So pplz..This is the third chapter..sorry it took so long..my frens and I had a lot of catching up to do..so..first day of skool..we decided to write this chapter..i know! We hav nutting good to do!lol.. We were bored..so yeah..here it is..

The monday after Kakashi was locked in the host club's room over the weekend:

Kakashi: * Groans in agony, stomach grumbles, back on the floor* I need food…You'd think a club like this will have food but damn…these girls don't eat at all! * Around him, two packets of empty granola bars lies on the floor*

*Jingling of keys and opening of a door is heard, all the girls of the host club enters and spots Kakashi on the floor*

Rin: Hi there! How did you get in?!* gasps* you became a stalker now?!

Kakashi: * stutters and is on the brink of a blackout * Food...now…

Sakura: Rin, your such an idiot… isn't it a bit obvious that he was here over the weekend...hn...must've got locked in.

Hana: HAha! Well that's pretty stupid…considering he's the oh so great Hatake Kakashi! You'd think he's so great that he might actually find a way out of here… I guess he was just a hopeless case.

Rin: Awww…Hana! Don't say that! You poor thing… let me help you up…but first…

Everyone: Let's have a look under that mask! * Grins evilly*

Kakashi: * Eyes open wide, suddenly regains energy* No thanks! I'm good! Thanks for opening the door for me! * Runs away in a flash*

Yoruichi: There he goes again.

Temari: He sure has a lot of energy for someone who hasn't had food in a while.

Rin:* Pouts and whine*Mannnn! I thought we could have at least gotten a peek!

Sakura: Oh well… this sure is a never ending mission. Let's get to work gals.

*Two hours later*

Temari: *sighs*Where's Ino??

Sakura: That little piggy went to market

Rin and Hana: * Both are singing 99 red balloons and are pretty off…well no....very off*

Yoruichi: What the hell's wrong with you two?

Rin: Aaaah, I blew up the TV!

Hana: You idiot, how the hell did you do that?! I thought only I was capable of that?

Rin: Who cares now, the point is, it happened and now there's a fire and its spreading!

Sakura: * Lazily turns page of her book* Your singing probably caused it.

Rin and Hana: Somebody help us!

Yoruichi: * Yawns* I'm going home.

Sakura: Bye

Rin: See ya

Hana: Talk to you later!

* Everyone forgets about the fire*

Rin: Is it me or is it hot in here?

Hana: You're on fire, and I didn't do it!

Rin: Aaaahhhhh! * runs around helplessly, thinks,' what was it again??...hmm...is it drop and drool? Or was it run and wiggle your toes? That doesn't make sense!' Alert! 'What the hell?! I'm on fire Idiot! No time to think!'

Temari: You idiots, I'll show you how it's done * pulls out fan and does her magic*

Rin: Aaaah, It's getting bigger, it's following me, stalker.

Sakura: * Is still reading book* Correction, hot stalker.

Rin and Temari: Shikamaru, really, where?

Sakura: * Goes into GIBBS mode: Taps them with the book*

Hana: You're all idiots * points to Temari* and you're the biggest one!

Sakura: * Talks to herself* You'd figure someone would call the fire fighters by now * sighs*

Temari: * Watches Rin* at least I turn the temperature hotter

Rin: And I'm burning up, burning up for Shika baby.

Temari: * Death glare, lunges at Rin*

- At the Market-

Ino: I paid you with a $100 so my change is…..* Counts using fingers*

Market Vendor: Try $3?

Ino: Let me just check that * Pulls out calculator*

MV: * Sweat drop*

Ino: So let's see…carry that one there…wait…no…that's not it…hmmm…I don't get it!

MV: * Grabs calculator from Ino* This is how it's done… 100 minus 97 equals three dollars * smiles at Ino* There you go.

Ino: Thank you! * skips away happily*

Rin: Temari, it's done like this, to out a fire, you use WATER * Pours something on fire*

Rin: Aaah! Temari, what did you do, you made the fire bigger. AGAIN!

Everyone: {…….}

Sakura: You idiot, that's not water, it's SAKE!

Rin: So, I just used what I was holding!

Ino: * Reaches host club* I'm home! * Knocks, door falls down* * Sees room and thinks, "Why is it black? I don't remember us having the host club repainted?" A Smokey scent lingers in the air. " Wow… I guess I must be in the wrong place…hmmm…where's that map Yoruichi gave me?

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Ino: What's going on here, do you know how much money this'll cause to fix?! So, which one of you'll be working overtime * Glares at them (Eyes of the pig, the scarrrryyy pig)*

Rin and Temari: She did it * point at each other*

Rin: Come on Temari, we have witnesses, right guys * Puppy dog eyes*

Sakura: Actually, according to the Sake bottle * Points to label that reads, "Rin's Sake."* The blame points at you.

Rin: * Gasp* Hana framed me! If it was me, I'd written my whole name.

Hana: Actually, your sharpie marker ran out, yeah I was there when you wrote it.

Ino: * Open her eyes wide* Sake, why were you holding SAKE?

Rin: Oh, I was just holding it for a friend * smiles*

Hana: We all know Rin has one friend, herself.

Ino: So, are you ready to hear your punishment? * Evil grin*

Rin: * Innocent eyes, halo* Punishment? What for?

Ino: I can see the horns holding up that halo. Anyways, back to your punishment. * Drum roll*

Rin: Hana, this is bad enough already. So can you PLEEEZ stop that annoying sound.

Hana: * Stops drum roll*

Ino: * Rolls eyes* People! Punishment! Rin, you aren't allowed to see Shikamaru for a month!

Rin: * Pouts* but there's still work!

Ino: Under ANY circumstances.

Temari: * Happy dance*

Rin: * Grabs her by her collar* Let's just wait and see what punishment YOU get.

Sakura: Um actually Rin, that was your fault too!

Rin: What?!

Sakura: Yeah, you did and I quote, "Aaah I blew up the tv!" * High pitched squeaky voice*

Rin: I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT! I said it like this, "Aaah I blew up the tv!"

Ino: So, you admit it.

Rin: Uh oh * hides behind Hana* * points at her and whispers, "She did it, I was framed."*

Ino: Yeah you're always framed, moving on, your punishment for this will be…hmmm lemme think of something good * DING!* Oh, I know, you will become the host club's slave until you can pay off your debt!

Rin: * Becomes pale. Sulks in a corner- Tamaki style; P *

Hana: * Points at Ro* Baka! Your hair's on fire!

Rin: * Doesn't realize it's her* "Ha ha, what idiot got their hair caught on fire?"

Everyone: * Points at Rin* "That idiot"

Rin: Whaaat?!?! * Opens eyes wide* Hana put it out!

Sakura: * Hands her a bottle of Sake*

Rin: No, water, agua, mizu, l'eu!

Ino: Actually someone replaced all our water with Sake. Hmmm I wonder who did that? * Walks off*

Rin: * Screaming* Hana, help me!!

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