Another Chapter of Ich hasse sie, mein liebe.
Nutty solves the case, uncovering the most disturbing secret of the story.
The last chapter.
I'm sad to make this, but everything must end.
Enjoy the last chapter;
Nutty puts on his tuxedo. He doesn't wear anything this formal, the reason being his food often ended up on his face or chest, but his best friend's funeral was important. He didn't know the exact reason, but Tree friends had to be buried if dead for more than a day. Thereafter, they had to be kept there for more than a day. It was stupid, but it was Happy Tree Town. Death is to busy fucking around with the rest of the world to care about Happy Tree Town.
The police department was coming, along with the victim's loved ones. So was the killer. He knew, whether he/she was a loved one or just seeing his/her handy work, they'd come to the funeral. Although when Sniffles and The Mole were done with the autopsy, the killer wouldn't recognize their face. They were on the verge of the answer, although Nutty had known for at least a day.
The car ride to the graveyard was silent. Nutty had carpooled with Flaky and Mime. Mime sat in the back next to him. But he didn't seem as 'clowny' as usual. If anything, he seemed dying to join Russell in the hole. Flaky wasn't the nervous driver as usual. If you weren't fast enough, she sped past you. The stark silence had began droning on in his head, steadily frowing louder and louder. Finally, after the sound had become defeaning, the car pulled up to the rusted old gates.
The atmosphere at the funeral was no better. Tears soaked the ground they walked on. The mutilated bodies were on display, displaying the killer's horrid tactics. Most were bloated, tounges bulging from their mouths, eyes disorbited, stomachs distended, with massive wounds. Out of the mourning, Giggles seemed the least depressed. Nutty leaned towards Toothy. "Arrest Giggles. Now."
Toothy turned to face Nutty. "But Giggles is innocent until proven guilty! Besides, when has she ever killed someone!?" he whispers.
"When has Good Flippy killed anyone?" Nutty responds. Toothy nods. Indignant, he stamps his foot into the soft soil, and storms over to Giggles. Toothy cuffs her, and Nutty gives the usual. "Giggles you are under arrest for suspicion of homoicide and Child molestation. You have a right to an eterny..." Giggles struggles against her chains, shaking her arms, hoping the cuffs will slide off.
"You can't do this to me! I'm innocent!" she stammers. The mourners turn briefly to get a glimpse of the struggle. Then the quickly return to staring at the deceased. Toothy escorts Giggles to the car. Nutty smiles arrogantly, walking off to the car.
At the police station, Giggles raps her fingers against the desk, glancing around anxiously. "You three can't spell 'justice' let alone bring it! I'm innocent!" Toothy and Flaky stare at the door to interrogation with anticipation, from the other side of the two-wayed mirror. Nutty walks in, and clear as day says;
"You're free to go. Sorry for any inconvenience."
Giggles stands up and exits. Toothy and Flaky stare at Nutty in shock. In the hallway, they begin to pester Nutty, questioning him. "You let our 1# suspect get up and walk out the front door!" Toothy hollers in his face.
"How can you do that!" Flaky vexes. Nutty just stands there, smiling like the idiot people thought him to be. He turns, ignoring the two, and follows Giggles. Flaky ask quizzically, "Should we follow?" Toothy doesn't answer, he just follows Nutty out, with Flaky trailing behind.
Toothy and Nutty sit on an oak tree branch infront of the First National Bank of Happy Tree Town, Flaky standing 3 stories below. "What do I do again!?" she calls to the duo. Nutty sighs, slapping his face.
"You stop Giggles and the Killer at all costs! God!" he mutters. Toothy shushes them both. From out of the bank, Giggles appears. Hiding behind a pillar, she glances around, and dashes out into the parking lot. She climbs into a red sports vehicle. Flaky hollers up to the branches.
"I lost visual!" she hollers. Toothy chants excitedly.
"The killer is Petunia! Petunia and Giggles are kissing! Tonguing and everything!" Toothy yells excitedly. He leaps from the branches, landing next to Flaky. He falls on his back, from the force of falling.
"What else!?" she demands. Toothy put up a finger. A lung, a heart, and his digestive tract slowly crawled from his mouth, falling to Flaky's feet. Nutty yells at her.
"They're getting away!" Not thinking, Flaky runs into the street. Instead of heroically stopping the car, like she'd thought during her sprint, she was killed on impact, sending her body into the telephone pole. The car swerves, crashing into said telephone pole. Nutty, being a squirrel, scuttles down the tree, running to the car. In the driver's seat, Giggles' face was planted in the steering wheel, and Petunia was crying in the seat next to her. He almost thought she had gained weight since the last time he saw her. He pulled her from the wreckage, and quickly put her in cuffs. "Petunia, you are under arrest for Homoicide, Child molestation, and evading the Police. You're entitled to an eterny-"
Petunia choked out, almost screaming at him, "Nutty! Don't you know it, yet! I'm pregnant with your child, you can't arrest me!" Nutty's eyes open wide. On the night of Russell's murder, he remembers what he did before that. Before Nutty could respond, The Mole and Lumpy escort Petunia into a cop car. "You're in for atleast 30 years!" The Mole says. Petunia stares at Nutty from the other side of the glass, and smacks her face against it. He knew she just wanted to start a family. Embarassed to admit she was pregnant, she killed anyone who would have known about the child. Killing people was her extreme way of keeping a person's mouth shut, or it kept their mouth shut for the time it took to tell the dad, and escape the city. The cop car drove away, leaving guilt behind.
Nutty collapses on the ground, the guilt pulling him apart from the inside out.
Long, ranty, boring, and stupid. I'm just all to eager to finish and move on.
The epilogue will be better.
Enjoy FF