Sorry I haven't had time to update this! But I finally think I found enough songs and all that. Oh yes, songs from last chapter (In no particular order):

Fabulous-High School Musical

Shoes-Kelly

Suddenly I See-KD Turnstall

Barbie Girl-Aqua

Fences-Paramore

Material Girl-Madonna

Okay, here's the next chapter! Songs at the bottom. And I'll probably just skip to the choruses or the parts that relate to the characters to save time and confusion :D

Chapter 2--The Confederate

"You know what Emmett? I don't think I really want a CD," Jasper said.

"Oh, I think you do," Emmett said certainly.

"No. I don't," Jasper said surely.

"I even made it gray for the Confederates! Yes want one."

"No I don't."

"Yes. You-"

"-Will you just hit play already?!" Alice exclaimed irritably.

"Well fine then Miss Saucy Pants," Emmett muttered before pushing play.

"Pain. Without love. Pain. I can't get enough. Pain. I like it rough; cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all. You're sick of feeling numb. You're not the only one. I'll take you by the hand and I'll show you a world you can understand. This life is filled with hurt when happiness doesn't work."

Emmett turned the song off there and looked around the room with a satisfied smirk as everyone pursed their lips and tried not to laugh…except Jasper and Charlie. "I don't get it," Charlie said finally.

"Dad…you don't want to," Bella said as she and the rest of the room tried not to laugh.

"I hate you," Jasper said with finality as he glared at his brother.

"I'm sensing some hostility there Jazzy boy-am I right? Is that what you're feeling? Hostile? Because, you know, I'm not the one to ask," Emmett said.

"Just change the song Emmett," Alice said, rolling her eyes.

"Fine, fine. I thought out all people you would've been the one to understand that last song choice," he said, glancing at Jasper quickly before playing the next song.

"Soulja Boy up in the ho. Watch me lean and watch me roll. Watch me crank that Soulja Boy and superman that ho-"

"-Emmett," Jasper warned as he glared at him and everyone else laughed-except Charlie. He still had no idea what they were talking about.

"Oh come on. Everyone thinks it's funny other than you-even Alice does," Emmett said.

Jasper looked down at Alice as she giggled. "I'm sorry Jasper. But you have to admit-"

"-Next. Song," Jasper said slowly.

"Okay, okay. Take some Midol, will ya?," Emmett said, pressing play. "This one's mostly for Alice anyway," Emmett said before the music started.

"Now she's come'n home to visit hold'n the hand of a wild eyed boy with a farmer's tan. And she's riding in the middle of his pick up truck. Blaring Charlie Daniels yelling turn it up. They raised her as a lady but there's one thing they couldn't avoid…ladies love country boys."

"See now, you can't really complain about that one," Emmett said as everyone laughed and Alice smiled widely at Jasper who was chuckling.

"I guess that one is somewhat appropriate," he said as he and Alice intertwined their fingers.

"What's the next song?" Bella asked curiously.

"Well, this one is also for Alice," he said with a sly smirk.

"Cause I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city. And I make a lot of noise, cause the girls they are so pretty. Riding up and down Broadway in my old stud Leroy's. and the girls say; save a horse, ride a cowboy! Everybody says; save a horse, ride a cowboy!"

"Emmett," Edward said as he rolled his eyes and Emmett started laughing hysterically at his musical innuendo.

"Okay, so that's not everyone's taste-I understand. Let's give the next one a go," he said.

"And it's 1, 2, 3 what are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn. Next stop is Vietnam. And it's 4, 5, 6 open up the pearly gates. And there ain't no time to wonder why-whoopee! We're all gonna die!"

"Not funny Emmett," Carlisle said disapprovingly as he and a few of the other Cullen's tried not to laugh. "Those wars were very serious."

"I'm just trying to lighten everyone up," Emmett said innocently.

"It's alright Emmett, keep going," Esme said, giving in to Emmett's pout and believing that her son was doing this for the good of all of them. Oh how wrong she was.

"You make me feel…so emotional-"

"-Turn that one off now," Jasper seethed immediately while everyone burst out laughing.

"What? You don't like Christina Aguilera?" Emmett asked innocently as Jasper continued to silently glare at him. "Fine, I'll put on the next song."

"Can you feel the love tonight. Just like-"

"-Emmett," Jasper said through gritted teeth. "I will kill you," he said certainly.

"Jeez. First Christina and now Disney? What's up with him?" Emmett muttered to himself. If he can't appreciate musical genius then I don't know why I'm doing this, Emmett thought.

"Here's a little song I wrote. Might want to sing it note for note. Don't worry. Be happy. Don't worry, be happy now. Woohoo woohoo woo-"

"Turn. It. Off.," Jasper seethed as the room erupted with laughter.

"Okay, calm down Jazzy. I swear you're more hormonal than a pregnant woman," Emmett muttered as Jasper continued to glare.

"One more song Emmett," Carlisle said, sensing his son's breaking point wasn't too far away.

"Alright, there's only one left anyway," Emmett said easily. "And this one pertains to Jasper and Bella-you'll get what I mean when you hear it," he told everyone before pressing play.

"Everyone makes mistakes…Everyone has those days."

"Emmett," Edward said calmly. "Run."

Emmett's eyes quickly darted from Edward to Jasper before he ran out the back door.

"Emmett, get back here!" Jasper called as he bolted after him. "I'm only going to make it more painful if you keep running!"

And there you go. Theme songs for Jasper. The last one, if you didn't get it, was for Jasper at Bella's B-Day party. Whoopsie. Anyway, REVIEW! Up next…Carlisle. MWAHAHAHA!

Songs from this chapter:

Pain-Three Days Grace

Crank That-Soulja Boy

Ladies Love Country Boys-Trace Adkins

Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy-Big And Rich

I Feel Like I'm Fix'n To Die-The Killers

So Emotional-Christina Aguilera

Can You Feel The Love Tonight-Disney's The Lion King

Don't Worry, Be Happy-Bobby McFerrin

Everybody Makes Mistakes-Hannah Montana

If you want to hear any of these songs go to: Play list (dot) com

Sorry, I had to make the web address look weird so it would work when I put this up on fanfic. So go check out the songs!! It's free!