Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight it belong to the oh so powerful Stephanie Meyer.

Ok so tonight we are going clubbing and by WE I mean Edward, Me, Emmett, Rose, Ally, Jazz and Tanya. Yeah ever since she found out Edward and I were dating, (Which was Three Months ago) She's been all over him like peanut butter on bread. And every time she comes to the house it seems like she is wearing less and less cloths and its getting uncomfortable and I don't like it at all.

So currently I am in my room with Alice and Rose and …….. You guessed it Tanya why I let her in my house is beyond me but just have to be civil towards her because Carlisle still likes her and I don't know why.

So I am sitting at my desk drawing like the 15th picture of Edward while Alice and Rose are raiding my very huge closet and Tanya was sitting on my couch watching Fairly Odd parents.

The picture I am drawing of Edward now is one with him biting into the neck of a mountain lion. I know it seems crazy but I am so obsessed with him its not even funny!

Why you so obsessed with me? Boy, I

Want to know

Lyin' that you sexin' me when

Everybody knows

It's clear that you upset with me

Finally found a girl that you couldn't

Impress

Last man on earth still couldn't get

This

Speaking of people that are obsessed Mike had to call, "Hello?" I said to the phone.

"Hey Bella! Its me Mike!" yeah I know.

"Yeah, is there something you needed?"

"Um, yeah, uhhhh, I was wondering…"

"Mike I am busy tonight and tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that and a century after that so please leave me alone!" I screamed in the phone and quickly pressed the end button.

I did not mean to be mean but sometimes mike does not know when to stop its like he is a golden retriever. UGH!

I looked at the clock next to my computer closed my drawing pad (That Edward Still hasn't seen, actually no one saw it at all but that besides the point.)

"Alice, Rose, and Tanya it's time to get ready." Alice and Rose had brought some cloths to put on and I do not know what Tanya was going to wear, probably nothing since she's a skank. (Sorry for the bad word.)

So an Hour later we are all ready and I was wearing satin halter tiered dress that was red and my hair was wavy and my makeup was soft and looked very natural, the boys had gone hunting so now they are getting ready too, I hope. Tanya was wearing a dress that she found in my closet it was red and really short it ended on the top of her thigh (Keep in mind Tanya is a couple of inches taller than me.) and it had a rhinestone on the middle of the breast. It looked pretty on her, As much as I hate to admit it, but it looks prettier on me (A/N: Picture on my profile for both Bella and Tanya's dresses.)

Alice was wearing a strapless white knee length dress that was so unlike her but she needed to look older so she had to wear something sexy. (Picture on profile Rosalie's to.)

Rosalie was the most promiscuous out of all of us and that's sooo Rosalie. She was wearing a red dress that reached her thigh and had cuts under the breast a little above her belly button and right under her bellybutton, and yes she is wearing underwear. So we were all just sitting around when we heard the doorbell ring we all run downstairs I open the door and there stands all the boys in the same outfit White dress shirt tucked into their black slack's and black dress shoes with there jackets slung over their shoulders, I know, I know they look too dressed up for clubbing but they still look hot.

"Hey," I say to Edward as he gives me the elevator look, the look when the guy looks up and down the girl, he wrap's his arm around my waist and kisses me really passionately.

"Hey," he says back a little breathless. That's when I remember everyone is still behind us.

"So let's go guys," I say to them, I grab my red clutch and head out the door after Edward.

So now we are in a club the music is blasting and Rosalie and Emmett are already in hot make out session and we got here 15 minutes ago and I drunk 7 shots Vampires might not be able to get drunk but I sure can and to tell you I am way above tipsy, ok I am way over drunk. Ha, ha.

"You know Edward," I said to him my words slurred, and I leaned on him a little, I could feel my eyes turn Blue on blue like those people on Dune and I know if I looked in the mirror right now I would be scared shitless of myself, Also I knew from far away it looked like my eyes glowed in the dark. (Picture of eyes on my profile.)

"Yes, Bella?" He answered.

"You now what a funny word is?"

"No, Bella what?" I laughed a little and hit the table.

"DOODOO!" I screamed out and I swear everybody heard me they just did not pay attention.

"I mean its doo and doo and when it comes together its doodoo!!!!!!!!!" I laughed again really loud.

"Bella, Bella you need to calm down a little," Edward said to me.

"Yeah, and you know what? I want to dance." I said as Turn me on by Kevin Lyttle came on, "It's my favorite song you have to come dance with me Edward!" I pulled him up and brought him to the dance-floor so at the song begin we just started dancing.

Oh yeaa……ah ah ah…….
is ah big dancehall song in know
Madzart alongside Kevin Lyddle
you know how it is,
You Know how we go
you know

Verse 1:
For the longest while we jamming in the Party
And you're wining on me
Pushing everything (I turned my back to him.)
Right back on top of me
(tea ­ hey ­ ai)

Chorus:
Let me hold you
Girl caress my body (At this point his hand went down from my shoulders to my hips.)
You got me going crazy
you turn me on
Turn me on……..

Rap:
The girl ya nah go get way tonight
If she think mad man nah go fight
Me done feed she with popcorn and sprite
Now she whar come fly way like kite
Ooh yea yea
Ooh yea yea
Ooh yea yea yea
Ooh yea yea yea yea yea yea
Yea yea……

Verse 2:
One hand on the ground and
Bumper cock sky high
Wining hard on me
Got the Python
Hollering' for mercy ­ yea hey ­ai
Then I whisper in her ear
So wine harder
And then she said to me
Boy just push that thing (He Pushed me to his chest.)
Push it harder back on me

Chorus:
So let me hold you… (Full out grinding now.)

Bridge:
Hug me, hug me
Kiss me, squeeze me,
Hug me, hug me,
Kiss and caress me

Wowwwww is all I can say. After that we danced to a few other songs then went back to the table.

"I have to pee!!!!!" I screamed. While we were dancing I had a couple of beers did not help the situation at all!

"Ok, let's go Bella I will bring you to the bathroom." Edward said.

While we were walking I bumped into someone. I stopped and looked up at him; he had long black hair and russet skin.

"Hi, I'm so sorry, I'm Jacob." He wasn't cute at all.

"Hi, I'm taken!" I said really perky. I walked away and into the bathroom and a roll of nausea came over me I ran in the stall and felt a pair of cold hands holding my hair back.

"You know Edward in my old school there was this guy named Deshawn and he was really cute and I was really drunk and he wasn't and I was all 'you know we should go, Just go somewhere and start a life together, we should just go to Vegas and live a life together.' And it was really, really funny cause I realized he had a G-friend- '

"Wait a G-friend? What a G-friend?" Edward asked me.

"AG-friend you know girl friend?" I explained.

He looked at me like I was crazy as another roll of nausea came over me and I puked my guts out in the toilet.

Ok so guy sorry that I did not update it was a bad case of writers block and I did not know what to do, And Jacob will not be in my story at all after this so don't count on it I'm sorry Jacob lovers but I hate him so. I am tired right now and I need you guys to review to get me through the day tomorrow please so review and have a good day.