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Chapter 14: Illogical, Impossible

This was illogical, impossible. Sentient robots couldn't have sucked him, and Timmy's parents up, and trapped them a jail cell. Technology just wasn't that advanced.

And that wasn't the only impossible thing. The robots had also sucked up Tootie, who was a fairy, strangely enough.

AJ wondered why there wasn't any rhyme or reason to what illogical, impossible things existed. Like, only having evil, sentient machinery, or only having creatures from a certain culture's mythology. What would there be next, genies?

He didn't see any, though who knew? He had just learned that the world was amazingly illogical, so maybe they didn't exist. Maybe.

He decided that he wanted to know about fairies, and the sentient robots, so he could understand what they were, why existed along aside each, and understand how the world actually worked, since science apparently wasn't 100% true.

"Tootie, you're a fairy?"

"Yes," replied Tootie.

Tootie knew that lying to AJ about that would be useless, since she was obviously flying, and obviously was holding a wand.

"Fairies exist?" questioned Timmy's mom.

"Once again, yes," replied Tootie with a resigned groan.

"Could you magically transport us out of this jail cell?" asked AJ.

"I doubt it," replied Tootie. "Since they trapped me in here, knowing that I was a fairy, magic is probably ineffective against this cell."

AJ was shocked that something as inherently illogical as a fairy could use human logic. He had thought that their illogical powers would cause them not use logic, since they could subvert it at will. Apparently, fairies could, and did use logic.

"Where's Timmy?" asked Tootie, sounding concerned.

Apparently, fairies had human emotions, like love and concern.

AJ internally kicked himself. She was Tootie, not a lab subject. Of course, she had human emotions. She was Tootie, the girl that always tried to win Timmy's heart, and had got it recently. Saying that she didn't have human emotions would be like saying that the grass was blue, and the sky was green.

"I haven't seen him lately," replied AJ. "In fact, for a while, I couldn't remember him."

"Oh," replied Tootie, sounding even more concerned.

"What? Do you think Timmy's in trouble?"

"Yes," replied Tootie. "Precisely."

"Is there anything we can do to save him?"

"We'll have to escape first," replied Tootie. "However, I have no clue if escape is possible."

Timmy's parents did an obvious display of fear. AJ agreed with them.

They were trapped in a dark jail cell, by sentient robots. Who wouldn't be frightened?