A/N: So this is the progress of procrastination, it could've been better but it's good enough, as a fortune cookie told me once. (no, seriously, I was like what the hell is this suppose to mean?) Hey, it could've been worse! Okay, so like half the stuff in this chapter that Nami does is quite impossible, but it's my story so I can do whatever I want. Besides it's much better than what I wrote while I had writer's block. So use your imagination, if you don't have one, I'll lend you whatever is left of mine. Enjoy!

Chapter 2. "That So Called Morning."

Life is good, seriously. I really can't think of anywhere I rather be right now. This vacation away from home and school is the best idea that, that stupid blonde flirt ever thought of. Good job Sanji-kun, you're not totally useless. Too bad he couldn't make it, hah, what am I saying, that just means there won't be someone hitting on me every five seconds! And I can't believe all this is free! A free, already pre-paid trip, on a f-ing amazing cruise! This is awesome, life can't get any better than this! I can't wait to...

"Miss! Excuse me, miss! Watch ou..."

-Crash-

"OW! What the hel...Oh my god! Are you okay! I'm so sorry! I wasn't paying attention, are you okay?!" Great, my first day on a cruise and I just had to make an idiot of myself.

"I'm okay, really. Don't worry about it, stuff like this always happen. Besides, I'm grateful to be graced by such a beautiful young girl and on my first day here too. -smile-"

...what? I just practically fell on this girl and now she's complimenting me? Wait, what am I doing? I should probably get up. "Eheh, thanks? I'm so sorry, here, let me help you up." For someone who just got knocked down, she sure seems to be calm and composed.

"Thank you, wow, you're even prettier when up close." ...wait, what the hell?! Is it just me or is she hitting on me now??

"Robin! What are you doing, I told you not to run off like that!"

"But, Vivi-chan! Look, I found such a cute girl!"

"-sigh- Seriously, Robin, you know you shouldn't be around people in your current condition!"

"Aww, is Vivi-chan jealous?"

"Robin! God, I'm so sorry about my friend here, she's not quite herself right now. I'm Vivi. Thanks for making sure she doesn't make a even bigger scene than she already has."

"Nami. Don't mention it? Is she okay?"

"Yeah, she's fine. She'll be alright in a few hours or so. Excuse me, but I have to take her back to our room to make sure she doesn't run off again. Thanks once again."

"But, Vivi-chan, I want to stay with Nami-chan longer!"

"Maybe if you hadn't run off like I told you to do. This isn't really her usually self. -sigh- Bye, maybe we'll see you later on. Come on, Robin, let's go."

"Aww, Vivi-chan you're so mean!"

"And you're acting like a child!"

...what an odd person. That other girl seemed nice though. Okay, Nami, just pretend that didn't happen and continue to enjoy your vacation. Everything's okay, life is still good.

-One hour later-

Okay, life, officially sucks. In a span of a hour, I managed to bump into a random stranger who tried to hit on me, argued with a stupid staff member cause he wouldn't give me my damn room key, got the wrong room key and walked into the stupid room, got 'accidentally' pushed into the pool, and I still don't have a damn room. Can life get any worse?

"ROBIN!"

...Robin? Why does that sound, oh Robin, that random stranger!

"Robin! Someone help!"

"Vivi?"

"Nami! Oh my god, this is terrible!"

"What happened? What's wrong?"

"Well, I was just walking with Robin and out of nowhere these random jerks decided to hit on me, so Robin tried to tell them to knock it off, but they got violent and pushed Robin over!"

"Over the ship!?"

-nod-

"Holy shit, where are those jerks!"

"They ran off but that's not important! Robin can't swim and since she's still drunk, she's even worse off in her current condition! Nami, what do I do!"

"...drunk? Did she get pushed over here?"

"Yeah, oh my god, what do I do?"

"Get someone one of the staff members and quick!"

"But she'll drown by then!"

Shit what do we do? -gulp- I guess there's no other choice, damn my stupid morals, but it's still a long way down.

"Go get help, I'll try to save Robin."

"What? Nami, what are you doing."

"Sorry Vivi." -jump-

"NAMI! What the hell! AH, someone help!"

-Ocean-

Whew, thank god, I'm not dead, I guess all those years of swimming lessons finally payed off. Now where the hell is Robin?

"ROBIN!"...wait she probably can't hear me, damn it, I should've really thought of this plan more throughly.

Where is she? Wait, what was that? Robin!? I think that's her, thank god!

"Robin! Oh my god! Robin it's me! Nami! Come on, wake up! I didn't waste my life just to save a dead person! Come on, Robin! Come on!"

"...Nami-chan?"

"There you go, now all we have to do is wait until Vivi gets a lifeboat down here."

"Nami-chan, what's that?"

"What's what?"

"That."

"You've got to be kidding me! A wave! This is just perfect...damn it, I'm going to die, bye cruel, cruel world."

"Na..?"

-Splash-

"...where are we?"

End A/N: So did you like it? Sorry if it sucked, but this was the best I could do currently, hopefully future chapters will be better. Yeah, kudos to Sanji-kun for making it into my fic and Vivi-chan too. Don't worry Vivi isn't going to screw up the whole RobinxNami plot though it would be fun if she was added in...that's gives me an idea...haha just joking. Yeah, so basically Robin can't hold down liquor, Nami is an awesome swimmer, Robin and Nami are to awesome to die from a 'small' fall of a ship and they survived a wave. "Together" wink, wink, nudge nudge.

Please review as always and check out "A Fitting Punishment For Something I Didn't Do" 'cause it's dedicated to all you guys. Thanks for being loyal readers/reviewers and a fortune cookie to everyone who reviews!

Now I have to go outside and slave in the sun for 5 hours 'cause I gots to go pull weeds. Seriously, does anyone, do this in the summer? God, I swear, my mom is crazy, there's no such thing as a perfect garden.