A/N: ...so half of you guys probably want to kill me for not updating right? Okay, okay, so I know it took me like a whole year just to update this measly chapter, but it's still something right? I promise, I swear on my life, that the next chapter will be longer and won't take as long to update. Thank you for all the alerts and reviews!
Warning?: A whole lot of cursing...'cause well if I was in Nami's position I'd be cursing my head off too. Anyways enjoy!
Chapter 4. "My So Called Luck."
"...you, what?"
"I wasn't drunk. Anyways even if I was, like you stated before, a person can't possibly stay 'drunk' for 'that' long."
At this certain point and time, Nami wasn't sure if she stopped breathing or living altogether. After a minute or two, she opened her mouth as to retort, but instead the poor girl just stood there mouth gaping like a fish out of water.
Finally she was able to muster out a "...but why?"
"Oh, well, because I can. Plus, you're very cute. I wouldn't have gone through the trouble otherwise."
"Bb...bbbut...buuttt, the island, the ship, the drowning?" Nami pointed her fingers frantically like a wild man.
"It's all fake, Nami-chan. I thought you would have notice, but then again, this is the best set money can buy."
"Set??? Money???"
"But of course." and with that Robin brushed her hair back walking away, while the very believable island fell apart right before Nami's eyes. The very sad and confused orange haired girl couldn't believe it as people slowly deconstructed the so called 'set'.
"...WAIT SO ALL THIS WAS A SET UP?!? WHAT ABOUT VIVI-SAN? SANJI WAS THE BASTARD THAT GAVE ME THE TICKET! YOU CAN'T HONESTLY TELL ME THAT THIS WAS ALL FAKE?"
Slowly, Robin turned her head around, "tsk, tsk, tsk, Nami-chan, but it is. It was all a set up. I researched you and you're friend 'Sanji-kun' before I devised this whole plan up. Your so called friend agreed right on the spot when I told him the plan with of course some bribing here and there. As for Vivi-chan, she's my assistant, to put it simply. Isn't it amazing what people will do for money?" Robin finished while continuing to walk away grinning from side to side.
The first thought that Nami had was "I'm going to f-ing kill that bastard Sanji!!!" The second thought that Nami had running through her head was "Oh my god, I just made out with a crazy lady, who is potentially stalking me, IMMA GOING TO KILL HER!" The final thought Nami had was "...FFFFFFFFF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WAIT YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY FROM ME! I SPENT ENDLESS HOURS! DAYS EVEN! WITH YOU! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE UP A CRAZY PLAN AND HOLD SOMEONE CAPTIVE WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS A WARNING! YOU'RE A LUNATIC!"
"True, but oh well. Bye Nami-chan!" Robin got in her magically appeared limo, but not before she blew Nami a kiss.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOD JUST KILL ME NOW!"
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When Robin had left in her very fancy limo, Nami went...berserk. She screamed until her lungs had no air left in them and nearly pulled out all her hair. The stage-crew people feared for their lives as they slowly backed away from the insane girl.
After what seemed like centuries, Nami calmed down, well to some degree. Soon, a very brave soldier approached the overly stressed girl offering a ride back to her home. All Nami could do was silently follow the man into the car. To tired and apathetic to care if this was once again one of Robin's crazy schemes, she sat down and closed her eyes.
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"Miss, we're here."
And indeed they were. Nami got out of the car, there stood her luggage neatly stacked against her apartment's door. She mutter a thanks and preceded to walk up the stairs. She kicked the door open and flung her luggage on the floor. Flopping down on the bed, all Nami wanted to do was forget about the whole 'incident'. But suddenly her luggage started to vibrate.
Grumbling, Nami got up and opened her luggage flinging clothes and other things here and there before reaching the desired object, her phone. Nami glared at it, flipping it open.
'Hey Nami, oh, btw if someone just so happens to jump off the cruise, don't jump off to save them. PS: The cruise might turn out a bit differently from what you expected."
-xoxo Sanji
Nami blinked at the text over and over again, letting it submerge into the depths of her mind.
"NOW YOU TELL ME! GAH, THAT BASTARD I'M GOING TO TEAR HIM LIMB FROM LIMB WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM!"
Nami, filled with pure rage stomped out of her apartment and preceded to walk to Sanji's house which was conveniently right down the block. Once Nami reached the house, there was a note on the door which read:
'Gone to Canada. Coming Back...never.'
"CANADA MY ASS!" and than Nami kicked down the door, "SANJI YOU SON OF A BITCH! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE NOW!"
A measly voice responded back, "Sanji's not here right now. Can I take a message?"
"YOU CAN TAKE A MESSAGE ALL RIGHT!" ,with that Nami marched up the stairs until she found Sanji and grabbed him by the neck.
"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I swear it was all a accident! She blackmailed me! I didn't want to do it! Please Nami-chan, you got to believe me!"
"WHY YOU LITTLE!...you know what, I won't kill you."
"...you won't?"
"Yet. Tell me where that crazy bitch lives first and then I'll kill you! She can't just get away with this!"
"I'll tell you, but please just don't kill me!"
"...fine I won't 'kill' you per say, but when you least expect it."
"I guess that will have to do. Um...so yeah, have you ever been a little up north from here? Where all the big houses are?"
"Wait, you mean where all the rich and famous people live?"
"Yep, well she is loaded."
"THAT'S LIKE AN HOUR AWAY FROM HERE!"
"Yeah it is."
"Get your keys and start up the car, you're going to drive me there."
"What?!? But why?"
"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GOT ME INTO THIS MESS! YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU LIVE TOMORROW! OH, SHE'LL SEE! IT'LL BE ME WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH, HAHAHAHA!!!!"
"...Nami-chan???"
"REVENGE WILL BE MINE!"
A/N: ...So what did ya think? Not what you expected huh? I was starting to lose interest in the whole 'island' idea so this is the outcome. Please Review! I spent a lot of time on this and reviews help me to update faster so please! ;A; I'll cry if you don't!