Sexi It: OMG! I got a review! happy dance
Percy: ya know reviewin' may not be so gud, it only makes ur ego bigger!
Sexi It: gasp slaps him with a sausage Okay, now for the whatsamajigger! phew,..right, I DONT OWN YUGIOH GX OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS!
Percy: Yup! u dont own anyhting! hahahahahahaha!...
Sexi It: THATS WERE UR WRONG! I own u! chains him to a post and hits him with the almighty sausage again!
Warnings: same as last time; future boy/boy couples, my attempt at humour and alas, there is a new warning, my spelling! I wrote this in Word Pad so there may be some mistakes, if ya spot any tell me and I'll fix it for ya!
Everyone ran as fast as they could to their Dorms.
"Wait up J!" said Syrus running after Jaden.
"Sorry pal, but I just gotta find out who I'm paired up with!" 'Please, be Alexis, please be Alexis!'
They made it to their Dorm and saw a huge group of boys already around the notice boards. They also heard cries of 'Oh my God! But that's a guy!'
"Looks like some people are unhappy already." said Syrus.
"Enough about them lets see who we've been put with!" said Jaden.
"Out of my way!" Chazz yelled as a stream of students moved to the sides of the hallway. (Percy:I'd love to be able to do that!)
Chazz walked up to the noticeboards. 'I'd better have a girl as my partner or there's gonna be hell to pay.'
Both of the teens looked up at the boards.
"NO WAY!"
YES! Thats right they were paired up with each other!
Syrus looked at the board. "Ooh, tough break Jaden! Now lets see who I'm with," he used his finger to guide along the board and found his name. "Hm, looks like I'm with Jasmine, well at least it's a girl."
Jaden scowled and Syrus anime sweatdropped.
"Not that its fair or anything!"
Chumley appeared and looked for his name.
"Oh,my,GOD!" right next to his name was Alexis's.
Jaden and Syrus fell to the floor. Jaden started crying, "That is soooooooooooooooooo not fair! Why are YOU with Alexis and I'm not?"
Chumley blushed and shrugged his shoulders. While Syrus was looking at the board for the instructions.
Instructions:
All couples must take responsibility for their 'child'.
They must feed their baby and burp the baby.
The baby must be an object and not an animal! accepted objects are: bags of flour, books , cuddley toys e.g teddy bears, and items of food such as an egg, a pillow.
These objects have to be found by the couples and will not be given to the couples.
Note: This assignment is two weeks long and the couples will have to write an essay EACH on the whole project. As the project is two weeks long all other classes are postsponned. Failure to to write an essay or find a 'baby' will result in detention.
All students must take part in this project. If a student is unwilling to take part of the project, this will result in immediate detention,...for a month,...with more homework.
"That, is, sooooo, unfair!" cried Jaden, after finishing reading the instructions.
"But we have to do it, otherwise we'll get detention for a month!" said Syrus.
"Well this whole thing cant be to bad! I mean think about it, all we've got to do is look after an object for to weeks and write about the weeks and thats it! Job done!" said Chumley.
" It's alright for you! You have Alexis for a partner! She'll probaly help you write the essay, I have Chazz as a, a, 'partner'. And he'll want me to look after the 'baby'!"he put emphasise on the words partner and baby as he hardly thought that Chazz will help him at all.
They walked back to their room and Jaden pounced on his bed, still sulking about the whole 'project' thing. Syrus was looking around for objects that could be used for the baby, while Chumley just sat on his bed, eating grilled cheese. (Percy: thats my favourite food! Sexi It: mine too! n.n )
They heard a knock on the door and Professor Banner walked in, surprisingly not holding his cat in his arms, but instead was carrying a bunch of papers.
"Ah, here you are, these are your timetables and instructions! I hope your looking forward to starting this project! I can tell you're all going to gain alot from this!" he said while handing out the papers.
"Well, I better be going! I need to hand these out to everybody. See you at dinner!" and with that, he walked out the room again, leaving the room in silence. Once he closed the door, he smiled to himself, trying to supress his laughter. 'I hope Jaden doesnt find out who put him with Chazz.' he walked of down the hallway. His cat, Pharaoh, walking around his legs. (Percy: awww! Kitty! pounces for the cat and falls on his face ouch!)
"What do you mean, you cant do anything about this! Your on the board of Directors aint you!" Chazz was shouting at Doctor Crowler, who was also trying to stop himself from laughing, and doing quite well.
"Do I have to repeat myself? There is nothing I can do, the Boards mind is made up!"
"But!..."
"No buts, Chazz! Do the project and for once stop whining!" (Percy: ouch! woa there Crowler! steady, I thought that Chazz was his favourite neway?)
Chazz stood there, and for once had nothing to say. He finally found his voice again and said.
"Fine, I'll do this stupid project thing." he scowled at Crowler and stalked out the room.He shut the office doors, which was a good thing, as, as soon he shut the doors Crowler burst out laughing. He couldn't help himself, 'this is just so much fun! we should have done this a long time ago! and to think it was I who thought of it!'
Chazz was walking back to his room. ' How can he say that to me! A Princeton no less! I'll show them, I'll show them all! And Jaden better think twice if he thinks I'm looking after the object thing!'
Sexi It: No! I havent written about the timtables! dam!
Percy: thats ok! you can write about them nxt time! but we still dont know all the couples!
Sexi It:pft fine! Couples are: Chazz and Jaden, Syrus and Jasmine (ya know, Alexis' friend), Chumley and Alexis, Bastion and Zane. I'll tell ya whattheir 'babies' are gonna be nxt time.
Percy: O.o Chumley and Alexis? but,...why?
Sexi It: Because I say so Dam it! sulks in the corner
Percy: Ah, great now she's upset!
Sexi It: WAHHHHHHHH!
Percy:Shh... its ok! just, please stop crying!...please review! cumon Sexi It, I didnt mean to question why that pairing!
Sexi It: Ok, sniff I'll forgive you. hugs Percy