Me: Okay. AK here. I have chapter five.
Violet: I've gotta say AK, you're coming along fine.
Me: Thanks Vi.
Trevor: So what's gonna happen in this chapter?
Me: I'm not gonna tell. You have to read it.
Steve: Oh come on. Just one hint.
Me: Fine. Something will happen that causes a lot of anger in the future.
Steve: That's it?
Me: That's it. Now, I don't own the incredibles, transformers, or American Dad. Enjoy chapter five.
The AutoKnights II: The American Knights
Chapter 5: Eggs & the Plan
(Smith Residence: 8:45 am)
Violet woke up from sleeping in the attic and turned to see how Trevor slept. Only one problem. Trevor wasn't anywhere to be seen. Violet got up and started to look around the house for him. She finally went downstairs and stopped as a delightful aroma caught her nose. She started to recognize that smell as something Trevor did yesterday morning. She went in the kitchen and saw Trevor in there at the stove. The only other one in there was Klaus in his bowl. He and Trevor were talking until Trevor finally turned his head and noticed Violet's presence. He smiled.
"Well, good morning, Vi." Trevor said happily.
"Morning, Trev. Morning Klaus." Violet said to them both. "What are you doing?"
"I'm makin bacon and eggs." Trevor said with a smile. "I promised you I would remember?"
Violet then remembered what happened yesterday morning. Trevor first woke up and wanted breakfast and decided on scrambled eggs. She didn't know he could cook so he promised he would make her some with bacon the next day.
"Oh yeah. Thank you." Violet said with almost as big a smile as Trevor had.
"No problem. They should be ready in a few minutes." He said as he turned his head back to the stove.
Violet turned around and waited on the couch until two minutes later when Trevor said breakfast was ready. She walked back into the dining room and sat down. Trevor soon bought over a pan filled to the brim with scrambled eggs and a plate with about 25 strips of bacon. Violet began wondering why Trevor made so much. Then she asked it.
"You don't expect the two of us alone to eat all of this, do you?" She asked.
Trevor just laughed. "Of course not. This is for us and the Smiths when they wake up. Now come on. I've been smelling this for so long its driving me insane." He said as he scooped some eggs onto his plate.
Violet did the same and they began to eat. Violet was very impressed on how good the eggs were. She didn't know yet where Trevor learned to cook.
"Um, Trevor?"
Trevor looked up.
"Where did you…..?"
"Learn to cook?" Trevor finished for her.
"Yeah." She answered.
Trevor sighed. It was a fair question, but he couldn't believe she didn't have the slightest idea. "Think hard Violet. Who did I know who was a professional cook?" Trevor said giving the hint.
Violet smiled and laughed at how stupid her question was. "Aria?"
"Aria." Trevor said.
Violet continued eating. About two minutes later, Francine walked in with her robe on not expecting to see them.
"Oh, you're awake." Francine said a little surprised.
Trevor, Violet, and Klaus all turned to see her.
"Yeah, were awake. Good morning." Trevor said.
"Morning. Did you make bacon and eggs?" Francine asked.
"Yeah." Trevor answered.
"Why?" Francine asked again.
Trevor smiled. "I kinda promised Violet I would make some for her yesterday when she found out I could cook."
Francine smiled. "Oh how sweet."
Trevor chuckled once. "Hm thanks. I made enough for everyone if guys want some." Trevor said.
"Oh thank you. I'll just go wake everyone up." Francine said as she turned around and went upstairs. One minute later, the entire Smith family walked into the dining room to see that Trevor and Violet set the table for all of them. They all sat down as the two sixties teens served them.
"You didn't have to do this." Stan said to Trevor.
Trevor sat down as he turned towards Stan to reply. "I originally didn't plan on making breakfast for all of you. I was only doing it for Violet because I promised her I would. But I figured since you guys let us stay here last night, this would be our way of saying "thank you"."
Stan smiled as he tasted his eggs. "Well, you are very welcome. And you two are always welcome here." Stan said as he swallowed his eggs.
"So what are you guys going to do today?" Steve asked.
Trevor and Violet had to think about his one. Unless a Decepticon came to earth to terrorize, the two of them would have nothing to do. And the chances of that happening two days in a row are very unlikely. Trevor Then got an idea.
