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*Home Ec*

"Alright," the teacher sighed as she looked at her room, "it looks like all the pizzas were damaged by the smoke. So it looks like we'll be making fried chicken instead."

The rest of the class glared at Joey and Tristan as they cleaned up their areas and heated up a pan of grease on the stove.

"Alright kids," the teacher instructed, "come get the flour and chicken."

The kids obeyed, and began dipping their drumsticks into a thick batter. After coating it carefully with flour, they dunked the chicken into the now hot oil.

"Hey, watch it!" Tristan warned Joey, "you got some grease on me!"

"Like this?" Joey asked, as he threw the drumstick into the oil, causing grease to hit Tristan.

"Hey, knock it off!" Tristan yelled. The teacher looked up, to see what was going on.

"That does it!" Tristan yelled, as he slung some grease at Joey.

"GREASE FIGHT!" Joey yelled as he picked up the pot (wearing potholders). Before anyone knew what was happening, Joey threw the entire pan at Tristan. Tristan ducked at the last minute, causing the grease to splash all over a girl.

"GAAAHHHHH! IT BURNS!" the girl screamed loudly.

"GO TO THE OFFICE NOW!" the teacher yelled at Joey and Tristan.

"Geez," Tristan scoffed as they left the room. Joey commented, "Someone's cranky."

*P.E.*

A short line of girls stood a the edge of the soccer field. All of the girls wore ugly uniforms, as they themselves were pretty much ugly. The group consisted of an obese girl, a girl with glasses, freckles, and braces, a girl in a wheelchair, a girl with Copper-Lilia, a girl who was blind, deaf, and dumb, and last but not least, Tea Gardner.

"Welcome to cheerleading practice," said a husky, female coach, "Now, not a lot of people signed up, but we'll have to make due with what we've got. Now then, let's practice our cheers. Lilly, you first!"

A short girl with a blonde ponytail stepped forward, "Give me a T! Give me a E! Give me an A! Give me a MOTHER F$%ING PISS BALLS!"

Everyone stared at her as she covered her mouth with her pom-poms.

"Good try," the coach said with a smile. Lilly took a bow and quickly walked off the field.

*Outside of Art*

Pegasus followed the kids outside, where they were screaming hysterically and crying.

"MR. PEGASUS, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?" yelled the principal.

A boy answered for him, "He sent Stevie to the Shadow Realm!"

Pegasus' eye got big as the principal glared at him, "WHAT!" She yelled.

"Uh-uh, hold on!" Pegasus said, as he pulled out Stevie's soul card. The card glowed, and Stevie sat back up (his friend had dragged him outside).

"See?" Pegasus said nervously, "No harm done."

Stevie screamed and ran several feet away from Pegasus. He then curled up into the fetal position and rocked himself back and forth. The principal stared at Stevie, and then turned to face Pegasus.

"If his parents complain; you're fired!" she yelled, "Now don't let it happen again!"

*The Main Office*

Joey and Tristan took a deep breath as they walked into the office. They were surprised to see that it was fairly empty, aside from a good-looking blonde sitting at the front desk."Mai!?" Joey asked, "what are you doing here?"

"Hi Joey," she said with a big smile, "I'm the new secretary. I was hired just yesterday."

They then heard a crash coming from the guidance office.

"What's going on in there?" Tristan asked.

Mai shrugged, "I have no idea. She's had it locked all morning, and I've been hearing those noises for quite a while now."

"So," Mai asked to changed the subject, "what are you two doing here?"

"The teacher kicked us out for having a food fight," Joey answered.

"It was a grease fight!" Tristan yelled.

"Same difference," Joey said as he rolled his eyes. Mai stared at Joey.

"You honestly threw hot grease around the room?" Joey nodded in response to Mai's question, "Are you a moron?"

"Yes," Tristan answered for Joey. Joey growled and glared at him. Another loud crash came from the guidance office.

Kemo walked up to the microphone on the front desk and picked it up.

"Attention students!" he announced, "please rise for the pledge!" He then handed the microphone to Bandit Keith.

"I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States, OF AMERICA!"

"Um, Keith honey," Mai interrupted him, "we're in Japan."

"Go to hell you commie!" Keith yelled at Mai, then realized he was still holding the microphone, "Oops, uh, disregard that last sentence."

*P.E.*

The girls had gotten past their cheers, and were now building a human pyramid. Tea, the obese girl, and Lilly sat at the bottom, the nerdy girl and the blind/deaf/dumb girl made up the middle. The girl in the wheelchair rolled her way up a ramp to reach the top of the human pyramid. The group cheered when she made it to the top.

"Great job!" the coach said, "now let's practice our toss-ups!"

