Aobi- hey everyone its me Aobi......um well this is a lot to say to all of you. First My so-called friend Cece is no longer going to be here with me. we had some issuse that may never be worked out. Its been a while since i updated & im so sorry for that. Not to make an excuse but school work and family life got in the way of my personal life. I mean im going to HIGH SCHOOL.
Greg-Check out the popular kids. You'll never guess what Jessica did.
Aobi-How did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom's straight
Greg & Aobi-And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Aobi-o0o0o sorry.....please enjoy the very last chapter of Misery Business
Aobi doesn't own Naruto (cuz he is weird)
naruto-HEY!!
aobi-what you are
Misery Business
Today was the day of the talent show. The day has finally come. I got the guy, the friends the band and I'm a godmom life was so good until when I got to the school. I was riding on my skate board to the school grounds and saw that everyone was staring at me for some reason. I went up to Ten-ten to see what's up.
"Hey Ten-ten what's going on? Why is Everyone looking at me like I beat up Michael Jackson for his gloves" I asked her (that one is for my own funny but meaningful tribute to Michael Jackson/Rip King of Pop)
"This is what's going on" Ten-ten handed me a flayer that said
Latest News
Whats Gossiping on today's menu.
Shikamaru Nara the so called High School Genius is Hiding something.
In his big closet of secerts.
It turns out that Shikamru is infact dating Sakura Haruno.
But Thats not all.
Does Sakura Know that Shikamaru.....
".....What?!" I kept blinking at the paper infront of me
"That's not all it said look at the underline print" Tenten said as I read it repeatedly.
"Who would write these lies it's fake and I know it is. It has to be."I said but some how I was losing hope. I mean its not like I have always knew every secret Shikamaruu told me. Could it be true.
"I think you should ask him for yourself" Ten-ten complied
"You don't actually believe it do you?"I questioned her
"All I'm saying is see if it's true"
"Ok Fine I will"
"What's true??" Shikamaru said wrapping his arms around my waist
"Shikamaru can I talk to you in private" I grab his collar and went to the belches in the football field then I handed him the paper
"Care to explain" I said as Shikamaru read the paper
"Sakura its-"
"Not True. Of course not. I mean you would never go to a brothel and have sex then got a girl pregnant. Soon making her get a adportion. Nah You couldn't so I'm going to just throw this silly paper in the trash"I grabbed the paper and slowly walked to the trash can until I felt Shikamaru grabbed my hand.
"Sakura.......forgive me,but...its true"I froze with my eyes widen with shockness. At that moment I never thought that nothing can change my thoughts of what she did to Shikamaru. But most of all can I ever trust him. "Please forgive me Sakura I never-
"How can I?"I said with tears in my eyes "Huh?? How can I let this pass me when I know that you-Oh God"I sobbed even tried to touch me but I pushed him away.
"Sakura it was an accident-my friends took me there for my birthday-"
"So that's why we couldn't go to chucky-cheese I thought it was only because it was too babyish, but instead you abandoned me with a fully grown mouse for a whore a house Huh??Please tell me what am I not getting."
"Sakura please-"
"No Shikamaru I can' forgive you and I might not -bye Shikamaru" I was about to walk away but Shikamaru's embrace from behind caught me.
"Sakura please don't leave me. I love you so much I didn't mean for this to happen. I thought in the past was in the past, but it caught up to me. Please Sakura I'm on my knees forgive me"
'I love you so much but it hurts'
'YEA CHA'
'Great your back again'
'What's that suppose to mean?'
'Nothing anyway what should I do'
'Forgive him, besides everyone had their skeletons in their closet'
'but it hurts so much.'
'Dont let this past moment hurt you for the future. People makes mistakes and we should all forgive'
'I guess your right.....besides it's the past and I'm his future wow inner you said somthing smart, but thanks inner'
'Your welcome and what the hell is with you taking Shikamaru to chucky-cheese I mean they have a fully grown talking mouse for sake. What parent takes their kids to see a 7 foot mouse with pizza? Its like allowing you son to sleep with Michael Jackson''No harm to MJ it is just a metaphor'
'Shut up'
"Shikamaru ok fine I will forgive you, besides I can't live without you and I love you too much not to forgive you"
"Thank you Sakura" Shikamaru then got up and turned me around and kiss me long and deep.
"I love you"
"I love you too"
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(didnt want to stop you guys there besides i owe you a lot. here is the last of it)
Talent show
When we got there the whole cafeteria was packed with nerds, jocks, parents, teachers and popular kids. I haven't seen so many people in one place since they said Michael Jackson was dead. I turn to my right to see that I wasn't the only one nervous but so was Dei-chan.
"Dei-chan you ok?" I asked
"Oh yea I'm...yeah I'm not okay we haven't been in a huge crowd like this." Deidara said
"Relax Dei-kun it's gonna be ok" Ten-ten said as Deidara wrapped his arms around her
"Your right baby. Besides it only high school"Deidara replied planting a kiss on Ten-Ten's lips
Hold On Wait A Minute...Did I miss something? Are you two dating?" I asked
"Well you see we didn't know how you would react so we kept it secret." Deidara explained after he said that I grabbed him by the collar and threw him to a wall.
"If you break her heart I'll tear you to shreds. You don't break up with her; she breaks up with you got it. Plus if you make her sad just once I'm going to kill you nice and slow" I said grinning "Now go back to your girlfriend" I let go of Deidara and he ran behind Ten-ten scared.