"You know what?" Trevor said getting everyone's attention. "As a special added bonus for letting us stay here, why don't me and Violet show you our place?"
Immediately everyone's eyes widened. Violet's the most.
"Are you sure?" Stan asked.
"Of course." Trevor replied. "You guys have earned our trust and we would like to show it to you. Right Violet?"
Violet was a little iffy at first, but she never judged Trevor's decisions. "Yeah. Trevor's right. Come and see what Stan couldn't find." She said jokingly.
Stan just shrugged and bit into his bacon. "Sure why not? But it's just a base."
Trevor and Violet just looked at each other and smiled as they remembered what else they found in that place besides the base part beneath.
"Oh it's more than just a base." Violet began. "It is paradise underwater. It has two pools, a game room, a bar…"
"A bar?" Roger asked with wider eyes.
Trevor chuckled. "Oh yeah. There is a fully stocked bar in the games room."
"Why would the Autobots leave you guys alcohol?" Steve asked.
"They must have not known about the limits here. But oh well." Violet said.
"So, when should we leave?" Roger asked now anxious to see that bar.
"Well lets finish eating here and well go in a few hours." Francine said.
Everyone agreed and went back too eating. After everyone was done, Francine, Violet, and Trevor cleaned up the kitchen and then went off to do their own thing. Two hours later, everyone was ready to go to the base. They all walked outside and got ready.
"So how are we going to get there?" Haley asked.
Trevor and Violet smiled as they held up their hands and showed their rings. "We'll drive. We know hoe to get in." Trevor said.
"But how?" Stan asked. "It's Sunday and there is going to be a lot of people at that beach."
"That's why we're driving." Violet said.
She and Trevor turned around and raised their fists into the air. "AUTOKNIGHT TRTANSFORM!!" They both shouted.
The rings did their usual glowing and melting thing as the Smiths just stood there and watched this happen for the very first time.
"OPTIMUS PRIME!!"
"IRONHIDE!!"
Before the Smiths could get a good look at them, the two knights had already begun to transform into their vehicle modes. When they were done transforming, the doors on both sides of each truck opened.
"Hop in." Came Optimus' voice.
"Are you sure you know how to drive?" Haley asked.
"We have before. Don't be afraid." Ironhide said.
Stan and Roger holding Klaus got into Optimus. While Haley, Steve, and Francine climbed into Ironhide. When they were all secure, the doors automatically closed.
"Lets roll out!" Optimus said as he started up his engine. Ironhide did the same and they were on their way.
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(Autoknight Base main entrance: Chesapeake Bay: Pier 32)
Optimus and Ironhide had just pulled up to the entrance of Pier 32 when they noticed Stan was right. There were people everywhere. On the beach and worst of all, on the piers.
"So how are we supposed to get in now?" Steve asked.
Optimus turned around. "The same way we got out. Ironhide, to the ramp." He said as he started to head up another street with Ironhide following.
One block up, they turned right into an alley and stopped. Optimus let Stan, Roger, and Klaus out as he transformed to human mode. He walked up to one of the alley walls and opened up another scanner. He put his whole hand into the scanner and the little light turned green. Just then, the ground began angle itself down. Optimus transformed back into his 379 mode and scooped up his passengers. He then proceeded to drive down the ram and continue down the tunnel with Ironhide still trailing. When they reached the part of the tunnel that showed the open ocean, everyone except the two vehicles just looked in amazement.
"What do ya think?" Ironhide asked her cargo.
"It's amazing." Haley said still looking out the window.
"And were not even there yet. Hold on." Optimus said as he approached the security force field.
Not slowing down, Optimus and Ironhide drove through it. And when they did, the Smiths eyes just grew to their widest point as they gazed at what was now right in front of them. A huge dome shaped house resting on top of a fifty foot tall rock formation. They drove into the rock formation and door opened up into the Teletraan chamber. All the smiths got out and Optimus and Ironhide transformed into human mode. Then they powered down completely as their armored suits turned back into rings of power.
The Smiths just looked around at what they saw. They all started to walk around in their own groups. Stan, Francine, and Haley went one way, Roger and Steve went the other. Stan stopped in his tracks when he saw what looked like a pile of junk ten feet high. Trevor walked over and Stan looked at him.
