Another Shigure chapter...hope you like it. It's so easy to make fun of Shigure.
Ritsu sat in front of Shigure crying his eyes out. Once again, he had gone into a hissy fit. Everyone except Tohru had given up on trying to make him feel better. And of course, Shigure wasn't making him feel any better. He teased people just because he could. As a plus, Hatori had come to visit that same day. He expected a good day with Shigure. No one even knew Ritsu was coming to visit. But there was a reason for Ritsu being upset. He had foolishly knocked over one of Shigure's vases.
"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it! Please, forgive me!" Ritsu screamed.
"Calm down. Will you shut up?" Kyo said.
Shigure nodded. Then he gave a large grin. "Yep. It's ok, Ritsu. It was only my favorite vase. Don't worry about it."
Ritsu gave a large wail and bowed in front of Shigure. "I'm so so so sorry!" he kept repeating. Shigure gave a small giggle. He took such joy in hurting people. Hatori just rolled his eyes. Shigure took advantage of people way too often. Hatori tried to get Shigure to leave poor Ritsu alone but he continued. If things went on like this Ritsu would start to run around and break another vase.
"Shigure, I'm sure that wasn't your favorite vase. In fact, I believe it has no importance to you whatsoever." Hatori said.
"No, no. It was indeed my favorite vase, Tori. It was given to me by my late grandmother. With her last dying words she gave me that vase that has been passed down since her mother before her and before that and before that and so on. My poor little vase. But, don't worry, Ritsu, I don't blame you." Shigure said. Of course it was all a lie. Everyone knew that except for a certain monkey. Ritsu wailed even louder after hearing that. "Why can't I do anything right?" he screamed.
"Shigure, if you don't leave Ritsu alone..." Hatori drifted off.
"You'll what?" Shigure challenged.
Hatori stared at him for a while. Then he reached into his pocket and pulled out his secret weapon. A dog whistle. As Shigure saw the torture device he stood up. "Don't you do it, Hatori!" he yelled.
Everyone quieted down and stared at the adults. Even Ritsu closed his mouth. Hatori sat calmly on the couch while Shigure stood, ready to run if he dared tried to blow the whistle. "You should have left Ritsu alone." Hatori said. Before Shigure could move Hatori blew the whistle. Shigure covered his ears and started yelping like a little puppy. He fell down and curled into a little ball. After a few minutes he got back up and started running in circles. Literally. Everyone looked at each other. Of course, they didn't hear a thing. Only Shigure heard the terrible ringing of the dog whistle. He continued to yelp until Hatori removed the whistle from his mouth. Then he stopped running in circles and fell to the ground.
"Will you leave Ritsu alone?" he asked.
Shigure, who was still wimpering on the floor and covering his ears, nodded.
"That was awesome, Hatori." Kyo said, staring at Shigure.
"We found out he was effected by dog whistles when we were teenagers. It was a complete accident too. He started yelling in the park, attracting attention...took us a while to find out it was dog whistle. It was funny though." Hatori said.
"I'm so sorry, Shigure!" Ritsu yelled running over to him. "I didn't mean to make Hatori blow a dog whistle! I'm sorry!"
And naturally...Shigure didn't bother Ritsu for the rest of the day.
