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Chapter 6: Chosen One Suite
Timmy was shocked by the luxury and fame that just playing a guitar into the Darkness could give him. It was the life! Despite the fact that the male genie seemed to dislike him, and Tootie wasn't there.
"This a cool place, huh, Timmy?"
Timmy smiled when Chester reminded him that he was there too.
"Yeah."
"Hey, Gumball!" called Calais. "Ready for the shag?"
"Yeah," replied Norm.
They went into the Helpful Magical Creatures bedroom.
When Norm and Calais came out, Timmy and Chester were both shocked to see that Norm's body was made of gumball again, and seemed very chewed. Calais talked about how tasty he was, so the two kids felt like they really didn't want to know what happened in there – though Timmy did find the notion of cannibalistic genies to be a cool one.
Chester didn't like hearing Timmy's speculations about his god-dad, and sorta godmom's diet, and told him to shut it. He did so reluctantly.
Norm and Calais laughed. The kids had no clue!
The waiter POOFed up. Norm signed the bill, since he had ordered the cuisine. He didn't trust Turner with the ability to do anything other than save the world from the Darkness, and had stolen Turner's Chosen One Credit Card while he wasn't looking.
He wanted to ditch Turner, but Calais insisted that Turner should get a chance to enjoy the rewards he had got from defeating the Darkness.
Revenge was swiftly becoming a very tempting option.
"Want any?" asked Norm, offering some of the food to Calais.
"Nope. I already had what I wanted. The sugar spoiled my appetite."
Norm grinned. He knew exactly what Calais was talking about.
"You're totally shagadelic too," replied Norm. "Now that we shagged, I know for sure."
Cal seemed to be flattered and annoyed. Norm grinned.
"Can we cease talking about our love life in front of the kids?" queried Calais. "Or do you like to tell kids tales of your philandering 'exploits?'"
"Alright," said Norm. "Nope, I don't. Yeah, I have a Sun-sized ego, but I'm not stupid."
"I know that," replied Cal.
The Yuggotamian royalty's escape pod smashed to the ground. Several Eliminators, wearing Fakefiers, followed. The Yuggotamians exited the pod and wondered what to do. The Queen then remembered that Timmy Turner, the greatest warrior in the universe, lived in Dimmsdale, near where they landed. She reminded the King of that, and convinced him to use his Fakefier to disguise himself as a human. They did so.
The Eliminators put on their Fakefiers, and disguised themselves as people that Timmy Turner, the Chosen One knew. They figured it would be the best way to find and trick him. That was why they went to Yuggotamia in the first place.