"Is that…"
"Demolisher?" Trevor finished.
Stan just nodded his head.
"It used to be. Took a while to completely dismantle his fat ass." Trevor said.
Steve and Roger were walking with Klaus in Roger's hands until they came to what looked like some sort of arsenal shop. The weapons barrels were the size of a football. And wires were exposed for easy maintenance. Violet walked over.
"I see you've found my weapons shop." She said.
"Weapons shop?" Steve asked.
"Yeah. Remember I said that I'm this team's weapon specialist? I was kinda serious." Violet said.
That's when Steve started to daydream. He had always imagined girls in his head doing all kinds of things like washing cars and working on them. But never in his life has he envisioned in his head a girl like Violet actually working on gigantic alien guns that will save the world. He started to get an image. Violet working on one of her upgrade with a low cut shirt and a skirt. Oil stains in various places on her body, sweat everywhere, he started to drool.
"Steve? Steve?" Violet said as she waved her hand in front of Steve's face. Giving up she walked away with a look on her face that said, "WHAT THE HELL?!?!"
Steve finally came out of it and kept on walking until he came to another station he was oddly drawn to. It was a large station with what looked like an operating table in the center. On the walls to the sides there were racks of different tools. It looked like an operating room at a hospital. Steve looked at it for another minute then walked away.
They all came together in front of the big computer. Trevor took out Teletraan and plugged it into its adapter. The screen flickered on.
"Teletraan 1 is now online." Said the automated voice.
"So is this all?" Roger asked.
Violet just chuckled. "No. This is just the base part. The house is up the elevator. Right now were in the rock formation that the house is actually resting on."
"So where is the elevator?" Stan asked.
"Right over here." Trevor said as he walked towards a room that could barely fit all of the occupants. When they were all inside, the door closed and Violet put her hand in the scanner. The little green bar went over her hand and the elevator started to move. About ten seconds later, the door opened up to what looked like a hallway. Trevor and Violet recognized it as the same hallway with the freezer and game room. They all walked out and looked around.
"So is this like the main hallway?" Francine asked.
"Yeah. Hey Roger, Open up that door over there." Violet said pointing to the door next to the one they all came out of.
Roger walked over to the door and opened it. And when he saw what Violet anticipated him to see, he couldn't move. His heart was racing and leaping for joy at the sight at the full sized bar.
"Hehehehe. OH MY GOD!!!!" Roger yelled as he ran inside the game room and took his place behind the bar counter. Everyone else walked inside, and the Smiths looked around. Stan and Francine took seats at the bar. Haley and Violet started playing a game of pool. Roger was looking at what kind of booze they had in that bar. Trevor was looking at an arcade game trying to figure out what it is until Steve walked over to him.
"What is this thing, Steve?" Trevor asked.
"You don't know what a video game is?" Steve replied.
"No. Me and Violet just got here from the SIXTIES. We missed out on the decades in between."
"Oh. Well let me show you how to play." Steve said as he and Trevor walked toward the machine.
Violet and Haley were still playing pool. "So, how long have you known Trevor?" Haley asked.
"Fair question." Violet thought. "We didn't really know each other before the whole AutoKnight thing. So we've probably known each other for a maximum of four and a half weeks."
"Ah." Haley said before going on. "I've noticed something."
"What?" Violet asked.
"Whenever me or my family asked about your families, you're always the one to answer those questions. Why?"
Violet froze. She knew the answer to that question perfectly well, but she also respected Trevor's privacy when it came to this matter. So she told the truth. In a way.
"Lets just say Trevor never really had the best relationship with his family." Violet answered.
"Really why?" Haley asked.
"Its not something I should answer. Trevor really doesn't like to talk about it. So could you not bring it up around him?" Violet pleaded.
Haley felt a little sympathetic. "OK sure. I won't say a thing. Now come on. Its your shot."
Violet smiled as she lined up her next shot.
Roger, Stan, Francine, and Klaus were still at the bar. Roger had found an apron and had now begun to serve up actual drinks. Stan got a Heineken, Francine got a Strawberry Martini.