The group broke apart and formed a circle. They struggled to pick up the girl in the wheelchair, but managed. They then threw her up in the air."WEE!" she cheered, "Catch me Amy!"

Amy, the blind/deaf/dumb girl stood at a random spot, not moving. The girl in the chair screamed as she landed on top of Amy. Amy made a loud moan. The coach blew on her whistle.

"Get it together girls!" she scolded.

*History*

Kaiba groaned as Ishizu continued to discuss the era of Queen Cleopatra. Just a few more minutes at he could go about his plan. Several minutes later, the bell rang. The rest of the kids ran out, except for Kaiba.

"Hello Ishizu," he said as he approached her.

"Hello Kaiba," she asked, "why are you still here?"

"You can call me Seto," he said with a grin as he leaned in on her, "and I'm here because I want something."

"And what would that be?" Ishizu asked curiously.

Kaiba answered her question by planting a kiss on her, taking her by surprise. Then, the classroom door flew open, revealing several police officers.

"There she is! Take her down!" one of the cops yelled. The other cops quickly hand-cuffed her.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?" Ishizu yelled.

"Somebody reported that you were having a relationship with a student," the cop answered, "and now we clearly see this is true. You're going away for a long time Ms. Ishtar!"

"WHAT!? NO PLEASE, IT'S NOT HOW IT LOOKS! KAIBA, TELL THEM! TELL THEM!" Ishizu yelled as the cops carried her off. Kaiba laughed hysterically.

"Another victory for Seto Kaiba!"

*In the halls*

Marik laughed as he walked out of the smoking chemistry lab. Kids in the hallway coughed and wheezed as they tried to make their way through. Marik's laughter ceased when he saw his sister screaming and being carried off by cops.

Ishizu spotted Marik and cried, "SAVE ME!"

"HOLD ON SISTER!" Marik yelled as he pulled out his Millennium Rod.

He waved his rod at the cops, and they were swallowed up by the shadows. Luckily, everyone thought they were hallucinating due to the smoke. Ishizu cried as she ran towards her brother and hugged him.

"Thank you so much!" she cried, "Kaiba, he framed me!"

"What!?" Marik growled, "he'll pay for this!"

*Literature*

Kaiba, Duke, Miho, and Serenity settled into their seats as the teacher entered the room.

"Alright kids," he said, "we're just gonna finish watching The Odyssey."

The kids cheered as the teacher put on the movie. Miho blushed as she stared at Kaiba. Kaiba stared at the three dolls.

"Hi Mr. Kaiba," Miho said, "I'd like you to meet Seto Junior!"

Kaiba stared at her doll in disgust, "Why the hell did you name him after me? That's not my kid."

Tears swelled up in Miho's eyes. "How can you say that?" she asked, "he looks just like you!"

Kaiba growled, "it's a doll, Miho."

Serenity's doll started to cry. Serenity groaned as she pulled out a bottle.

"Joanna never stops eating," Serenity griped, "I think she has a glitch where she's just hungry all the time."

"Like the mutt?" Kaiba asked her.

"Don't call him that!" Serenity snapped.

"So who's her dad?" Kaiba teased, "Tristan or Duke?"

"I'm preoccupied with my own kid," Duke groaned. Then his doll started to cry. Duke sighed as he pulled out a bottle.

"So have you named her yet?" Serenity asked him curiously.

"Why should I?" Duke asked, "I'm only going to have her for a week."

"Why do girls get so excited over that stuff?" Kaiba asked, "they wouldn't like it if they had to take care of a real one."

"God Kaiba," Serenity said as she rolled her eyes, "you're so heartless." Kaiba grinned as Joanna began to cry again. Serenity groaned, "I guess I see your point."

*Back in the Main Office*

A flood of kids entered the office as they tried to report their stories as screaming came from the guidance office. Mai had never before seen so much chaos, and that was saying something!

"So let me get this straight," Mai tried to comprehend, "All the tools in shop class came alive, chased everyone down, and the teacher lost another finger? Are you sure you guys didn't just forget to unplug them?"

"We didn't even get a chance to plug them in," someone insisted, "that Bakura kid made it all happen with his necklace thing!"

Mai stared at them as if they were crazy. Then a thought hit her.

"Wait," Mai asked, "did his necklace have the eye of Horus on it by any chance?"

Everyone nodded. Mai remembered her encounter with Marik. She knew something strange was going on at the school. She pulled out the microphone and spoke into it.

"Ryou Bakura, you're wanted in the main office. Ryou Bakura, to the main office now!"

A/N: Looks like these kids are getting themselves into quite some trouble, huh? I had a hard time figuring out what to do with Tea, but her friendship speeches made me decide she should be in cheerleading. Keep the comments coming guys!