Sakura, Kiba, and Shino. You are with Kurenai.
Sakura: Yes. Women rule!
Kiba: Why did we have to get you...
Itachi: Alright, everyone leave to your corresponding locations.
Naruto: Wait, you didn't tell us our teacher!
While everyone left, Itachi smiled at the three and pointed at himself.
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The newly formed team sat at on the roof of the school cross-legged. Casual, humorous background music began playing.
Sasuke: So why are you teaching, brother?
Itachi: They were a little short so I decided to help out. Now, can you guys introduce each other?
Naruto: You go first chief. I'm still planning my speech.
Itachi: Alright. My name is Itachi Uchiha. I am the son of the chief of police and brother of an oaf.
Sasuke: Turd.
Itachi: Girls seem to be infactuated to me, even though I'm another generation away. And I have expertise with ninjitsu. Go Naruto.
Naruto: I will become Hokage!
Itachi: That's good. Sasuke.
Naruto: Hey!
Sasuke: Same as my bro's.
Itachi: Name?
Sasuke: Sasuke...(glares at the camera) Uchiha...
Itachi + Naruto: GASP!
Sasuke: Yeah.
Itachi: Alright. Finally, you are.
The three boys looked over to the forgotten girl at the very end. She was blushing heavily and twiddled her fingers like crazy. When all the eyes were on her, she looked down.
Hinata: I'm Hinata.
Itachi: Cool. Okay, we're going to begin a test right now. If you don't accomplish by the end of today, you'll flunk.
Naruto: Now?!
Itachi: The rules are simple. Just touch me.
Sasuke: Well that doesn't seem ha-
Itachi: Begin! (Disappears in a poof of smoke)
Naruto: What!
Sasuke: Okay. We gotta get him.
Naruto: He could be anywhere!
Hinata: I ca-
Sasuke: We will just have to jump around town. We'll split up. If you find him, then holler.
Naruto: Go!
The two boys hopped off, leaving a flustered Hinata alone.
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Itachi: Thank you.
Itachi sat in the restaurant to eat his favorite food. As he began chewing, Sasuke burst through the entrance. The customers screamed as the brothers began jumping everywhere.
Sasuke: Your favorite restaurant! I knew it!
Itachi: Lesson #1. Taijutsu.
Itachi kicked a table so it began flipping towards Sasuke. The boy flipped with it and landed on it as it skidded into a wall. Sasuke then dove at Itachi feetfirst. Itachi bent backwards, letting Sasuke pass. Sasuke then did a handstand and swung a kick back. Itachi saw it and did a dive over. Itachi then dove out the door. Sasuke chased but lost track of where he went.
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Itachi walked into an alley. He was drinking from a canned drink with a straw as he strolled through. At the end of it stood Hinata. She was scared, he could tell. Itachi made a hand sign. Suddenly, Narutos began rising from the ground. They were all zombified, with many broken, injuries, and rotting flesh.
Itachi: I wonder if your will is strong at all.
Hinata looked horrified. Narutos. All dead but walking. In her mind, though, she would not believe it. She put up her hands.
Hinata: Byakugan!
Suddenly, chakra flows were visible to her. All the Narutos lacked the chakra structure of humans, which confirmed her theory. Itachi looked impressed. Hinata ran through the Naruto zombies, bursting all of their illusionary frames.
Itachi: Lesson #2. Genjutsu.
As Hinata came up to Itachi, he poofed away.
Hinata: Huh? But he looked normal...
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Itachi looked at the distance, looking at all of the village from atop a roof.
Itachi: Lesson #3. Ninjutsu.
Itachi turned around to see 5 Narutos running at him. Itachi made a hand sign.
Itachi: Fire style. Beast Plume!
Itachi shot out fire from his mouth at his adversaries. The fire then shaped into a large lion. The Narutos skidded to a halt as the lion ran at them. It pounced on each one of them, poofing them away. Itach noticed one of them got past and jumped towards him. His eye instantly changed and he glared at Naruto. He made eye contact and blew the clone into dust. Itachi then jumped off the roof, leaving a hiding Naruto very pissed off.
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The trio regrouped in the noodle shop. The sun had began to set, casting the village in an orange glow. They sat there, pissing off the owners.
Naruto: Okay. We gotta think this through.
Sasuke: What skills do we have?
