Thanks a lot for the suggestions! I will use them! Thanks. and School starts on Wendsday. So upset. Ah well. Here is Haru, for those who have been waiting!
"Not to sound rude or anything, Haru, but why are you here?" Shigure asked.
"I came to visit Yuki. Thought he could use some company." Haru said calmly.
"Well, we've had lots of visits." Tohru said. "Hatori has been coming by often. Ayame too. He even brought us a cake."
"Oh, that was so good." Yuki said turning red. His eyes glazed over as he thought about that delicious cake. He wished for another bite. What could he do though?
Shigure nodded. "Ok. And once again I don't mean to sound rude..." Shigure lifted a hyper little boy up by the collar. "Why is Momiji here?"
Momiji flashed a huge smile. Shigure started to wonder. He had the potential to be like Ayame. Another Ayame...even Shigure couldn't handle that. He set the boy back on the ground. In an instant the bunny was next to Haru and Yuki. Haru put a hand on his head.
"I took him off of Hatori's hands. He was busy so I decided to be nice. I couldn't leave Momiji though, so I brought him with me." Haru answered.
"Don't worry. I'll behave. I'll just play with Tohru. Come on, Tohru! It'll be fun!" Momiji grabbed Tohru by the hand and started to drag her away. Kyo who was sitting on the couch, noticed this. He got up and hit poor Momiji on the head. Of course, without fail, Momiji had started to cry.
"Don't bother her!" Kyo yelled. "She doesn't want to play your kiddy games." Tohru shook her head. "No, no! It's ok! Really, it is! I don't mind!"
That made Momiji perk up again. "Ok! Come on, Tohru, let's play outside!" Momiji started to run towards the door. Haru, who was responsible for the boy, started to run after him. "Come back!" he yelled. Tohru had started running at the exact same time. As a result, they collided and Haru was now a big cow.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Tohru yelled.
"Don't worry about it." Haru said dully.
Shigure started to laugh. He couldn't help it. He loved when Haru changed. It was so funny to see him as a cow. Then he was struck with a brilliant idea. Could he pull it off? It would be so worth it. Shigure turned the thought over and over again in his mind. Haru would get mad...oh, but it would be worth it! He grabbed one of his books off the shelf and sat in front of the cow. "Yuki, would you bring Momiji here?" Yuki nodded and left. "I'll read you a little story while your a cow. You never have read any of my books anyway. Now's your chance." Little did he know that Haru had read some of his books.
Haru gave a sigh. He didn't care. He would play Shigure's game. Shigure started to read out loud. Kyo just sat in the corner but Tohru listened intently. Shigure was sure to use the most dull and boring voice ever. His plan was already working. In no time Haru had fallen asleep. Lucky for Shigure, it was just as Yuki was returning with Momiji. Shigure motioned for Kyo to come to him. The cat rolled his eyes, but did so.
"Haru is asleep." Shigure said.
"He is? But he's still standing." Kyo said.
Shigure nodded. "Cows sleep on their feet. And as result it's fun to..." Shigure whispered the last part in Kyo's ear. Kyo smirked. Now, that would be funny. But why did he have to do it? He certainly wasn't going to try it alone. He grabbed Momiji and whispered in his ear.
"Momiji, have you ever went cow tipping before?"
"What's that?" Momiji asked. Kyo explained it to him and Momiji giggled. That sounded fun. Momiji and Kyo began to tip toe towards the still sleeping cow.
"What are you two doing?" Yuki asked.
They didn't answer. They were close enough to Haru now. "Ready, Momiji?" Kyo asked. Momiji nodded. "One, two, three!" Both boys pushed with all their might and Haru went falling over. He gave a loud moo as he hit the ground. Shigure was laughing his head off along with Kyo and Momiji.
"That was great!" Shigure said gasping for air.
Haru sat up. "What did you do that for?" he screamed.
"Don't be mad at us! It was Shigure's idea!" Kyo said through his laughter. Shigure shook his hands in the air. Even though Haru was a cow, he could still glare.
"It was just a thought! Kyo and Momiji did it! But oh gosh, it was worth it! I'm sorry, but it was so worth it!" Shigure fell off the couch laughing. The three men grabbed onto each other and just kept laughing. Haru was patient though. A few minutes later he had turned back into a human. He calmly put his clothes back on and walked to the three laughing men. They stopped laughing as he cracked his knuckles. "Revenge is sweet."
Shigure thought for a moment. 'Maybe it wasn't worth it...'
And that's Haru. It doesn't have much to do with an actual cow but...tipping has to do with cows. Review!