"Hey guys!" Aobi said smiling with her son in her arms while Itachi had a baby bag in his hands. "Wait what is wrong with Dara?" She asked seeing he was crying
"Don't ask" I said "So I see that Itachi has a son now?" I said smirking
"Um-
"Actually" Itachi put his hand on Aobi's stomach "I have another one on the way"
"Wait Aobi your pregnant?!?!" I shouted
"Yes I am, but this one has Itachi blood in it" Aobi said leaning back to kiss Itachi
"Paramore your on in 5 minutes" a teacher said walking up to us
"OK thanks" I said "OK fellas you ready? Hey wait where's Kisame?" We all looked around until we saw Kisame at the food table stuffing his mouth with chicken. We all laughed.
"Is that potato salad ?" Aobi said standing next to Kisame
"Mmm" Kisame mumbled as Aobi stuffed her mouth too.
"Baby don't you think you need to take it easy?" Itachi said to Aobi
"Darling I need you to BACK OFF" Aobi said yelling then went back to eating.
"Anyway while Aobi Stuffs her face let's hit the stage" I said
"Hit the stage??"Deidara questioned
"Let's just go, come on Kisame" I said grabbing Kisame's collar.
On the Stage
Me and the guys was on the the stage waiting for the curtain to finally go up. I could tell they were all nerves. Not nerves about the talent show, but what will happen after this. Soon we are going to graduate from high school in about 1 month and we are getting signed to one of the biggest record labels.
'This has been the strangest week ever. Can you believe it? I got the best band of friends ever, Aobi is going to have another baby by Itachi also Itachi is taking full custody for Aobi's older son. Dei and Ten-ten are dating. I bet Ino at her own game.-"
"Please Welcome Paramore playing there new song Misery Business" the curtain went up and I had my game face on.
"And five, six, seven eight" I said loudly into the mic as Kisame tap his drum sticks
I'm in the business of misery,
Let's take it from the top.
She's got a body like an hourglass it's ticking like a clock.
I looked at Ino with a smirk
It's a matter of time before we all run out,
When I thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth.
I waited 5 long days,
I put up five fingers
She finally set him free.
I told him I couldn't lie he was the only one for me.
I finally found Shikamaru and winked at me
Thursday and we caught on fire,
She's got it out for me,
But I wear the biggest smile.
I put on the biggest smile
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
just steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
I then walked towards Ino and bounce my head back and forth
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause God it just feels so,
I looked up towards Ino and smirked while Ino fumbled
It just feels so good.
Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change.
Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change.
I covered my mouth
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged.
I'm sorry honey, but I'm passin' up, now look this way.
I mostly said it towards Ino
Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you.
I pointed towards Ino
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who,
They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right.
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
just steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
I saw that Aobi was smiling backstage
Cause I got him where I want him right now
.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause God it just feels so,
It just feels so good.
I watched his wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving you
Just watch my wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving.
Then Itachi and Deidara came next to me and while they continued to play we rocked our head so wild(like in the Misery Business Music Video)
Whoa, I never meant to brag,
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
just steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
Cause I got what I wanted now
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause God it just feels so,
It just feels so good.
Then I dropped the mic on the floor
The whole crowd went wild as we walked off stage to meet up with Ino.
"I hope your satisfied you little-
"Oh I'm sorry you gonna have to come back next Monday that's the day she talk to hoes" Aobi said smirking
"Shut up you Singer Drop Out" Ino implied. After Ino said that I decided to show her a lesson. I dig into her halter top shirt and took out to socks that made her breast look bigger. Than I grabbed a wipe from Aobi's baby bag and wiped Ino's extreme make-up to show show she had more zits on her face then the stars in the sky.
"Ino you are a totally bitch and I can't stand your cocky attitude any longer. You make me sick to my very soul and I can't stand you. So can you do not only me but everyone a favor and DROP DEAD BITCH" I said as I punch Ino right in her cheek as she fell to the ground. Then Shikamaru came up to me and gave me the longest kiss ever.
"You ok?" Shikamaru asked
"Yup couldn't be better" I replied smiling. Then we heard someone on the mic.
"Um Hi my name is Aobi Marino and yes I'm the singer Aobi Marino. Anyway as you may know Paramore easily won the talent show. But to end this long night. Me and Itachi wanted to play a song for her. Oh by the way Sakura Itachi proposed" Aobi said showing everyone the ring. Then she a mic stand. While Itachi had guitar
Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
Shikamaru grabbed me by my hand and we started to dance slow.
Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Soon more people started to dance
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Aobi open her hand towards the crowd
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
So kiss me
Soon Shikamaru stood dance and so did I.
"I love you Sakura" Shikamaru said
"I love you too Shikamaru" I repied as me finally kissed
So kiss me
And did I mention I have the guy of my dreams. Its too bad that when we looked up Itachi and Aobi was not kissing but making out on the stage Ha. If I could turn back time and do all this over again I would , but that is too much to give and besides I had enough of this Misery Business.
aobi- ta da it the end of this road but dont worry there will be a sequel while sakura and the gang face college and the life of a music career
itachi- um aobi
aobi- yes-itachi covers aobi's mouth with his lips.-
itachi-will you marry me
aobi- i would glad to...one day...
greg- Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It(Itachi hit greg unconscious)
aobi- -sigh- your hopless anyway please help me with the stories of the sequel and i hope you had fun run with the last of the Caobi gang but for now its just Aobi C yea next time.