Author's note:

I have renamed it, because I have a comic that has the exact same premise and now the same name

sorry I love reading and writing comics!

All my fiction sometimes leaks into fanfiction

Skippy, my OC, will be featured largely in the rest of this story

Enjoy chapter six; Figure Mortae

Mime was throwing stones across the pond when 'The Defective Detectives' came there. Skippy leapt on his back, "Stop motherfucker! Where were you on the day of TODAY!?" Mime leapt in to the air and dropped the rock on Nutty's foot. Readying to punch him across the face, Flaky grabs his arm. Nutty attempts to calm down.

"We're here to warn you of a psycho killer!"

Mime smiles and spells out with his hands, 'F-L-I-P-P-Y-?'

Skippy shakes his head. "So, are you here for Russell?"

'Y-E-S, A-L-S-O B-U-B-B-L-E-S' Mime points at bubbles rising from the lake.

"Very odd." Flaky points out.

__________________________________________________-Later-___________________________________________________________

"Giggles, Toothy, Petunia, Mime and Splendid. Cuddles is the last one. I have the strangest feeling Cuddles is gay, I respect him for it but he dates Giggles so he'd be Bisexual! Or atleast a 1-5 on the Kinsey scale, which means he's totally bisexual. Did you know 1 in 5 animals on earth are bisexual? Da Vinci was..." Nutty picks Skippy up and jam him in his pocket. Cuddles was skateboarding on the monorail line.

"Cuddles! What are you doing up there!" Flaky yells.

"Well, there's a flight of stairs near Lumpy's Traile..." Cuddles hollered down

"No I mean when the hell'd we get a monorail! Just get down before you die!" Flaky yells. Cuddles stops and as sullenly as a rebellious teenager is to his parents, gets off the monorail track.

"You aren't my mother..." Nutty picks up Cuddles and shakes him violently.

"GOD DAMNIT! DON"T FUCKING DIE ANY MORE!" Cuddles lands with a thud. Almost like a kid after seeing Ed Gein, Cuddles runs like hell back home.

" Damn your ignorant, aren't you." Skippy mumbles.

____________________________________________-Later-__________________________________________________________________

10:50 - Petunia's room

"Petunia, I think you shouldn't have the slumber party for now." Giggles croaked worriedly.

"Its just a psycho-killer, Flippy's killed us many times before!" Cuddles joked.

" You don't know how hard blood is to get out of fabrics like linen!" Petunia squealed.

"Maybe the radio will calm the mood." Cuddles turned the dial.

'What if I were to cut you up,

and mail each part to a different town.

It would take the most brilliant private eye,

the rest of his life just to put you together,

Moscow to Tokyo,

Why all the horror!'

*BUZZ!*

'As this discussion on sadomasichism closes,

We give you the simplified version;

You beat me ,

I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU TO GET HORNY'

*BUZZ*

'Hilf Mir!

das Feure leibt meich

Hilf Mir!

das Feure leibt meich nicht!'

Cuddles looks around the room at Petunia, who is sweating nervously, and Giggles was on the verge of sobbing. Cuddles went up and hugged Giggles and calmly patted her on the back, " Those songs mean absolutely nothing."

10:56

Petunia's kitchen stove ignited a 2-block explosion

Ok so...

R&R

don't flame

I don't own the lyrics the songs 'Ex Lover's Lover' by Voltaire or 'Hilf Mir' by Rammstein

(It says 'Help Me, The fire loves me, Help me, the fire loves me not')

and the Sadomasichist conversation was a joke I made up. Sorry to any real sadomasichists that find this offensive

onto the next chapter; Post Ignition

OK? ok!

:^)