i like threesomes :D
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as soon as we walk into the party
i gulp down some greygoose vodka
nothing better than vodka
strong
strong beer
gets you fucked up faster
and all i want is to get fucked up
im already wobbling
i see bebe
she looks hot
and so does mercedes
i wiggle through a crowd in the hallway to the backroom
where everyone is getting high
cartman stan and kyle are here
along with clyde and craig
"shut the fuckin door" /slam
i fall towards kyle and clyde
and wiggle my way down
i hold kyle and smile at him
"i love you kyle" i kiss him on the cheek
he puts his arm around my back
"i love you too" he rubs my back
i laugh
clyde is making lines
of coke
or meth?
on a compact mirror
he hands it to cartman
"cartman you better not be addicted to that stuff" kyle says
"shut up bitch" he replies
kyle scoffs
"im just worried"
"your fucking skinny cartman were all worried" craig says laughing
everything is a blur
im holding kyle much closer
im making out with his
neck
hes moaning
but he sounds different
why is he in the passenger seat?
and why did he dye his hair
stan
well hes hot too
so im not stopping
were now kissing
sloppily
im laughing into his mouth
sliding down to his neck
laughing
now were both laughing
the door opens and kyles pulling stan out
ill crawl out hands first
grabbing the grass and pulling myself out of the car
kyle is now picking me up
"what are you doing"
"oargh" i feel sick "im ganna throw up"
"kenny! wait till we get inside please!" kyle is pulling me but i dont budge
i barf
so
hard
im pulled to the ground
and i keep throwing up
over
and
over
and
over
i hear stan start throwing up by stans door
i laugh
he laughs
kyle sighs
lifts me up
like a princess
and takes me inside
with stan following
were in the bathroom now
washing up
and before i know it
me and stan are laying in his bed
i cuddle closely to him
and kiss him
he kisses back
kyle crawls onto the bed
breaking our kiss
by laying in between us
"night kole" i slur
giving him a goodnight peck on the cheek
"nighty kyleor" stan gives him a peck on the lips
kyle sighs and rolls onto his stomach
"night"
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dont let the bedbugs bite