Naruto: I can make a hell lot of clones.
Sasuke: I know how my brother works.
Hinata: I can see.
Sasuke: Um, sorry but we can too.
Hinata: No no no. Not like that.
Naruto: Like what?
Sasuke: Like a Sharingan or something?
Naruto: What the heck is that?
Hinata: Something like it but, I mean, it's different.
Naruto: Show us.
Hinata looked at the two boys and felt her head get heavy. She put up her hands.
Hinata: Byakugan!
Instantly, her eyes turned completely white while veins surrounded them. Suddenly, intense music started playing, reving your souls up.
Sasuke + Naruto: GwhAT!?
Hinata: Itachi-san is right outside.
Naruto grasped the curtains and opened them. Sure enough, Itachi was waving back at them outside.
Naruto: Get him!
The three ran outside and chased Itachi to the roof. Naruto made an army of clones that stampeded at Itachi. Many of them stumbled off, impeding their run. Itachi disappeared in the midst of the chaos.
Sasuke: Where is he now?
Hinata: Going towards th-the school.
Sasuke and Hinata ran ahead as the clones swarmed the school from everywhere. Itachi scaled the building as all of them gave chase up the stairs and the walls. When Naruto got up there, however, Itachi was nowhere to be found. Just his clones.
Hinata: Over there!
Hinata pointed across the roof at a Naruto clone.
Narutos: Die!!!
A massive dogpile formed. However, Itachi flipped past all of them. Hinata jumped but went too high and went over him. Itachi turned to flee but Sasuke stepped in his way. He put his index finger on Itachi's forehead. Everything stopped.
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Itachi: You all pass.
The trio cheered as they sat at that fork in the road. Itachi made a bonfire in the middle of it. Sasuke was laying on the bench while Naruto and Hinata sat against it. Itachi leaned on a tree.
Itachi: There was a reason to the test.
Naruto: Teamwork.
Itachi: Exactly.
Sasuke: We made a good one.
Naruto: Alright sensei. Where are the marshmallows?
Sasuke: (Punching Naruto in the face) You pig!
Itachi: Sorry Naruto but we Uchihas have another party today.
Naruto: Again!?
Sasuke got up and walked down the road with his brother, both of them waving back. Now it was just Naruto and Hinata in front of the fire.
Hinata: ....
Naruto: So, uh, you have a curfew or anything? I don't have any parents so I can make mine up.
Hinata: Naruto-kun?
Naruto: What's up?
Hinata: What is it like, without parents?
Naruto: Oh its great! I don't have to clean my room! I can eat as much as I want!
Hinata: Are you ever sad?
Naruto: Huh? Well...yeah. I guess you can say that. Why do you ask?
Hinata: ...S-someone I know is like that too.
Naruto: Is that right?
Hinata: Yeah.
Naruto: Um. Want me to walk you home?
Hinata: Huh?!
Naruto: You live a good while away and its kinda dark.
Hinata: What about you, Naruto-kun?
Naruto: Me? My road has always been dark.
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Sasuke and Itachi listened from behind a tree.
Sasuke: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN that was deep.
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Naruto walked up the street with Hinata trailing him.
Naruto: I think its best if you lead. I don't know where we're going.
Hinata: Oh!
Hinata felt ashamed. This whole time, Naruto blindly led her into village. With her head down, she rushed up in front of him. She didn't see his foot however and tripped. Naruto caught her as she fell.
Naruto: Hinata! Sorry about that!
Suddenly, Hinata stood up on her own and started walking away from a confused Naruto.
Hinata: (Dreaming) I...wa...
Naruto shrugged and began walking.
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They stood in front of the compound, which looked haunted at night.
Naruto: Wow, this place is huge!
Hinata: Thank you Naruto-kun.
Naruto: No problem.
They both stood there, the silence envelopping them.
Naruto: I have no clue why I'm standing here.
Hinata: Oh...
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Sasuke: :(
Itachi: :|
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Author's note: The hell is ScriptFic? This is? Didn't know this was against the rules. Well, I just know that if anyone that has actually contributed stories to the fanfiction society and not just make reviews and be critical can understand my hesitation to deleting this. Maybe I can change it up though that might take me time and I'm lazy :P
Read and bitch-I mean, review. Fire-jutsu it if you want.