Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, if I did I would be very proud of myself for making up people as gorgeous as Eward Cullen and Jacob Black! :p
Emmett POV
I was super bored, because everyone else was to busy being emo and weeping around about leaving Forks. Gosh, people get over it. We have moved a bazillion times before. I just didn't get it.
I was roaming around in our dining room when I saw a phone book on our table. Hmmmm I thought. I flipped to a random page and saw an add for a pizza place. "Mmmmmm" I said sarcastically, and took my phone out of my pocket. I chuckled to myself as I dialed the number. This is gonna be fun.
Bold: Pizza Person
Italic: Emmett
Hello?
Yeah, is this Domino's?
Yes, what can I do for you?
Hmmmm. Do you guys sell deer pizzas?
Ummm.. No?
Damn it. What about grizzly?
Silence
Ok then, …what about mountain lions?!
AAAAAWWWWW!
I laughed so hard, that I would have peed my pants, if that were possible. I love pranking humans. They were so gullible. I snapped my phone shut and got up to see what everyone else was doing. I already knew Nessie was sleeping and that Carlisle and Esme were looking at house properties in Alaska. I walked into the living room and saw Edward and Bella making out. Gag. I guess they weren't too sad.
"Get a room!" I said as I climbed up the stairs to find Rosalie and saw Bella turn around in embarrassment out of the corner of my eye. Hehe, too bad she couldn't blush anymore....
When I got to the second floor I saw Alice and Rose playing "Jasper Barbie" as their victim was chained to a chair. Literally, they had actual metal chains around him. I saw the pleading in his eyes as he spotted me. I smiled and shook my head no, as he whined. I had to muffle my laughter. I guess I didn't to such a good job, because Alice turned around and said
"Yay! Em's here!" as she dragged me toward a chair and chained me up before I could react. I saw Jasper snicker, and I growled at him. "Okay," she said with her hands on her hips as Rose tried to put brick red lipstick on Jasper as he moved his head around violently. "I think pink is your color" she said and pulled out mascara and blush pink eye shadow and matching lip gloss. I sighed and puckered my lips. I had gone through this at least 30 times before, I know the procedure and knew it would be better if I didn't struggle. They both giggled as they picked out dresses for us. Wait, DRESSES!? Me and Jasper looked at each other in horror. I quickly thought of an excuse.
"Hey, Ali, Rose, Edward and Bella are making out downstairs. I bet you could grab both of them before they notice." I whispered. They had tortured looks as they debated if they should take the chance. They obviously did and ran downstairs. Me and Jasper broke free an ran after them and hid behind the railing and peeked into the living room. Alice was behind Bella and Rosalie was behind Edward. I saw Alice mouth 3.…2.…1 and they both grabbed their victims. When they noticed who grabbed them, Edward scream "BELLA!!" and reached toward her over dramatically, like in and old movie. Bella screamed "EDWARD!" and did the same. We followed the 4 of them up stairs and witnessed them being chained up in our spots and ran away with our tongues out when they both growled at us and realized that we had some part in this.