On the road…Maybe
Ok this is a funny chapter Emmett and Alice fighting over what sites to see on the way and Rosalie bitching the whole time cause of Jacob. But there's a new relationship between Esme and Bella ENJOY! ENJOY! ENJOY! PLEASE R&R!
Disclaimer:
Me: Eddie! Change me into a vampire!
Edward: NOOO! And don't call me Eddie!
Bella: awww come on Edward you need a nickname.
Renesmee: EDDIE!!! EDDIE!!! EDDIE!!!
Edward: (growls) NO!
Alice: Ooo feisty
Rosalie: Don't be such a killjoy Eddie.
Emmett: Look who's talking… uh oh
Rosalie: (drags Emmett out by ear)
Emmett: (distant screams)
Me: (looks scared)
Alice: (laughs) he'll be fine just a few scars.
Esme: (walks in with Carlisle in hand) What's going on?
Everybody: (looks down sheepishly)
Esme: where's Rose and Emmett
Jasper: Emmett called Rose a kill joy and rose got mad
Carlisle: I'll go get them (Exits)
Me: so who's gonna change me
Everybody: NO ONE!!!
Me: fine then I'll just do this (grabs knife and silts wrist)
Carlisle: (runs in) Jasper & Bella!!!!!!!!!
Jasper & Bella: (lunges at me)
Emmett & Rose: (runs in and blocks Jasper &Bella)
Carlisle: I have to bite her she cut a vital vain
Alice: Yes another sister!
Carlisle: (bites me)
Three days later
Me: Wow this is awesome!! Now I can say I own a part of twilight
Edward: No, we don't own any of twilight and neither do you so get over it
Me: you're so mean (Dry sobs and runs way)
Haha I no that was gay but I am so totally twi-high and when I grow up I want to be a vampire, wanna suck blood, I wanna drive fast cars. Okay I'll shut up now and you enjoy
Esme's POV
It is going to be a long ride. Hours driving at human speed till we get to Florida everybody is fighting and grouching and we do not leave for two hours.
"Actually," Edward said getting off the phone "the dog will be a little late. So it will be two and a half hours… maybe later if Emmett can not decide what to bring."
"Edward do not be rude you know he can not handle it." Bella scolded
"Emmett should know that it is going to be tight"
"Not Emmett Jacob"
"Oh… that I can not promise," Bella scowled "Fine, Fine I will try."
"I so totally have to bring this." I could hear up stairs "no Emmett there is not any room in the car." "Awww"
"I was thinking about that. How are we going to fit eight and a half vampires, luggage, and a wolf, in to a mini van?" I asked
"DO NOT TELL HER ANY THING!" Alice yelled from the kitchen
"Let's just say you have not seen what Alice and Rose can do to a mini van." Bella said
"But I have seen it and it is tiny."
"Not since…"
A growl came from the kitchen
"Never mind" Bella said quickly
"Do not worry. It will be fine." Carlisle reassured coming into the room
"Carlisle are you sure it is ok to visit Renee?" Edward murmured so Bella could not hear from on the couch.
"As long as Renee is prepared for a change, in Bella, Renesmee, and also as long as Phil isn't there."
"Don't worry it'll be just fine." I encouraged but he still looking at Bella unsure.
Two hours later
Jacob came barging in, "I'm here, I'm here"
Rose and Edward said, "'bout time, dog" at least they shared one thing. However, did it have to be to hate Jacob?
"Jacobo! Jacobo!" Renesmee yelled. We all looked at her stunned, and she looked down sheepishly, "I like that as a nick name" and we all burst out laughing.
Jacob walked over and picked her up, "Well I do too. You can call me whatever u want to."
"But nobody else can call you that because it's my name for you." Renesmee said. In addition, we all laughed again.
Even after Jacob arrived, we still didn't get on the road. Alice got out the map and started mumbling that if she was going to be forced to go then we were going to be forced to see things that she wanted to see. Emmett, however, was excited to go and wanted to see different things. It went like this:
"I think in the east we should go to Maryland to see the worlds biggest rubber band ball." Emmett said
"Emmett, how could you waste your time on stupid things like that? The east is the best shopping place in the world"
"Alice is that all you can think about shopping? Hmm maybe that's the reason Bella and Eddie over there aren't the least sexually active anymore." And that's when Alice lunged. It took a whole ten minutes to get them off each other and in separate sides of the forest. Even Jasper couldn't calm down Alice.
Carlisle and I sat down on the couch and waited fifteen minuets for every body to calm down and come in and sit down. However, they weren't exactly calm.
Rose was laughing at Emmett's comment, which caused her and Jasper to start bickering, which caused Bella to start defending Jasper and Emmett to start defending rose. That caused rose to start cursing at Bella (there truce has been long gone) and Jasper, which caused Alice to start defending jasper, and Edward and Jacob to start defending Bella, which caused them to get into a fight, which caused Neisse to start crying because she hated when Edward and Jacob started fighting.
Just as I was about to loose my patience Carlisle stud up and yelled "EVERYBODY SIT DOWN!" then I leaned and cradled Renesmee, while every body settled down. Neisse always brought out my motherly instinct the most, and she usually could calm me down more than Jasper.
There was still a tension in the room but Carlisle went right to work on scolding. "Alice and Emmett we have all the time in the world to go on this trip so we can do any and everything we want."
"Oh, so we can stay home if we want?" Rose piped up
"No, we are all going on this trip as a family." I said
Rosalie slumped into the couch and Carlisle Continued "Alice you know you need to cut back on your shopping." Alice looked down, "And Emmett you need to cut back on making the jokes and not just on Bella, on everybody. Jasper you know you need to learn to control your emotions." both looked down guiltily, "Rose you need to get over yourself" she just rolled her eyes and I sighed, "Edward and Jacob you need to stop fighting ad think about what's best for Renesmee." Jacob nodded but Edward looked away
"Edward, please Neisse needs both of you in her life." Edward slowly looked at me then nodded
"And Bella I no you feel you need to comfort Jasper because its still harder for him to control himself than it is for you. But sometimes it's better to stay out of these types of arguments."
"Ok" Bella whispered then looked to me. I gave her an encouraging smile.
"Now that's what we're all going to work on during this trip. Ok?" I asked
Everybody mumbled in agreement, except Rosalie. Carlisle gave her a stern look, she mumbled a quite fine, and I smiled.
Hahahahah how did you like it. I'm gonna try to get up the next one to day so plz plz review.
Stay twi-high
~Alicefan1995