No.
Freaking.
Way.
Sasuke's eyes widened as he gazed at what Naruto was pointing at. A voice in the back of his head was screaming at him to run as fast as he could in the opposite direction, but currently, that little voice was being drowned out by Naruto's profanities.
"What the SHIT is THAT!!! WHAT THE SHIT-
Naruto's voice was wiped out by another ear-piercing bellow erupting from across the enemy's front line. Sasuke watched the monstrosity thunder its way up the street and towards him and Naruto. The behemoth that was fast approaching was unlike anything Sasuke, and evidently Naruto, had ever seen before. It was easily as tall as any of the buildings in the surrounding area and equally as large. Its eyes seem to suck the light out of the surrounding area and transform it into darkness and its deformed body lumbered painfully towards their position. It had crude battle armour attached to its sickeningly twisted body and Sasuke could barely make out an Oni's disgusting form on top of the beast. Sasuke shuddered as he saw a trio of the remnants of Delta squad being crushed under the creature's clawed foot. All he could hear was the anguished scream of one of soldiers as the monstrosity picked up his squirming body and ripped it in half.
move Sasuke, Move, MOVE
Sasuke ripped himself out of his state of frozen fear and grabbed Naruto's arm, effectively tearing Naruto out of his trance.
"We've got to move!! Run to the buildings!!" Sasuke shouted to Naruto, as they tripped over themselves and the strewn pieces of shrapnel and rubble.
"I highly suggest you and Naruto- kun move a little bit faster if you wish to live any longer, otouto…"
"No shit, captain obvious!!!!" Naruto screamed into his radio.
The teammates were in the process of sprinting down the street, when they heard a sudden succession of gunshots echo out of the building in front of them. Sasuke heard the creature behind them bellow in agony and rage.
Show off.
"If you two would be so kind to provide a distraction for the Cerebus, I may have a higher probability of destroying it."Itachi's voice crackled into their ears.
"Ok three things, A- that things has a name?, B- WHAT THE SHIT, and C- WHAT THE SHIT!!"Naruto bellowed into his radio yet again and Sasuke winced as Naruto's voice crackled into his head on both sides.
"Shut it dobe, let's just do this!!!"
Sasuke whirled around and sprayed the Cerebus with bullets. The creature, which was making its way towards Itachi's position, roared in anger and made a new course for Sasuke and Naruto. Again, the two boys heard another quick succession of gun shots and the behemoth let out a pitiful wail as the bullets made contact with its head. Again, Sasuke and Naruto aimed at the creatures head and emptied their magazines into it. The creature let out an agonizing scream as the bullets ripped into its flesh. The Cerebus began to stumble towards the two teammates, now blinded by rage and pain, its black teeth gnashing together in anticipation of ripping its food into fun-sized chunks. Sasuke heard his brother firing more shots into the beast, having no effect now the thing had gone insane with fury. One final gun shot cracked through the chaos and Sasuke watched in horror as the creature continued its rampaging path towards him and Naruto. He could see the bullet make contact with the Cerebus' hideous eye and the creature let out a final blood-curdling screech. It took a few more stumbling steps towards the boys, when it began to fall forwards, life having left its eyes.
Sasuke then put two-and-two together and realized that he and Naruto were about to get squashed beneath 10 tonnes of falling Cerebus.
"MOVE MOVE MOVE!!" Sasuke yelled at Naruto, turning to run, fresh adrenaline coursing through his veins. His tired muscles creaked to life and he flew farther down the street desperately trying to escape the falling mass of flesh. A sickeningly wet thump resounded from behind him and both he and Naruto were thrown forward by the impact of the creature hitting the cracked ground. Sasuke growled as his world slowly stopped spinning.
"A nice, fucking, easy patrol I believe this was supposed to be, right dobe?" growled Sasuke in the general direction of the blond's slumped form.
"Well, it was and there is no need to PMS at me Sasuke, we'll get you some Midol when we get back to Elysium."
Sasuke felt the bloodlust rising in him again as Naruto's words spewed from his mouth.
"What was that, idiot?" Sasuke seethed
"Oh, don't get me wrong, I don't mind being friend with a woman, just don't expect me to paint your nails or massage your feet or anything. Besides, I'm already taken-
Naruto was cut short by the impact of a fist on his head.
"Ouch, teme, I'm not lying, I'm just honest"
"You're going to be a woman by the time I'm done with you, you freak!!" Sasuke bellowed at his blond friend. Sasuke lifted his sore body off the ground and kicked Naruto in the side.
"Fuck, stop that!!! Don't hate me for telling you the truth" Naruto blurted out as he was beginning to dash away from the raging dark-haired boy behind him.
Sasuke set his body into motion again, screaming at the poor blond boy that he was going to personally castrate him.
Itachi smirked at the comical scene his little brother and his best friend were performing down below, arms failing and Naruto and Sasuke screaming at each other. The Cerebus lay forgotten, slumped like a wet rag on the concrete. More of Delta squadron came stumbling up the street, having ducked for cover when the Cerebus first appeared. The dazed looking men blinked at the Cerebus, then at the two boys who were currently pulling at each other's hair. Itachi observed that the men looked quite confused as they made the connection between Sasuke and Naruto, and the fallen Cerebus. He let a smile play across his lips as the looks of disbelief began to form across the men's face.
He'd always had a sick sense of humour.
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A/N- I'll be updating sporadically because some weeks nothing happens, and then the next couple will be insane. I hope you guys like the story so far, and Sakura will be making her appearance in the next couple of chapters.
Cerebus- name inspired by Greek mythology, in which it is the three-headed guardian of Hades or basically a nasty, giant, three- headed, flesh-eating dog.
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