Author's note:

This is a story to any person that has ever been dumped because of some superficial reason.

The killer will not be revealed till the ending.

I will be refering to other stories if the people don't mind

Skippy, my OC, will be featured largely in the rest of this story

Enjoy chapter Three; Reggae Mortis

The Body wasn't even seen dragged through the police station. Sniffles just plainly ignored that fact, along with the rest of the police force besides Skippy. Nutty was left alone at the police station. Skippy bounds up to Nutty, "So my spastic friend, why are you so..., um sad, depressed, glum, despondent, in a state of emotional decay? Decay is a funny word. Erection, balls, dikdik, cockfighting, hilf mir, benzin, genocide and antidisestablishmentarianism are really really funny words. Antidisestablishmentarianism is actually an idea against the scottish protestant Christian's right of land which the English Catholics thought belonged to them in the 1800's. In the 1800's this dude named 'Elephant man had a hand on his booby, I can't believe men are able to have boobies. Man boobies maybe caused by pesticides that make men produce female organs, if you know what I mean. In fact if a man could in theory develop female parts, He might be able to fu..."

Nutty, even as a hyperactive, relatively tolerant, squirrel, dropicked him. "Fucking leave me alone! I'm goin' to see where Russell's carcass is!"

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Flippy and Flaky are just leaving the resturant. "Thank you for the dinner, Flippy."

"Well, Its ok. Either way, I put it on DB's account So um, would you like it for me to drop you off at your house or..." A fluffy li'l shit hits him on the head. "Ouch! what was Tha...Skippy! What the hell are you doing!?"

"Um well, you killed Disco Bear and used him to beat Russell to death, and Nutty said you stole Russell's body to raped it in your sleep, and I broke dance infront of a bunch of gay forest animals, but then I needed to pee, pee is actually mostly water and..."

Flaky looked at him quizzically, "What did you say? Slow it down and don't foam from your mouth."

Skippy's pupils dialated, and he points to Flippy and stares. "You killed Disco Bear and Russell, then stole and raped their bodies, you perverted necrophiliac." Flippy just stood, pondering what Skippy had just said.

"I have an alibi. So that isn't true. And either way, why would even My other side commit such atrocities?!''

"...Do you think Gene Siskel is in hell?"

"That Decides it, Flaky, tommorow we get Toothy to neuter him." Skippy covers his torso with his tail. When They reach Flippy's house, Nutty was flailing his arms around, screaming, 'Curse of Reggae Mortis is a reality!'

"Nutty! What is wrong!?" Flippy asks.

"Look in your house!" Nutty yells

There, strung from a ceiling lamp, Handy, with Russell's disembodied arms attached at the nub, wriggling and twitching, with Flippy's knife jammed into his stomach.

Skippy is the most annoying little vermin you'll ever see, if you hadn't figured it out already.

and he is also very smart.

Ok so...

R&R

don't flame

onto the next chapter; Alibi termination

OK? ok!

:^)