So this is the second chapter my friends and I wrote…U know who u are ; ) …. Hope u like it... As I said… we have no clue where this is going.. It's just plain Humour! Disclaimer: I don't own this

Kakashi: I Just Love you Kabuto, the amount I save on birthday presents for you, by the end of your lifetime, I'll be a Millionaire… although, if I keep designating Sakura, I'll be broke by the end of the week.

Kabuto: Speaking of Sakura…. Oh, there's Aidou!

Aidou: *Pretends not to notice them and walks away *

Kha and Kab: * LINES *

Kakashi: It can't be, he's not avoiding us, is he?

Kabuto: No way, he just didn't see us, yeah that's why.

Kakashi: Well, if that's the case, he's been NOT SEEING us a lot lately… maybe he needs glasses.

Kabuto: Maybe I can lend him mine… Anyway, we'll see him in class.

*IN CLASS*

* Everyone talking, Kakashi and Kabuto are waiting for Aidou to come- class starts, NO AIDOU *

Kakashi: Where is he? Did he ditch!

Kabuto: No way, he didn't invite me! We're supposed to ditch TOGETHER, see ya Kakashi!

Kiba: I'm going too!

Kakashi: Uh…Hey wait up! * gets up to leave*

* Teacher enters classroom*

Kakashi: * Exasperated* some friends! Kabuto's always running away from me.

* After class*

Kakashi: Forget them, I'll just go make myself at home at the host club instead… with Rin today for a change… I'm a little tired of Sakura right now * enters the host club, sees Aidou with Hana* Hey Aidou, this is where you've been all period??

Aidou: * Hurries away*

Kakashi: He's gotta get those glasses!

* Everyone looks at Kakashi Evilly*

Rin: So, you're here, welcome. So, who do you want today?

Kakashi: * Closes book* you, of course!

Rin: * Smiles brilliantly, bats eyelashes* Kashi-chan, can you do me a favour first?

Kakashi: It'll be my pleasure.

Rin: * Pulls out a long list of chores* This is what I want you to do.

Kakashi: * Jaw drops, sweat drop*

Sakura: Oh, here are my 5 lists as well.

* Everyone gives Kakashi a list*

Kakashi: All of this?! What am I?!

Rin: Oh, come on, can't you do this small little favour for us? * Puppy dog eyes*

Kakashi: * Falls victim to puppy dog eyes, smiles* Sure.

Rin: By the way, when you come back, I have something for you * holds up Nigel R Khan bag*

Kakashi: * Eyes open wide, hands shake* I luv the host club! They always do things to make sure their customers are happy. * Skips out the doorway *

Sakura: They THINK we exist for THEIR happiness…

Hana: … But THEY exist for OUR Happiness.

Rin: Actually, they KNOW our happiness is their happiness.

* One hour later*

Rin: Aah it's a big bag monster coming to attack us!

* Kakashi emerges from amidst the bags, drops to the floor*

Kakashi: Water…please…thirsty.

Ino: * Gives him a bottle of water*

Kakashi; I'm exhausted, drop dead tired.

Rin: I can point you to my bed!

Sakura: * Clenches fist, glares at Rin with pure venom*

Rin: What? I'm just trying to be helpful.

* Suddenly the door opens, Kabuto and Kiba enter, Kakashi suddenly regains energy*

Kiba: Hey Kakashi, you've been here with the entire host club at your disposal… NO FAIR!

Kakashi: That's what you get for ditching me * grins*

Kabuto: Huh, you've had them ALL to yourself.

Sakura: * Wickedly grins* So, Kakashi, did u bought that dress for Hana?

Kakashi: Huh * thinks, "Sakura, you're so mean!"* Yeah I did.

Sakura: The Lavender one?

Kakashia: * Alert* No, I bought Periwinkle! OMG what a terrible mistake! I'm so sorry * grovels at their feet*

Kiba: What's Lavender and Periwinkle, girls from Harry Potter?

Kabuto: I THINK there colours.

* Rin and Sakura giggles*

Ino: What's with you guys?

Rin: * Smiles* Well… we thought since Kakashi worked so hard…

Sakura: … We'd give him a reward.

Kakashi: Oh yeah, the book.

Kiba: Forget the book… hello, we're customers.

Hana: Hello * mocks him* It's a day off!

Kabuto: So why's Kakashi here?!

Rin and Sakura: He's a special customer.

Ino: * Throws them out*

Temari: * Clueless* So what's the reward?

Rin: * Turns Kakashi to face her* how about a kiss…

Sakura: … Without your mask.

Ino: From each of us * grins*

Kakashi: * Falls off chair* Really! * thinks for a little while* That wouldn't be fair, it's your day off!

Rin: Ooh, you're so thoughtful, you really deserve that kiss, at least one… from ME.

Sakura: * Pulls Rin aside* I thought we were ALL going to kiss him?

Rin: I thought we're just supposed to do WHATEVER it takes to get him to take it off.

Yoruichi: * Suddenly looks interested* WHAT did you just say, who take what off? WHATEVER IT TAKES. Whee!

Hana: Don't get so excited, they're talking about getting Kakashi to take his mask off you PERVERT.

Yoruichi: * Bored* Oh, that's what you idiots are trying to do, I'm not really interested in seeing his face but I'm bored so I'll help you.

Hana; Well, I might as well join too.

Rin: So lets start MISSION GET KAKASHI TO TAKE HIS MASK OFF.

Hana: What a stupid name! Let's start MISSION AKAKU!

Rin and Skaura: No! How about MISSION AOI!

Rin: That's that MISSION AOI. I say so, no questions, deal with it * glares at everyone*

Temari: Why oppose her, she's so annoyingly stubborn.

Ino: What's Mission Aoi again? * Clueless*

Rin and Sakura: * Hit her with two dictionaries*

Ino: Ouch! What did I do * rubs head*

Everyone: * Sweat drop, lines*

Rin: Sakura, you take him from the back and I'll ambush him from the front. This is SERIOUS!

Sakura: Got it, so let's go over the strategy one more time.

* Sakura mashes up floor*

* Kakashi jumps to avoid becoming Kakashicake*

* Rin grabs him from behind and tickles him*

* Kakashi escapes, gasping for breath, disappears*

* Kakasi is hiding behind 144 inch TV, is an idiot, pulls out book Rin gave him and starts to read, thinks, " that was a close one" is distracted by book, " Ooh that's a new one, better take note." *

* All the girls are confused wondering where he has disappeared to*

Rin: Oh poo, we were having so much fun.

Sakura: Then he had to leave * sighs and pouts*

Hana: Well better luck next time… let's close up…

Everyone: Yea, sure.

* Everyone exits the room and Kakashi is left behind unaware of what is happening around him, still reading the book*

* One hour later*

Kakashi: * Closes book* Ah...That was a good one...so much drama…* sighs* Well then.. I should go home now * looks up and notices the room is empty and somewhat dark* Ammm…girls???

* On the outside... a scream is heard , " Anyone, help?!." *

So, here is the end of this chapter… did you all liked it? I hope so… feel free to Review it.. Ro, Bhav, this is for you guys! Mwah!