Going back a long while now
Miss Jane boleyn
Yes another boleyn!
Did a bad thing
She told on Queen Anne
With whom she was kin
And her own husband George Boleyn
What a very big sin
She paid the ultimate price
She couldn't escape twice and so
Her Boleyn inheritance
Which she got in a trice
Was not very nice
Elizabeth Tudor was a queen
Her mother killed on tower green
Ruler of a golden age
Yet she never got engaged
She was pretty, she was mean she was Elizabeth the virgin queen
The Prince of Wales was never strong
People always wondered what on earth was wrong?
Then one day Arthur got so sick
That all Henry could say was
"At least Harry's still in good nick"
"Yay" thought Harry
"My time has come,
To marry Arthur's wife and make her a mum!"