When Stan got his drink he stood up. "So what else is in this place?"
When Trevor and Violet heard that question they smiled. They immediately stopped what they were doing and led the others out. Steve had to drag Roger away from the bar.
First, they showed them their living room. They were all impressed. Especially when they opened up that giant tennis court sized window.
"Oh wow." Was all Francine could say.
Before they could show them the pool, a loud beeping sound was heard throughout the house. Then the Automated voice talked.
"Incoming transmission from Cybertron command! Incoming message from Cybertron command!"
Trevor and Violet looked at each other and ran back to the elevator. The Smiths followed them. They all went down the elevator and entered the Teletraan chamber again. They all walked over to the giant screen.
"Teletraan 1, put transmission up on screen." Trevor commanded.
The screen flickered and the Smiths nearly jumped at what they saw on the screen. A giant Robot with orange and red armor with a spoiler coming out of its back.
"Hey Hot Rod." Trevor greeted.
"Hello Trevor. Hello Violet. We got a pro…" Hot Rod stopped short as he spotted the Smiths. "Trevor, Violet, who are they, and what are they doing here?" he asked a little frustrated.
"It's completely OK Hot Rod." Violet said. "We can trust them."
Hot Rod calmed down. "Are you sure?" he asked.
"If we didn't trust them, they wouldn't be standing behind us in this base." Trevor said.
Hot Rod then smiled. "In that case, will the visitors please step forward." Hot Rod requested.
The Smiths looked at each other wondering if he was serious, but they really didn't want to try the patience of a giant combat robot from another world so they stepped forward.
"Since you have proven your trustworthiness to our AutoKnights, we have something for you." Hot Rod said as he pushed a button on his end. A small compartment next to the main keyboard opened up and revealed what looked to be five card keys with the Autobot insignia on them.
"Um Hot Rod, what are these?" Violet asked.
"These are emergency security clearance cards for our new friends. If ever there is an emergency that you don't know about, they can use those cards to get into the base and alert you." Hot Rod explained.
Getting the idea, each of the five Smiths, (including Roger), took their own card and place it somewhere safe on them.
"But remember, this card is for emergencies only. So that is the only time you should use them. Understood?" Hot Rod said.
"Of course." Stan said in a serious voice.
"Good. Welcome new friends." Hot Rod said with a smile. "Now I should get to the real reason as to why I contacted you two." He said with all his attention towards Trevor and Violet.
"OK. What is it?" Trevor asked.
"We have a problem. Just a few hours ago we spotted something take off of Cybertron and head off somewhere else." Hot Rod said now worried.
Trevor and Violet just looked at each other confused. "OK. So what's the problem?" Violet asked.
"When we scanned the object from Iacon's observatory, we picked up a Decepticon energy signature. So the projectile that blasted off is a Decepticon coming to Earth to attack you."
"Well that's not good." Trevor said with worry in his voice. "Would you happen to know who it is?"
"Fortunately we do. His name is Starscream. He is Megatron's Second in Command and he is tough. What makes him even tougher is that he has the ability to fly. Something you have not faced yet." Hot Rod said.
Trevor and Violet looked at each other with wide eyes.
"Hot Rod, how long do you think it would take for Starscream to get here from Cybertron?" Violet asked.
"I'd say you have approximately…………36 hours from now before he reaches you're position." Hot Rod said.
"That means we have 36 hours to prepare ourselves for his arrival." Trevor said.
"Right. We have to train ourselves. We've never fought a flyer." Violet agreed.
"Good thinking both of you." Hot Rod said. "I'll leave you to you're preparations."
"Thanks for the heads up Hot Rod." Trevor said as he ended the transmission. He then turned to the Smiths. "I don't mean to be a bad host, but.."
"We understand." Stan said. "You two have work to do. So we will get out of your way."
"Thank you all very much. Now we just have to find a good spot to train ourselves where no one will see us." Violet said.
Haley had an idea. "The camping resort up north from Langley Falls is the perfect spot. Not a lot of people go up there any more so there won't be a lot of people there."
Trevor and Violet looked at each other and nodded. "Thank you. Now come on. We'll give guys a ride home." Trevor said as he and Violet brought up their right hands. "Oh and before we let you guys go, you have to promise not to let anyone else know about what you just saw. Understood?" he asked.
