So this is a lot longer than the last chapter, but I'm kinda stuck towards the end, so if you have and ideas please give them to me. Also it's a good idea not to ask where this idea came from cause I have no idea.

So on with the story, enjoy.

It's nearing midnight and I'm at the bar again. I stare down into my glass. The amber liquid reminds me of your eyes, your beautiful eyes. I shake my head trying to remove the drunken thought. 'I shouldn't think that, this is Ed, he'd kill me if I told him that.'

I take the last shot from my glass and look around the room. Hoping just vaguely that he'll be here, waiting for me to pick him up, and... 'no stop Roy don't do this to yourself.' I mentally slap myself again. I see a person with long blond hair. I rub my eyes.

"Am I seeing things? It must just be the alcohol." I mummer to myself. I stand up, sightly wobbly from the drinks. I stagger my way over to the blond.

Once I get to the person I soon realize it's not him, but a girl. She's got her hair pulled back and braided, like he always had his, it even has the little cowlick antenna thing. She has big amber eyes, just like his. She was wearing a skin tight black tank top and a long red coat. The more I look at her the more I see Ed, it was uncanny, the resemblance, she looks like Ed would if he was a girl.

I walk up closer to her. I swallow hard, 'why have I all of a sudden become so nervous?'

"Hello, I'm..." she looks up at me and her jaw drops.

"Mustang?" she asks, her voice is higher than Ed's but it sounds almost identical. She flushes bright red and turns away.

"How do you know my name?" I ask.

She turns back to me again, a light rose tints her cheeks. 'She's so beautiful... come on you just met her don't go gaga over her yet.' I'm having a hard time controlling my brain. Her full pink lips part to take a sharp breath in.

"I'm surprised in you bastard. You don't know who I am? phft," she scoffs and takes a drink from the glass in front of her. "But than again I'm not really surprised." she says as she stands. She's even as tall as him, well slightly taller. She looks up at me and I can't help but stare into her eyes even as she moves closer to me, they are so much like Ed's, I feel like it is him. She crosses her arms over her rather large breast. "Well bastard? You know who I am now, or do I have to fucking transmute you a new brain?"

"Ed?" I mummer, uncertain of my own voice.

"Bingo!" she says as she smacks me in the head with her left hand.

I hug her, him, oh fuck I don't know. "ED, IT'S REALLY YOU!" I squeeze him tighter feeling his breast poke me in the stomach.

"Yes its me, good god, you can let me go now!" he shouts and I let him go. "Now don't get all mushy Mustang, I don't want to deal with you crying."

"But, you're you, but you're a woman. What happened?"

"Sit, buy me another drink, and maybe I'll tell you."

"So you see, when I passed through the gate again, I was a girl for some odd reason. Well I'm not really a girl, just from the waist up." he said taking the last swig of his whiskey. My jaw is on the floor. He rolls his eyes, "Mustang you ok?"

"Ummm yeah.... yeah I'm fine Edward." I manage to stutter out. He chuckles. "Ed you just look so much... well not different, but..."

"Feminine, yeah I know."

"No, hott....er, shit." I cover my mouth. "I didn't say that."

He stares at me with sexy eyes, I could just melt right where I'm sitting.

"So, Roy, I'm hotter eh? So in order to be hotter you must have thought I was hot to begin with." I curse him for being so damn smart. He gets up and walks over to me. My eyes fallow his every movement. I'm in such sock of what I said, I can't say anything. He leans against my back, his boob resting on my shoulder and he breaths in my ear. "So Roy, you gonna tell me if you thought I was hot before?"

He flicks his tongue out and licks my ear. I shudder as he takes the lower part of my ear in his mouth and nibbles it gently. I moan softly, but I only realize what I did when he starts laughing. He stands back up still laughing.

"You should have seen the look on your face Roy. It was priceless." he sits back down across from me, still smiling.