Mmm. I think this story needs more blood.

And more cowbell.

Glasgow smile (plural Glasgow smiles)

A facial scar received from being cut on the edge of the mouth, resembling an extended smile.

DREAMY SMILE

Hidan wrote down Kakuzu's full name on a sheet of paper and hid it in his pillowcase. Kakuzu's family named sounded unique enough to where he could look his address up in a local phonebook, but not yet. It was too soon for that.

Hidan may have been a druggie, and he may have had a few screws loose in his mind, but he wasn't stupid. He knew that visiting Kakuzu too soon would result in cops being called, and Hidan did not like cops.

So, in the pillowcase it went, along with his other special things, a Polaroid of her before the smile (Which he had taken the liberty of drawing on), a report card from 7th grade which showed the first and only time he had ever had straight A's, a ticket stub from a Broadway play he had gone to see on a fieldtrip in 5th grade that had made him happy (Though now he couldn't remember what the plot was), a condom, a comic book he had stolen when he was 12, and now, Kakuzu's full name.

It made him smile dreamily when he slept, thinking about the good things that were under his head.

So, nothing happened for about a month. He lived life like he always did, with alcohol and cigarettes and sex and parties. Every now and then he saw Kakuzu at said parties, but said nothing to him. He would just smile at him, unfazed by the glares the older boy kept shooting his way.

He was laying the groundwork. Slowly, slowly, as patient as was possible for him.

"What's on your mind?" Sai asked him at one such party.

"Hmm?" was his response.

"You look funny. Did you smoke a joint and not share it with me?"

Hidan smiled. "Mmm, no, just in a good mood."

"Oh." Responded Sai. Then: "Do you want to go to my place? My dad won't be home."

Hidan could feel that Kakuzu was still glaring at him. Smiling, he leaned in to bite Sai's ear, not as hard as he would like to.

"I'd love to."

END CHAPTER 5

Some notes: I tried to think of things people would collect though their lives that they felt were important. Things that made him happy. And a condom. Safe sex kiddies!

And, I'm going to put this after every chapter until I make a decision, if you have any opinion on me writing a series of HidanxAkatsuki oneshots, please go to the poll on my profile and vote.

Review, don't flame, constructive critism would be nice.