The entire Smith family nodded, but Steve did in a rather peculiar way.
"Good." Said Trevor resuming what he was doing with Violet.
They transformed into their AutoKnight vehicle modes, loaded up the Smiths, dropped them off at their house half an hour later, and then left to go to the spot Haley told them about. When the Smiths went inside their house, Steve ran upstairs to his room and called his friends and told them to come over. Ten minutes later, his three friends Snot, Barry, and Toshi walked in. They all walked up to Steve's room and Steve closed the door behind them. Steve then disregarded his promise to Optimus and Ironhde and told his friends about everything that has transpired in his life for the past two days that include aliens.
"So, let me get this straight." Snot began. "The AutoKnights, as in, the two teenage human slash robots from the sixties, have transported themselves to here in our time to stop an evil race of robots from taking over Earth? And you have full access to their secret base underwater in the Chesapeake Bay?"
Steve just smiled and nodded.
Snot didn't look convinced. "No way. I don't but this for a second. Show me proof." He demanded.
Steve jus reached into his pocket and pulled out his security card with the symbol on it. All three of his friends just sat there and looked at it with amazement.
"OK. You got me. Now this gives me an idea." Snot said with interest.
"What kind of idea?" Steve asked.
"I heard that Lisa Silver just broke up with her boyfriend and she's willing to do just about anything to anyone right now." Snot said.
Steve smiled again. "I get it. I tell that I'm tight with the AutoKnights, show her the key, and lose my virginity."
"That's not quite what I had in mind." Snot said.
Steve was now confused. "Where are you going with this, Snot?"
"Steve, think! You have an angry girl who wants to get back at her asshole ex-boyfriend, and you have full access to a secret underwater base. You do the math." Snot explained.
Steve thought it over and then was surprised Snot came up with this idea. "You think I should take Lisa Silver down into the AutoKnight's base?" He said.
Snot smiled a little. "Not just Lisa. I'm talking about the entire Pearl Bailey High student body."
Steve gasped. "Are you serious? You want me to throw a big party at the AutoKnight's base?!"
Snot stayed confident. "Come on man. Think about it! If you have a big party in the base of the VERY FAMOUS AUTOKNIGHTS, by the time school comes around in two months, (it's the middle of June) you'll be the most popular guy in school. Every single girl on the planet will want to have sex with you."
Steve thought about it for two minutes then came to his decision with a smile. "OK let's do it. Were going to throw the party of the century!"
All the friends cheered until the obese friend Barry spoke up. "Uh, what are the AutoKnights going to say about this?" he asked.
Steve looked at him and smiled then looked at his clock. "We won't worry about having to see them for 35 hours."
"What do you mean?" Snot asked.
"Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you!" Steve went on further breaking his promise. "Before my family left the base, a call came in from the planet that their power is from. Cybertron. They said that a Decepticon is on his way here right now and he should be her in less than two days."
Snot, Barry, and Toshi all looked afraid. "Then shouldn't we be freaking out?" Barry asked.
"Or partying like there's no tomorrow." Steve corrected. "We wouldn't even have to worry about them showing up because right now, their both up at the camping resort forest training for the arrival of the Decepticon."
The three friends looked at each other and smiled. "Okay were in. Let's starting sending out e-vites. But since people don't really like us that well, we should probably lie and say that the AutoKnights are actually going to be there." Snot said.
"Good thinking. Guys would just love to see a hot teenage girl working on giant alien guns." Steve said remembering the vision he had earlier of Violet.
Toshi said something Japanese translated like this. "This is not a good idea. We are going to get our asses handed to us if the AutoKnights find out."
Steve not understanding but thinking he really did smiled. "You're right Toshi. This is going to be the most awesome party EVER!!"
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Trevor: You're going to do what now? *looks at Steve angrily*
Steve: Hey wait a minute!
Trevor: *Transforms to Optimus Prime and takes out his energon blade*
Steve: Ahhhhhh!! I'll get you for this AK! I swear it! *Runs away as Optimus chases*
Me: Whatever. I'll see you in chapter five. Until then, peace bitches.