Sasuke: I see it too. Naruto, close in.
Naruto: Copy that...I'm above it.
Sasuke: Okay, White Trap! Swarm!
Both Naruto and Sasuke charged at the beast after they cornered it into a dark alley. The monster roared and sidestepped. Sasuke ran straight through the wooden wall, crumbling it instantly. Naruto fell on the floor where the beast had been but it ran through the hole Sasuke made. Naruto and Sasuke started dashing at the creature, both fumbling in their steps.
Hinata was posted behind a lampost a ways away from the contact zone. Unlike the two idiots, she had a near 360 visual zone. Sasuke and Naruto led the target straight to the quarentine point, right next to Hinata.
Hinata: 3...2...1...
Hinata spun off the lampost and held her arms out. An innocent looking cat hopped onto her. It had a ribbon on its ear so the target was correct. It purred into a gentle sleep as Hinata held it. Naruto and Sasuke stopped in front of Hinata, huffing and puffing. They both had random garbage on them.
Hinata: I-I could've went in too...
Naruto: Nah(Huff)Senseiwantedmore(pant)teamwork.
Sasuke: Wecould've(huff)letyoudoitbyyourself.(huff)It seems to likeyou.
Hinata: Sasuke-kun! Naruto-kun!
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An old woman hugged the cat exaggerately. As she walked away, however, the cat stared back at Hinata and waved. Hinata waved back happily, making Naruto and Sasuke hang their heads in shame. Itachi stood behind them, shaking his head. Iruka and the Third sat behind a counter on the opposite side of the room.
Third: That took quite a long time.
Naruto: Sorry, my plans always take dedication.
Itachi: Whatever. Another mission please.
Naruto + Sasuke: What? Already!
Itachi: You guys wanted to be cool ninjas. So nows your chance. How about a C-ranked one?
Naruto: Sweet!
Sasuke: Narly!
Itachi: But you guys said-
Naruto + Sasuke: We were kidding!
Iruka: You boys are so-
Third: Alright then. A tour mission.
Sasuke: Tour?
Third: Yes, you must show some travelers their way around.
Naruto: Can't they do that themselves?
Third: The problem is that they don't have enough money to stay in their own housing.
Naruto: So?
Naruto looked at everyone, whom was all staring at him. A minute passed before Naruto said
Naruto: Crap!
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The team stood in front of the gate. They had been waiting there for the travelers for some time now. The two guards in the small hut next to the gate stared at Naruto weirdly.
Itachi: Its rude to stare.
The two guards looked at each other questionably. Then they lounged in their chairs again.
Naruto: Man, why is this taking so long?
Hinata: They must have traveled a long way.
Sasuke: What are they here for?
Naruto: Find out in the next chapter of-
Itachi punched him in the head. Itachi's patience too was draining. The people came from the Village of Rain. He heard news that a rebellion had started against the government there and now they are independent.
Itachi: Government?
Sasuke: What's up?
Itachi: Oh, nothing. Just thinking to myself.
Naruto: There they are!
Outside on the road walked three figures. Two of them had threatening looking masks and were covered by large cloaks. They seemed to be chained together.
The third one dressed differently. The person wore a foreign looking helmet. It had a spike on the very top sticking up. Cloth draped from the headgear to cover the entire head except for the front. His facial features were unreadable because of a mask that covered his mouth and nose, similar to Kakashi's. His robe was white with extremely long sleeves. Various belts were strapped around the person, which seemed to be holding a backpack. The tail of the robes wrapped around his waist, letting his ninja pants be seen. They were similar to Kakashi's too, only that his pants were white.
Robed dude: Hey there. You must be Naruto.
The man sounded like a teenager despite his large height. The two lookalikes stood up correctly, matching the height of their partner.
Twins: Piggies!
Sasuke: Huh?
Robed dude: Sorry, they're probably hungry. We had a long walk.
Twins: Dead piggies!
They pointed at each one of the people there. Even Itachi.
Hinata: What's wrong with them?
Robed dude: So! Who's house are we staying in?
Everyone pointed at Naruto.
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Twins: Piggies!
The team and the new trio sat in Naruto's apartment. It stank upon their entrance so Sasuke, Hinata, and Itachi sat there holding their noses. The two brothers had on breathing masks.
Naruto: It's not that bad!
Robed dude: It kind of is. You should crack a window at some point.
Itachi: Ngo! Dat mite contamate da ngtire veelage!
Twins: Piggies!
Sasuke: So ngwhats happning in da wain vellage?
Robed dude: The Rain Village? Well remember that old dude your village escorted to us? The Demon brothers, these two, kidnapped him after you guys sent him on that motorboat alone. Our governor, Gato, held him for ransom to the entire village. The old man was the only one that could build the bridge to their freedom but they couldn't risk saving him.
Hinata: (Gasped, soon regretting it) Ded he - ded he?
Robed dude: Die? Almost. You see, Gato had a mercenary ninja named Zabuza.
Itachi: Oh, hem.
Naruto: Who's that? Sounds like a mutant zebra.
Itachi: Where da fock ded you ged dat from? Anyway, Zabugza is a ifamos nija ing ow bingo book.
Robed dude: Yes. Zabuza was hired to hunt down the old man's family. Zabuza's apprentice, however, convinced him that Gato was the one at fault after the old man's grandson convinced him. The two then assassinated Gato and his mob as they prepared to execute the old man in public.
Naruto: I wonder why the team that led him there just left? I mean, the old man must've told them all this yet they still sent him on his way alone.
Itachi: Da mashin was See rank. So Caca-shi's team regarded id as one.
Naruto: Well they should've still gone. I mean, NO ONE IMPORTANT would've died!
Sasuke: Ogay...
Naruto: Did you just call me gay?!
Demon Bros: PIGGY!!!
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Itachi and Hinata stood outside the room as various explosions came from within from the fighting. Itachi turned to Hinata, who seemed traumatized and pale from lack of air.
Itachi: Hinata, make sure you don't turn into them.
Hinata: I'll t-try.