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Chapter 11: One Less Kingdom to Rule
"Queen Man-DIE," said a servant, quivering in his boots. "Yuggotamia has been destroyed."
"NO!" screamed Man-DIE chillingly. "I lost my possible second kingdom! You will be imprisoned."
"Man-DIE," replied the servant, quivering in fear. "Please don't metaphorically shoot the messenger."
Man-DIE didn't care about whether people were supposed to metaphorically shoot messenger or not. She wanted to now, and what Queen Man-DIE wanted, Queen Man-DIE got.
"Guards take him, away," continued Man-DIE, and the guards took her blue Yuggotamian servant to the dungeons.
She smiled vindictively. If she were suffering, everyone and everything else would have to suffer too. She was Queen of Boadecia after all.
Only because she had married Mark Chang against his will, then killed off all the possible heirs to the Boadecian throne. That was the way she liked to acquire titles – as violently as possible.
Man-DIE wondered if it was possible to avenge the loss of her kingdom. She decided that even if it weren't possible, avenging her loss of a kingdom to rule would be violent – just the way she liked it.
The only question was how. She had faced Timmy Turner, the Mightiest Warrior in the Universe, according to the Yuggotamians, and considered him a worthy foe though that didn't stop her from wanting to do violent things to him and Mark.
Man-DIE used Common Sense, which was not dead, and guessed Timmy would be more inclined to fight her, than to form an alliance with her against whatever-destroyed-Yuggotamia.
However, she had noticed that he and Mark were friends, in a distinctively non-Yuggotamian sense of the word.
"Guards, fetch Chang from the dungeons," commanded Man-DIE in a tone colder than Pluto.
Her guards promptly obeyed her, since when someone commanded them in a tone colder than Pluto, disobeying was impossible.
"Chang," said Man-DIE. "I want to avenge the destruction of Yuggotamia."
"Whoa! Cool!" shouted Chang in excitement. "Violence, every Yuggotamian's fave activity!"
"You won't be violent," replied Man-DIE icily. "Me and Turner will be fighting whatever got destroyed Yuggotamia."
"But Man-DIE," complained Chang.
Man-DIE got out the keys of her spaceship, and flicked them. It came down from the sky.
Chang groaned, and Man-DIE guessed that he preferred his roundish gray Yuggotamian ship to her yellow lobster Boadecian one. What he wanted didn't matter to her at all. She was Queen, and her world still existed.
She went into the spaceship, and Chang followed resignedly behind her. Just the way she liked it.
As soon as they both were in, and she was comfortable, she pressed a button and the ship took off for Earth, the home of the Mightiest Warrior in the Universe.