A/N: Sorry, sorry, sorry, for the long wait you guys. Thanks for everyone that reviewed and people who faved and alerted and what not. The new school year has been as busy as heck and with all my extra-curricular stuff it's been busy, plus I've been focusing on drawing more this year. So I finally present STRANDED: THE THIRD CHAPTER! whoot! Please review more cause it raises the chance of me updating and it also brightens up my day. I also write back to anyone who comments so yeah. There's some NamixRobin action at the end so be happy, sorry for the short chapter again, one of these days I'll make a really really long chapter to make it up to you guys. ENJOY AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Chapter 3. "That So Called Drunk Person."

Last time on Total Drama Island...no, not really, but previously where we left off with our lovely Nami and Robin are now stuck on a deserted island with no where to go...

"WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT LEAVE ME ALONE MEANS?!?" a certain frustrated orange-haired women screamed.

"But Na-mi-chan, we're on a deserted island, don't you know? We have to stick together!"

"...GOD, ARE YOU STILL DRUNK, AND YES I DO KNOW FOR YOUR INFORMATION THAT WE ARE STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND. THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY LAST BIT OF SANITY BY GETTING AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS POSSIBLE!"

"Ow, Nami-chan, that hurts, but, since you're so cute and obviously not thinking straight I'll forgive you!"

"...ARGH! GOD KILL ME NOW!"

And so with that, Nami and Robin continued their little journey of walking around the island. Nami, actually trying to make out heads and tails of the island was currently very annoyed at Robin who was swaying back and forth reminding Nami every five seconds, that they were indeed stuck on a island and should stay together.

"DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE! FOR THE LAST TIME I KNOW WE'RE STUCK ON A ISLAND!"

"and should stay together!"

"...FINE, I GIVE UP, YOU WIN! WE'll JUST STAY ON THIS STUPID ISLAND AND BE FRIENDS FOREVER! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?! WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY, ROBIN?"

"...woah, take a chill pill, like seriously. You're not a very happy person, are you, Nami-chan? Have you ever consider anger management?"

"..." BAM and so Nami decided to repeatedly bash her head again and again against the conveniently located tree.

The rest of the day wasn't that much better either, Nami was certain that they had been walking around in circles and were officially, lost. Not to mention they haven't found anything to eat and technically they could drink some sea water, but weren't to that point of desperation yet. Nami was just plain frustrated and well Robin was just...drunk...still, much to Nami's disappointment.

"Naaaammmmiiiii! I'm bored, we've been on this island for like well forever! And we don't have anything to eat or drink or like anything! And I'm TIRED!" Robin whined which just caused Nami to cringe.

"...Robin?"

"Yes, Nami-chan?"

"Don't you think I might've noticed this?"

"...um, maybe?"

"JESUS CHRIST! JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU?!? I MEAN FOR GOD'S SAKE DO YOU EVER STOP WHINING!?! AND JUST HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO STAY DRUNK!?! NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE STAYS DRUNK FOR THIS LONG! SHOULDN'T YOU BE SOBER OR SOMETHING BY NOW!?! I SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT YOU TO DROWN! GOD!"

"..." -sniffle sniffle-

"OH GOD, DON'T TELL ME YOUR CRYING! YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO CRY? OH COME ON!"

-sniffle sniffle-

"...Robin?...Robin, are you okay? Come on, I don't really mean to yell at you, stop crying please? I just lost my temper, I'm not really mad at you, stop crying? Please?"

-sniff sniff- "...Fine, but only one condition."

"..."

"I'll start crying again."

"You can't be serious, fine fine, what is it, I just can't stand to see a girl crying...let only an adult crying."

"I'M NOT THAT OLD!...Okay, so here's the condition you have to kiss me, on the lips."

"WAIT, WHAT! WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?"

"I'm not quite sure, but I do know if you don't I'll start crying again. So KISS-SU, now!" Robin stated quite defensively, arms folded and pouting like a five-year old kid.

"...ARGH, fine. ican'tbeliveihavetokissherwhycan'tshejustactherfreakingagesofreakingretardedthisis..."

And with that, Nami inched closer to Robin's face, lips just barely touching. A step more and Nami and Robin were officially kissing. Nami, now having this memory forever embedded into her brain wanted to pull back and was about to none the less until Robin put a hand behind Nami's head keeping it there and the other around her waist.

Panicking, Nami wanted to push Robin away, unfortunately for her, her body did not comply and was leaning even more towards Robin. Not even having time to fully comprehend what or how they landed on the sand, they were clearly "making out" now.

Breaking apart, only for air, one tongue after the other battle for dominance. Clearly, not thinking straight (hah pun, straight...'cause this is so straight, I'm so punny...okay I'll stop now) Nami was losing her brain cells 'cause she was making out with someone she barely knew, not to mention said person was a girl and not even someone who Nami wanted to kiss...or so she thought. In fact, Nami took notice that Robin had very soft and pouty lips...cute pouty lips and was a very VERY excellent kisser...well for a drunk person at least. Finally out of breath, the two broke apart.

"..."

"Well that went better than I expected, Nami, your lipstick is a bit smudged you might want to fix that and oh by the way I stopped being drunk a while ago...actually I'm not really sure that I was drunk from the beginning." -smirk-

"...you, what?"

End A/N: DUN DUN DUN! CLIFF-HANGER! Sorry, but I just can't write anymore, my brain is dead and not to mention my whole entire family is singing karaoke and I can't concentrate that well. Also they don't know I'm writing yuri so if they found out that be bad so I have to stop whenever someone walks by. I'm paranoid, yes I am. XD Well happy thanksgiving to everyone who is celebrating and REVIEW AS ALWAYS!!! THANKS!