Author's note:

I am on a comic writing spree (Which I love since I feel a bit more perkd up) and will be spending less time on Fanfiction

Skippy, my OC, will be featured largely in the rest of this story

Enjoy chapter five; Allur Mortis

Flaky looked up at the tree house as Nutty scurries up the tree. It was burnt, smelled like blood, urine, and condoms, and was stained with blood and lighter fluid. It creaked when Nutty climbed in the window. "Come on Flaky! Ticks don't bit... wait, um, just come on!"

Flaky just took precautious steps toward the death trap."Nutty, I know dying isn't a big problem in your life, but with the necrophiliac runnig around, dying is not an option right now."

"Lighten up! Its like Voltaire says 'While you listen to my songs in German, I'm back at your place fucking your girlfriend'. While we argue, that sadist sex obbsessed murderer is killing every body. Ya get the drift?"

"Yeah, but we need to make a plan before we act." she replied stubbornly. Skippy popped out from nowhere and landed on Nutty's head.

"I've figured something out! All the victims had lost their virginity! Russell, as a pirate, you know how people say pirates are gay... with Mime... Disco Bear, because he's just an out right pervert. Handy because he had a wife before Flaky got here, although by many religions that isn't considered a sin. Thats the only thing that stumped me. Other than Petunia, whos to damn neat to even think of blood, who has Handy offended? But, thats for a later conversation. Who else do we know lost virginity?" Skippy huffed. Flaky and Skippy look over at Nutty, who then precedes to blush.

Nutty diverts immediately, " Me, Pop, Toothy, Cuddles, Petunia, Giggles, and Mime. "

"Now We must warn and protect the those people." Flaky says sheepishly.

"What people?" asks a voice from behind Flaky.

"Um, the soon to be victims of that psycho killer." Nutty responded quickly.

"Flaky, your boyfriend is amazing. He can slaughter and rape innocent perverts and Handy, without leaving his jail cell." she grins slyly.

"He didn't do that..." Flaky shouts. Nutty puts his paw over Flaky's mouth and the other on Petunia's shoulder.

"Petunia, we're here to warn you about Flippy's maniacle rage. Now stay inside, and board your windows, and..." Nutty croaked sarcasstically. Petunia was only paying attention to the unidentifiable shit residue on Nutty's hand. Her eyes widened.

"OMFG!" she shreiks as she runs away. Nutty runs his fingers through his hair, trying to look cool, turns, suavely points at Flaky and Skippy, and says

"One down, Five to Go!"

I know you people will Flame me for talking/writing about sexuality openly. Well please dont

and Kosaru, I know Psycho Virginity Avenger is your kinda guy, but I would rather not here about your rant about virginity, but if you must I'm ok with it.

I am that kinda weirdo that is perfectly ok openly talking about sexuality in public. I'm alright if you offend that veiw.

I'm going through mental breakdown and I just don't want to hear that I've got issues

No shit

just please don't reveiw about th open sexuality thing

sorry for being a dickhead, ok?

Ok so...

R&R

don't flame

onto the next chapter; Figure Mortae

OK? ok!

:^)